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+ --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==--
+ as you've NEVER seen them before!
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+
+ (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / | || / | ||
+* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
+ with milk after milking cow with milk
+
+
+ (___) (___) * (___) (___)
+ (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
+ /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
+ / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O *
+* ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ||,---||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
+ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
+ seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
+* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
+ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
+ on grass on cow
+
+ (__) (__) * (__) * (__)
+ (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
+ /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
+ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
+ ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
+ ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
+ a shit shit kicked out of her
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo) U
+ /-------\/ /---V
+ / | || * |--| .
+* ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+
+Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
+
+
+
+ (__) )__( vv vv
+ (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
+ /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
+ / | || / | || /\-------/
+* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
+ ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
+
+American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
+
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
+ /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
+ / | || / | || /| ||
+* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
+start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__)
+ (OO) (@@) (xx)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / | ||
+* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
+ psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
+
+
+ /\ __
+ / \ ||
+ (__) (__) \ / (_||_)
+ SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
+ /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / S / | ||
+ * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
+ to George Washington this cow cow
+
+
+ (__)
+ * (__) (oo)
+ \ (oo) /------\/
+ \-------\/ /| |/ |
+ | ==$ || / | [) ||
+ ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
+ to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
+
+
+ (___) (__) (__)
+ ( O ) (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\ / \/--------\/
+ / | ||V | |
+ * ||----|| ||------||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
+ cow had four legs or e
+
+
+
+ O__O \_|_/
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | || / | ||
+ * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
+
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ ^^ (oo) (--)
+ ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
+ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\
+ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
+ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
+^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
+^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
+^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
+ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
+ (What a bod, huh guys?)
+
+
+ )\ (__)
+ / \ (oo)
+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+ Cow swimming at Amityville
+(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
+
+
+ * (__)
+ \ (DD)
+ \ /-------\/
+ |\ / | ||_\_/
+ \ | \ (__) * ||----|
+ \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
+ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
+ ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
+ \\ ||
+ \\||
+ \||
+ ^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
+ \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
+ \_ / / / / / _______ / /
+ Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
+ / / / (__)| / /
+ / / / (oo)| / /
+ ( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
+ ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
+ @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
+ @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
+ /--UU--\/ (____________)
+ / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
+ * ||---||
+
+ (New) Jersey Cow
+
+
+ O O O O
+ \ \ / /
+ \ \ (__) /
+ (__) \ \ (xx)/
+ (DD) \ +--------+\//
+ /-------\/ \| | /
+ / | || +--------+
+ * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
+ at Gillies in Texas
+
+
+ o o
+ |__| (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
+ /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / | ||
+* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
+ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
+ male relative cow cow cow
+ cow
+
+
+
+
+
+ x
+ xxxx|xxxx
+ xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
+ |
+ //
+ (__) // (__) (__)
+ (oo)// (oo)===(oo)
+ /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
+ / | |// / | || || | \
+ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
+
+
+ o o (__) ^
+ \ / (oo) /
+ \ / _____\/___/
+ (__) \__/ / /\ / /
+ (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
+ /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
+ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
+ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
+ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
+ ^^ ^^ ^ ^
+
+ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
+ Cow Cow (That's what comes of
+ (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
+ cow-culus) Ray Tube)
+
+
+
+ o
+ | [---]
+ | |
+ | | |------========|
+ /----|---|\ | **** |=======|
+ /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
+ | | ___| |==============|
+ | | ___ {(__)} |==============|
+ \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
+ \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
+ ----------------- / | NASA |==== |
+ | | * ||------||-----^
+ ----------------- || | |
+ / / \ \ ^^ ^ |
+ / ---- \
+ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
+
+
+
+
+ (__)
+ ([][]) "I have this recurring dream
+ __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
+ /\ \__ ^ :..("")
+ /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
+ /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
+ \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
+ | | | H H ||
+ |_____________|_____________| H H ||
+ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
+ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
+
+
+ ( ( )
+ ( ( ) )
+ ( ( )
+ ( / )
+ ( ( \\ )
+ ( | // )
+ | | (__)
+ | | (oo) (__)
+ | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
+ | | || ( _)_______(__) )
+ **| | ---|| \ __________/
+ ``'---------^^
+ Cow Hide Cow Pie
+
+
+ \ | / ___________
+ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
+ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
+ | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
+ | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
+ | | | | | #_// | | | | | |
+ | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
+ | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
+ | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
+ | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
+^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
+ | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
+ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
+ `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
+ || |`. (__) (__) ( )
+ (oo) (oo) /---V
+ /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
+ / | || ||_______| \
+ * ||W---|| || || *
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+ "Cow Town"
+
+
+ \ (__) (__)
+ \\(oo) (\/)
+ /-----\\\/ /-------\/
+ / | (##) / | ||
+ * ||----||" * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
+ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__)
+ (\/) ($$) (**)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
+* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
+ / |'''''|| / | ||
+* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
+ *
+ ** **
+ * ** * * * **
+ * / / \ * *
+ \ \ / \ / / (__)
+ * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
+ / (00) / / / | |( )
+ \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
+ / / | || / / || ||
+ \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
+ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
+ Cow in Heat
+
+
+ (___)
+ (o o)
+ /------\ / (__) (__)
+ / ____O (oo) (oo)
+ | / /----\----\/ /-------\/
+ /\oo===| / || / | ||
+ | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
+ * ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cowt in the Act low rider cow
+
+
+
+ (__) \__\ (__)
+ (oo) o (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
+ / | || / | || ||______||
+* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
+ OO OO OO OO OO OO
+Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
+
+
+ (__) (__) \_||_~
+ (oo) (oo) (*||*)
+ /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
+ / | || / || / | ||
+* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
+ OO OO OO OO OO }{
+ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
+
+
+ ____
+ (____)
+ .xxxx.
+ (__) '(oo)`
+ (oo) /-----'-\/ `
+ /-------\/ / | |============>
+ / | || * ||----| (~)
+* ||----|| ~~ ~
+ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
+ holy cow armed and dangerous
+
+
+ (___) (___)
+ (o o) (o o)
+ /-------\ / /-------\ /
+ / | ||O / | O~ ||O
+* ||,---|| * ||,---||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
+
+
+
+
+
+ (---)
+ ( )
+ /-----\ (___)
+ | | (o o)
+ | | | (-----) \ /
+ | | | / / \ O
+ | * | * | O |
+ ^^ ^^ -----
+ Coward Phone Bull
+
+
+
+ |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
+ . (__||__) . . : \-------\/
+ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
+ !!! !!! : ||----||
+ : ^^ ^^
+ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ ...---...
+ ../ / | \ \..
+ ./ / / | \ \ \.
+ / / / | \ \ \
+ / / / | \ \ \
+ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /(__)
+ \|/ (oo)
+ /---++--\/
+ / | || ||
+ * ||-++-||
+ ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
+
+
+
+
+ ..---.. (__)
+ / \ (oo)
+ | RIP | /-------\/
+ | | / | ||
+ | | * ||----||
+ | | ^^ ^^
+ | |
+ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
+
+ Elvis's Cow.....Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /---+ +--\/
+ / | | | ||
+ * ||-+ +-||
+ ^^ ^^ *
+
+ David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
+
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /-------\/
+ / | ||
+ * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+ (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ \/-------\
+ / | || -^^- || | \
+ * ||---- -^^- || *
+ ^^ ^^
+ (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ \/-------\
+ / | || || | \
+ * ||----|| ||----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
+
+
+
+ (__) _--------_
+ (oo) |__________| BIG
+ /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
+ / | 007 || __________
+ * ||----|| |_ _|
+ ^^ ^^ --------
+ Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /'^^^-m
+ (__) / '' ` )
+ (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
+ / \/ / / _ / | | | |
+ / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
+ ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
+ * ^ ^ * ww ww
+
+ Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
+
+
+
+
+ _(__)_ \ ----------------------------------
+ o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
+ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
+ |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
+ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
+ \ | __________________________________/
+ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
+ / /\ \ \___/ \___/
+ / / \ \
+ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__) (----------)
+ (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
+ /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
+ /| || /| || /| ||
+ * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+
+Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all nighter
+
+
+ * (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
+ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
+ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
+ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
+
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo) (__) o * (__)
+ \/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
+ ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
+ ---/ --** / | / | |
+ *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
+ //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+ |
+ |
+ |
+ |(push)
+ |
+ (__) |=====|
+ (==) \
+ /-\/-\ \
+ /| |\ \
+ ^ | | ^====~~~~==== \
+ | | \
+ /----\ \
+ / \ \ O O O O
+ ^ * ^ === / /
+ \ \ (__) /
+ Cow-abunga Dudes \ \ (xx)/
+ \ +--------+\//
+ \| | /
+ +--------+
+
+ Cow-a-bungee
+
+ ______________
+ | D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
+ | COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ |____________| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
+ || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
+ ______||_______
+ | EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ |_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
+ || /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ || / | || / | || / | || / | ||
+ || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / | || / | ||
+* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
+ with milk after milking cow with milk
+
+ (___) (___) * (___) (___)
+ (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
+ /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
+ / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
+* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
+ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
+ seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
+
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
+* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
+ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
+ on grass on cow
+
+ (__) (__) * (__) * (__)
+ (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
+ /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
+ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
+ ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
+ ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
+ a shit shit kicked out of her
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo) U
+ /-------\/ /---V
+ / | || * |--| .
+* ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+
+Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
+
+
+
+ (__) )__( vv vv
+ (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
+ /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
+ / | || / | || /\-------/
+* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
+ ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
+
+American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
+
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
+ /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
+ / | || / | || /| ||
+* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
+start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__)
+ (OO) (@@) (xx)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / | ||
+* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
+ psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
+
+
+ /\ __
+ / \ ||
+ (__) (__) \ / (_||_)
+ SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
+ /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / S / | ||
+ * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
+ to George Washington this cow cow
+
+
+ (__)
+ * (__) (oo)
+ \ (oo) /------\/
+ \-------\/ /| |/ |
+ | ==$ || / | [) ||
+ ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously
+ to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer
+
+
+ (___) (__) (__)
+ ( O ) (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\ / \/--------\/
+ / | ||V | |
+ * ||----|| ||------||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
+the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ [##] (@o)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
+ / | || / | || / | || (oo)
+ * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
+ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
+ to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
+
+
+ (____) (____) (____)
+ (oo ) (o o) ( O O)
+ /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
+ / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
+ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
+ * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
+ /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
+ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
+ to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
+ legs or eight
+
+ (__)
+ (__) (oo) (__)
+ (oo) /\/ (oo)
+ /-------\/ /--/-- \/-----
+ / | || / | `-. / | `-.
+* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ OO OO OO OO OO OO
+
+ Cow-vertible . . .
+
+
+ (__)
+*_ *_ ( oo *_
+ \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__)
+ \.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____
+ ||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \
+ OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
+
+ Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)
+
+
+ * (___) * (___) (__)
+ \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo)
+ \-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________
+ | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______
+ ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| --
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
+ Twins Cow Catcher
+
+ (__)
+ (__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__)
+ (oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo)
+ /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/
+ / | || / | || / | || / | ||
+* ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ ^^ ^^
+ Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird
+ Cow Cow
+
+
+ (^^) ( (oo) (__)
+ (oo) ) (OO) (oo)
+ /-------==--- /------\--/ /------||||||
+ / | || / | || / | UX` \||/
+* ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^
+ Groucho's Harpo's Karl's
+ cow cow cow
+ (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
+ Use your imagination.)
+
+
+ O__O \_|_/
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | || / | ||
+ * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
+
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ ^^ (oo) (--)
+ ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
+ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\
+ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
+ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
+^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
+^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
+^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
+ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
+ (What a bod, huh guys?)
+
+
+ )\ (__)
+ / \ (oo)
+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+ Cow trying out for a part
+ in the new JAWS movie
+
+ * (__)
+ \ (DD)
+ \ /-------\/
+ |\ / | ||_\_/
+ \ | \ (__) * ||----|
+ \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
+ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
+ ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
+ \\ ||
+ \\||
+ \||
+ ^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
+ \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
+ \_ / / / / / _______ / /
+ Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
+ / / / (__)| / /
+ / / / (oo)| / /
+ ( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
+ ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
+ @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
+ @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
+ /--UU--\/ (____________)
+ / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
+ * ||---||
+
+ (New) Jersey Cow
+
+
+ O O O O
+ \ \ / /
+ \ \ (__) /
+ (__) \ \ (xx)/
+ (DD) \ +--------+\//
+ /-------\/ \| | /
+ / | || +--------+
+ * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
+
+
+ o==+--
+ | |\ \
+ | | \ \ ____________________
+ | \ \ \ | |
+ | \ \ \ | +------------+ |
+ | \ \ \ | | (__) | |
+ | \ \ \| | (oo) | |
+ | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | |
+ | \ \| | | \/ \ | |
+ /---\ \ | +------------+ |
+ / \ \| |
+ | | | |
+ \ / | |
+ \---/ | |
+ | |
+ --------------------------
+ ( )
+ --------------------------
+
+ Cow-struction worker.
+
+ |
+ /---\
+ : = :
+ : :
+ :,','. '. : :---\
+ ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : :
+
+ Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
+
+
+ o o
+ |__| (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
+ /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / | ||
+* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
+ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
+ male relative cow cow cow
+ cow
+ x
+ xxxx|xxxx
+ xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
+ |
+ //
+ (__) // (__) (__)
+ (oo)// (oo)===(oo)
+ /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
+ / | |// / | || || | \
+ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
+
+
+ o o (__) ^
+ \ / (oo) /
+ \ / _____\/___/
+ (__) \__/ / /\ / /
+ (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
+ /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
+ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
+ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
+ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
+ ^^ ^^ ^ ^
+
+ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
+ Cow Cow (That's what comes of
+ (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
+ cow-culus) Ray Tube)
+
+ o
+ | [---]
+ | |
+ | | |------========|
+ /----|---|\ | **** |=======|
+ /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
+ | | ___| |==============|
+ | | ___ {(__)} |==============|
+ \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
+ \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
+ ----------------- / | NASA |==== |
+ | | * ||------||-----^
+ ----------------- || | |
+ / / \ \ ^^ ^ |
+ / ---- \
+ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
+
+
+ (__)
+ ([][]) "I have this recurring dream
+ __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
+ /\ \__ ^ :..("")
+ /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
+ /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
+ \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
+ /====== \/ =======/==============//
+ *_/ / \ /^ // / \\
+ / \ ^ // \\
+
+ Psycowlogist and patient
+
+
+ (___)
+ \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o)
+ \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
+ *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
+ ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\
+ ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
+ \______/ \_____\\//
+ \__/
+ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
+ It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
+ // //
+ ^^ ^^
+
+
+ ==================
+ _____________________________ H H
+ | |-------------| H (__) H
+ | | ________ | H (oo) H __
+ | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
+ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
+ | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
+ | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
+ | | ^ | H H ||
+ | | ] | H H ||
+ | | | H H ||
+ |_____________|_____________| H H ||
+ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
+ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
+
+
+ ( ( )
+ ( ( ) )
+ ( ( )
+ ( / )
+ ( ( \\ )
+ ( | // )
+ | | (__)
+ | | (oo) (__)
+ | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
+ | | || ( _)_______(__) )
+ **| | ---|| \ __________/
+ ``'---------^^
+ Cow Hide Cow Pie
+
+
+ \ | / ___________
+ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
+ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
+ | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
+ | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
+ | | | | | #_// | | | | | |
+ | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
+ | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
+ | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
+ | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
+^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
+ | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
+ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
+ `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
+ || |`. (__) (__) ( )
+ (oo) (oo) /---V
+ /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
+ / | || ||_______| \
+ * ||W---|| || || *
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+ "Cow Town"
+
+
+ \ (__) (__)
+ \\(oo) (\/)
+ /-----\\\/ /-------\/
+ / | (##) / | ||
+ * ||----||" * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
+ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__)
+ (\/) ($$) (**)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
+* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
+ / |'''''|| / | ||
+* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
+ *
+ ** **
+ * ** * * * **
+ * / / \ * *
+ \ \ / \ / / (__)
+ * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
+ / (00) / / / | |( )
+ \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
+ / / | || / / || ||
+ \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
+ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
+ Cow in Heat
+
+
+ (___)
+ (o o)
+ /------\ / (__) (__)
+ / ____O (oo) (oo)
+ | / /----\----\/ /-------\/
+ /\oo===| / || / | ||
+ | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
+ * ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cowt in the Act low rider cow
+
+
+ (__) \__\ (__)
+ (oo) o (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
+ / | || / | || ||______||
+* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
+ OO OO OO OO OO OO
+Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
+
+
+ (__) (__) \_||_~
+ (oo) (oo) (*||*)
+ /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
+ / | || / || / | ||
+* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
+ OO OO OO OO OO }{
+ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
+
+
+ ____
+ (____)
+ .xxxx.
+ (__) '(oo)`
+ (oo) /-----'-\/ `
+ /-------\/ / | |============>
+ / | || * ||----| (~)
+* ||----|| ~~ ~
+ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
+ holy cow armed and dangerous
+
+
+ (___) (___)
+ (o o) (o o)
+ /-------\ / /-------\ /
+ / | ||O / | O~ ||O
+* ||,---|| * ||,---||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
+
+
+ (---)
+ ( )
+ /-----\ (___)
+ | | (o o)
+ | | | (-----) \ /
+ | | | / / \ O
+ | * | * | O |
+ ^^ ^^ -----
+ Coward Phone Bull
+
+
+
+
+ | | | | *
+ | | (__) | | \ (__)
+ | | (oo) | | \ (oo)
+ | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/--
+ | | / | || | | ----| |---
+ | | * ||----|| | | --------
+ | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________
+ | _________________ | _________________
+ | / | /
+ | | | |
+ | | | |
+ | | | |
+ | | | |
+ | | | |
+ | | | |
+ | | | |
+/ \ / \
+
+Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
+
+
+ | |
+ | |
+ | |
+ | |
+ | |
+ | \_________________
+ | _________________
+ | /
+ | |
+ | |
+ | |
+ | |
+ | |
+ | | (__)
+ | | *---------(..)
+/ \ ^^----^^\/
+
+The attempt results in an udder disaster.
+
+
+ . /\ . . : (__)
+ . / \ . . : (xx)
+ / \ . . * : __------\/
+ / \ * : * ||____||
+ | (__) | . . ** : / | |\
+ . /| (oo) |\ ** :
+ / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
+ . / |=|==|=| \ . * :
+ . / | | | | \ . :
+ / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__)
+ |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
+ . (__||__) . . : \-------\/
+ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
+ !!! !!! : ||----||
+ : ^^ ^^
+ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
+
+
+ ...---...
+ ../ / | \ \..
+ ./ / / | \ \ \.
+ / / / | \ \ \
+ / / / | \ \ \
+ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /
+ \ | /(__)
+ \|/ (oo)
+ /---++--\/
+ / | || ||
+ * ||-++-||
+ ^^ ^^
+
+ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
+
+
+ ..---.. (__)
+ / \ (oo)
+ | RIP | /-------\/
+ | | / | ||
+ | | * ||----||
+ | | ^^ ^^
+ | |
+\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
+
+ Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /---+ +--\/
+ / | | | ||
+ * ||-+ +-||
+ ^^ ^^ *
+
+ David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
+
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /-------\/
+ / | ||
+ * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+ (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ \/-------\
+ / | || -^^- || | \
+ * ||---- -^^- || *
+ ^^ ^^
+ (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ \/-------\
+ / | || || | \
+ * ||----|| ||----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
+
+
+
+ (__) _--------_
+ (oo) |__________| BIG
+ /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
+ / | 007 || __________
+ * ||----|| |_ _|
+ ^^ ^^ --------
+ Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
+
+
+ The cow that didn't jump
+ over the moon.
+ ------------------------ !
+ !
+ ^
+ / \ Hey diddle diddle
+ /___\ The cat and the fiddle
+ |= =| The cow blew up on the
+ | | launch pad...
+ | |
+ ROCKET, | |
+ TAKING OFF | |
+ TOTALLY \\ | |
+ OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | |
+ THE FACT THAT // | |
+ THERE IS A | |
+ COW ON THE | |
+ LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\
+ / |##!##| \
+ / |##!##| \
+ | / ^ | ^ \ |
+ | / ( | ) \ |
+ |/ ( | ) \|
+ (( ))
+ (( : ))
+ (( : ))
+ (( ))
+ (( ))
+ ( )
+ . *
+ .
+ _ _ *
+ * \\ *= //
+ COW BLOWING \\ \\ =* //
+ UP,ON THE ||||||>> * * ( __ )
+ LAUNCH PAD // * * * . _ (oo) *
+ // *= *= * BOOM * ()
+ // *= * * * ==* \\
+ ________________________________________________ = * \\
+ ==============================================
+ // // !! \\ \\
+ // // || \\ \\
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /'^^^-m
+ (__) / '' ` )
+ (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
+ / \/ / / _ / | | | |
+ / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
+ ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
+ * ^ ^ * ww ww
+
+ Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
+
+
+ ____ ____ |+++++|
+|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
+|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
+|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
+| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
+-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ----------------------------------
+ o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
+ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
+ |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
+ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
+ \ | __________________________________/
+ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
+ / /\ \ \___/ \___/
+ / / \ \
+ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__) (----------)
+ (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
+ /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
+ /| || /| || /| ||
+* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+
+Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
+
+
+* (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
+ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
+ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
+Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo) (__) o * (__)
+ \/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
+ ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
+ ---/ --** / | / | |
+ *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
+ //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ //__ Cow Cow pooing
+ Cow marching standing
+
+
+ Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
+ (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
+ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^
+ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \//
+
+
+ ______
+ (__) | | (__)
+ (oo) | | ($$)
+ ----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/
+ || / | || / | IRS ||
+ ---|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant
+
+
+ (___) (___) (___)
+ (0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
+ \ / \ / \ /
+ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__
+ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===:
+ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/
+
+ Cowed Forces
+ \ _ /
+ - ( ) - /\
+ / " \ /| | (__)
+ (__) / | | (oo)\
+ ________(oo) /____| | \/| \
+ /| \/ / \/ | \
+ / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \
+ * || || |__________| ||| ____\---*
+ ^^ ^^
+ Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice
+
+
+ ) ( _
+ (____) / \ (__) ==========I
+ / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I
+ (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I
+ ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I
+ /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I
+ / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I
+* ||----|| ~~ ~~
+ ~~ ~~
+ Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo
+
+ ______________________ _______________________
+ | | | |
+ | (__) | | (__) |
+ | (oo) | | (oo) |
+ | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----|
+ | / | || | | || / | |
+ | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--|
+ | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ |
+ |--------------------| |---------------------|
+ Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
+
+ (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __
+ /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/|
+ |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
+ |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___||
+ |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/
+
+ Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989
+
+
+ ______________(__)_________________ (__)
+ /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo)
+ | \/ || \/
+ _|_ _|| ||
+ /__/_______________________________/__/| ||
+ ( ) ( )| ||
+ | |________________________________| | | ||
+ \_____________________________________/] /------- /
+ [] [] [] / | ||
+ * ||----||
+ COW-CH ^^ ^^
+ Cowraffe
+
+ * *
+ \ /
+ \ /
+ /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/
+ / (__) \ +----------+
+ | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | |
+ |^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | |
+ | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | |
+ | |-----//---------||----| | | |
+ | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+
+ ^||^ ^||^ || ||
+
+ "COWCH POTATO"
+ +------------+ +
+ | B A T E S | (__) o
+ | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /|
+---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / |
+|\ \ W------ | | ( ) v
+| ---------- *---- ====; ( )
+| | (__) | \ / ( )
+\ | (oo) | \ | ( )
+ \ | \/ | \+ | ( )
+ ---------- + ( )
+ Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | |
+ o o
+ Psycho Cow (with knife)
+ (__)
+ (oo) ------------------------- _______________________
+ /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /|
+ / | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / |
+* ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)|
+ ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)|
+ The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ |
+ |(__) \ / (__)|
+ \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)|
+ \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \//
+ /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ /
+ Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) /
+ trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/
+ / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\//
+ ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) /
+ \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ /
+ \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) /
+ \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/
+ \ \/_________\/ / \ \//
+ \/___________\/ \:/
+ / \
+ / \
+
+ (__) (__) (______) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo)
+ /--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/
+/ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | ||
+ |--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)||
+ | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ ^^ ^^
+cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's
+ loss program the program Cow Cow
+
+
+ (___)
+ ( OO
+ ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______
+ | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
+ | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| |
+ | | | |
+ | | (__) | |
+ | __________ | (oo) | __________ |
+ | | | | \/-------\ | | | |
+ | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | |
+ | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | |
+ | | (oo) | | (oo) | |
+ | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ |
+ | |
+ | |
+ ( ______ )
+ ( / \ )
+ ( / \ )
+ ( | | )
+ | | | |
+ | | | |
+ |_________________________|________|______________|
+ \ \
+ \ \
+ \ \
+ \ \ (__)
+ \ \ (oo) /
+ /---\----\/ /
+ / | \ || * (__) /
+ * ||---\-\\ \ ( OO /
+ ~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/>
+ ^^ ^^ | \===/>
+ \\_____// | /______/ /
+ || | _________\\_\\_____/____________________
+ /\------\ ^ ^ /
+ (oo) \ /
+ (--) * /
+
+Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
+
+ ______________________
+ | |\
+ | (__) | |
+ | (oo) | |
+ | \/ | |
+ | / \ \ | |
+ ///////// \_ \_/////// |
+ | | / | | (__)
+ | /++++++< | | _____(oo)
+ |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
+ | * | \_\_ | | / | ||
+ _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
+
+ cow-lliope in the circus parade
+
+ *
+ \
+ w \ w (__)
+ \\ /\ // (oo)
+ \\/ \// \/
+ | | (__) >--( )--<
+ |(__)| (oo) / \
+ \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---<
+ //\/\\ <| |> v /\ v
+ || || \ \/ / | (oo) |
+ ||__|| |\/\/| \(^^)/
+ /^^ ^^\ /----\ | |
+ / ======== \ / \ | |
+ / \ /* * * \ / \/ \
+ |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ |
+ \ / || || ^ / ^
+ \ ======== / ^^ ^^ *
+ \ _____ /
+Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus
+
+
+ (__) -'`- "Here's
+ (oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing
+ /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you,
+ / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!"
+ * ||----| / ====================== | \___['
+ ^^ ^ || || | ||
+ Cowncillor his cowch |____|-
+ | |
+ ~ ~
+ (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt
+ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\
+ / | || =================== || | \
+* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__)
+ A game of cowntract bridge (oo)
+ / \/ ____________
+ / \===^__| |
+ ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________|
+ (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | |
+ (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | |
+ /-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | |
+ / | || | \-/ | | | |
+ * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
+ ^^ ^^ ----------------------
+ Just a humble cownoisseur
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__)
+ (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
+ \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
+ \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
+ \/
+ a cownfluence
+
+ _______
+ (__( .-< | | |
+ (oo) | |___|___|
+ ___\/___| |\_____/|
+ | | | | |
+ | | | |_______|
+ >-' | | _ | _ |
+ *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--|
+ / \ / | || |_______| (__)
+ / \ * ||----|| | | (++)
+ ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/
+ Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
+
+ _
+ ________|@|________
+ | POLICE BOX | __
+ |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/
+ |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o)
+ || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/
+ ||-----|| | | /| | /| |
+ ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----||
+ | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow
+ | _____ | (__)
+ || || (oo) ---------
+ || ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
+ || ||B-9 \ | ---------
+ ||_____||______\|
+ |_______|_______|
+ ----------------
+ a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
+ ( ----0 ----------------
+ (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_
+ |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O
+ ________\_/ / /oooooo\
+ | | | /oooooooo\
+ # ||______|| /oooooooooo\
+ || || /____________\
+ ^^ ^^
+ RoboCow a Dalek Cow
+
+ __________________ ___________________ ___________________
+ /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\
+ /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\
+------------------------ ------------------------- -------------------------
+ \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/
+ \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle /
+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+ Ronald McDonald's Cows
+
+ @ @
+ @@@ @
+ @@ @
+ Pffii @@@@ @@
+ ___________D @@@@@@
+ |________ | _______
+ (__) | / \ /
+ ( oo /~| | __ \ /
+ /\_|// | | / \ | |
+ _/____/__| | | | | |
+ | ___/-----------------_| (__)
+ | / \ \ \ `(oo)
+ | / \ | | |\/
+ | | O | / / __ /
+ |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__)
+ \ / | o | \\\ _( )_
+ ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
+
+ Cow Express Suicidal Cow
+
+ o _____________
+ /\ / \
+ [__] ( take off, eh! )
+ __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/
+ \/----///\ /-------\/
+ */\______(xx) / | ||__|
+ ( ) * ||----| U
+ ^^ ^
+Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
+
+
+ o o o o o o
+o o o o o o o o o o
+ o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o
+ O ) ( ) ( ) (
+o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__)
+ (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o
+ /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | ||
+* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o
+ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
+ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
+
+ ___
+ _/...\ *==\ ________________
+ __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \
+ /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
+ / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/
+ * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
+ ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
+ || --+_+- ||
+Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- --
+ | |_ | |_
+ /\ |____| |____|
+ / O\ Santa Cows
+ / , \
+ / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
+ -/ , \- / |~ |~ \
+ / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| |
+ /, , \ / \ o| o| /
+ / O O \ / \ /
+ -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
+ / O , \ / / .
+ / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\.
+ / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\.
+ / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\.
+ ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\.
+ ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ ||
+ || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~
+ Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
+ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
+ Christmas Cowols
+
+ O
+ O O O
+ O *
+ Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\
+ _____________________| |_____ /||o\
+ /______________________________\ /|o|||\
+ ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\
+ ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\
+ ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\
+ /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\
+ / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
+ * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
+oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
+
+
+ |----------------------| /\
+ | | /\ /\/ \
+ | | / \/ / \/\
+ | | / \ \
+ | | ----------------------------
+ |______________________|
+ \/
+ |----------------------| o-@@
+ |______________________|
+ Minimalist Dead Cow
+ ----------------------
+ Mark Rothko Cow
+ /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><>
+ \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#***
+ (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
+ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
+ /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
+------------------------------------------------
+ (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow
+ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
+ /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________
+------------------------------------------------ | (__) |
+ (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) |
+ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ |
+ /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || |
+------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| |
+ (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ |
+ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas |
+ /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow |
+------------------------------------------------ --------------------
+ Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow
+
+
+ oo --
+ \/
+
+
+ cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow
+
+
+ II
+ ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\
+ ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
+ |\ `v' \ + II (00)
+ | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\
+ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he )
+ |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
+ | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\
+ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \
+ (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
+ (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II
+ II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
+
+ What cows think when people MOO at them
+
+
+ /\\ ^ (__) (__)
+ /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo)
+ _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\
+ / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \
+ | /|I I| | ==== | |
+ ^/ |I I| | | | |
+ | |I I| /| _ \ / \
+ | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\
+ | |_____| * || || \\
+ ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_)
+
+cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
+
+
+ (!!) _/\_ \_\
+ !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo)
+ !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/
+ !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________||
+ * || || * || || * || ||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/
+ / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| )
+ / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| )
+ * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| )
+ ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| )
+ (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^
+ || || || ||
+ || || || ||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
+
+ /\
+ / \ __ ________ ------
+ DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====|
+ MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v|
+ \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *|
+ / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------
+ * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----||
+ ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^
+ Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /-------\/ # #
+ / | || \\ //
+* ||----||\ \\ //
+ ^^ ^^ \ \ --- /
+ \ | |
+ | | |
+ | | |
+ | / \_/ \ (__)
+ | // \\ <--(xx)--#-
+ | // \\ /\
+ ___________\|/___________
+ Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
+
+
+ ___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ |\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ || . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
+
+
+ ___________________________
+ | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__)
+ | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo)
+_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/
+| | | ||
+| _____ _____ | ||----||
+|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo)
+ |___| |___|
+ Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
+
+ __ o oo o
+ (__) \||/
+ (__) (__) (___)
+ (__) (oo) (oo) (o o)
+ ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ /
+ ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O
+ | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---||
+ ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
+
+ ( )
+ (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| |||
+ (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O)
+ /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/
+ / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | |||
+* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
+ ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------|||
+ ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^
+ Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ / oo ______ / @@ ______
+ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
+ | |___ | | | |___ | |
+ | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
+ * | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
+ \ | |_____ | |_____
+ \|________| *____/|________|
+
+ CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
+
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ / -- ______ / .\/. ______
+ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
+ | |___ | | | |___ | |
+ | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
+ | | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
+ | |_____ \ | |_____
+ *____/|________| \|________|
+
+ CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
+
+
+ \\ \\
+ \\ \\
+ / \ / \
+ / \ / \
+ \ \ \ \
+ \ \(__) \ \(__)
+ *--> (oo) *--> (oo)
+ / / \/ o / / \/
+ / / / /
+ \ / o \ /
+ \ / \ /
+ // //
+ // o //
+
+ B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
+
+
+ ___
+ / \ ( ) Happy
+| \ |--| Mooosic! (__)
+| | \ /__ (oo)
++----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__)
+|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)---->
+|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/
+| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
+o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
+
+
+ (__) +=============================+
+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
+ ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
+ __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
+ / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
+|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/
+ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
+ \ / \ / ------------------------------------
+ --- ---
+ COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
+
+ __ _________ __ _________
+ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
+ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
+ ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
+ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
+ ( @ @ / ( (---) /
+ (_____/\____) (_____/\____)
+ o o
+ o o
+ o o
+ (__) (__)
+ /----(uu) /----(uu)
+ *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
+/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \))
+ |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))//
+ ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*)
+ Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage
+
+
+ (__) o o * (__)
+ (oo) o o \ (OO)
+ /-------\/==o o \-------\/
+ / | || ____ [] | ||
+ * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
+ ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
+ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
+ the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
+
+ __// \__ |\__|\
+ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 |
+ /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
+ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
+ | |___ | | | |___ | |
+ | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
+ * | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
+ \ | |_____ | |_____
+ \|________| *____/|________|
+
+ CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
+
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ / -- ______ / .\/. ______
+ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
+ | |___ | | | |___ | |
+ | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
+ | | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
+ | |_____ \ | |_____
+ *____/|________| \|________|
+
+ CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
+
+
+ \\ \\
+ \\ \\
+ / \ / \
+ / \ / \
+ \ \ \ \
+ \ \(__) \ \(__)
+ *--> (oo) *--> (oo)
+ / / \/ o / / \/
+ / / / /
+ \ / o \ /
+ \ / \ /
+ // //
+ // o //
+
+ B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
+
+
+ ___
+ / \ ( ) Happy
+| \ |--| Mooosic! (__)
+| | \ /__ (oo)
++----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__)
+|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)---->
+|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/
+| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
+o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
+
+
+ (__) +=============================+
+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
+ ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
+ __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
+ / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
+|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/
+ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
+ \ / \ / ------------------------------------
+ --- ---
+ COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
+
+ __ _________ __ _________
+ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
+ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
+ ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
+ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
+ ( @ @ / ( (---) /
+ (_____/\____) (_____/\____)
+ o o
+ o o
+ o o
+ (__) (__)
+ /----(uu) /----(uu)
+ *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
+/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \))
+ |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))//
+ ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*)
+ Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage
+
+
+ (__) o o * (__)
+ (oo) o o \ (OO)
+ /-------\/==o o \-------\/
+ / | || ____ [] | ||
+ * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
+ ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
+ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
+ the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
+
+ __// \__ |\__|\
+ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 |
+ /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
+ / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| /
+ / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/
+ ( )/\ //\( ) ( )
+ /\ // \ /\ | |
+ / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ --------
+ * \( )/ * || ||
+ \_ _// nn nn
+ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that
+ the vice president has a
+(__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does
+(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo)
+ \/ \/ \/ \/ (__,
+ (+o)
+(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\'
+(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \
+ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o
+ == == --
+ Cownting... This cow plays hockey
+
+
+ /.
+ moo /`'\ .
+ (__) MOO! ` / ./ \..
+ (oo) / ../ .' \.
+ /-------\/ ../ / ../ \
+ / | || ./ ./ ./ \
+ * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \.
+-------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \
+ \ / / /
+ Ech-cow (echo)
+
+ ________________ (__)
+ ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
+ (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O//
+ /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____
+ / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW
+* ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES
+ ^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \
+Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/
+
+ * . . ,
+ . . * . .
+ . *
+ \ / , (__) , ,
+ - * - ( . |
+ . / \ , . \/ . - - .
+ . / \\ , |
+ , * * / /\\
+ . /\\ / . .
+ * . / \\ . .
+ _|_ , . , / , *
+ | . , . * , . .
+ . , . . . * .
+
+ The Milky Way
+
+
+ \ / ________________________________
+ \/ / \
+ (__) /\ | At times likes these you |
+ (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
+ _\/_ // O \________________________________/
+ * ( ) // O
+ \ (\\ // o
+ \( \\ ) o (__)
+ ( \\ ) /\ (oo)
+ ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\
+ |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/)
+ \|_______________//____________| \<>/
+ ||| || //|| |||
+ ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\
+ || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU /
+ . . ( ^ ) __/______/
+ '.'.` \_O_/
+ COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow
+
+
+ (_ ~ - _) / ~
+ ( - - | =s
+O | *
+ | O \ \ - |
+ | \ |
+ - - |
+
+)
+ Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
+
+
+ (__) ---_
+(__) _______________* (oo) /| \
+(xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__)
+ \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo)
+ * ------ ~~ \____ \/
+ Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef)
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ \/ \___/
+ / / \\ (0 0)
+ / /\\ \ /
+ /\\ / v
+ / / \\ |
+ / <-------|------->
+ / * |
+ |\ |
+ / | \ / __|__
+ \\ \ \/ \/
+ / \\ \ \/ \/
+ / \\___\ \/ \/
+ / \\ __|__
+ / \\ \ /
+ / / / \\ |\ /|
+ / \\ | V |
+ / / \\ | |
+ / \\ | |
+ / \\ W W
+ \\
+ ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing
+ =========================================== at Malibu wearing a
+ O) O) special cow bikini.
+ The dreaded cowtapult
+
+
+ (__) (___) ** ((__))
+ (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo))
+ (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\//
+ | \/ | ( /*) | | || ||
+ | | || || | | |||----|||
+ (___) ^^^ ^^^
+Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an
+ FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake
+
+
+ (( _ _ (___) (__)
+ ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo)
+ _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\
+ /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \
+ / ||____| \/^ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| *
+* || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/
+ ^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate.
+ "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
+
+
+ ______________________________________________________
+ | |
+ _______ | |
+ / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS |
+ / /(__) || | |
+ ________/ / |OO| || | |
+ | |-------|| | |
+(| | -.|| |_______________________ |
+ | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ |
+/| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\
+\|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/
+ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () |
+ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/
+
+ "The Moo-vers are here!"
+
+
+ -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__)
+ *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-)
+ - \------\/ \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/
+--- | | | // | // | // | ||
+ - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----||
+ oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+ Roller Cow Cows in polonaise
+
+
+ -------------/
+ /
+ /
+ /
+ /
+ /
+ / (__)
+^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
+
+ \ / ____
+ |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/
+ (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O |
+ /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ /
+ / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/
+* ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| --
+ ^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael
+Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev
+
+
+ (*) (*)
+ (__) ^ ^ (__)
+ (oo) | | | @(oo)@
+ [..] | = | [..]@@
+\ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@
+ || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== ||
+ || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ||
+ ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
+ |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
+ | \ | | | | / |
+ = * = = = = * =
+ cows having candlelight dinner
+
+ (___)
+ (o o)
+ ( ** ) __\_/__
+ |e e| //^^*^^\ \___/
+ \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O)
+ OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ /
+ | * * * \ \ |=====| / O
+ /**************** * "|_____|"
+ // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming
+ || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow"
+ || || || || |_|_|
+ v| v| v| v| ^ ^
+ Haute Cowture COWNT
+
+ |\
+ |[] |\
+ (__) | |[] |\
+ (--) | (__) | |[] |\
+ * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[]
+ | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) |
+ | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) |
+ \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /|
+ _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / |
+ -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------|
+ \_/ \_/ o |===========| |
+----------------- o |================|
+ Cowazaki COW-WARD o o
+
+
+ ______________________________
+ / \
+ ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
+ \________________ ____________/
+ ) ) ()
+ (__) // ( )
+ (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ )
+ /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo)
+ /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/||||
+ / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || |||
+* ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| |
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi
+
+ (__) |====|
+ /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/
+ / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/
+* ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | ||
+ ^^ ^^ \/ * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ___/ ___/ ^^ ^^
+ Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher
+(with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league)
+
+
+ /\ __
+ {__} _[__]_
+ (oo) /(oo)\
+ /-------\/ /------@\/@
+ / | + || / | |@@
+ * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow
+
+ _____ _________________
+ / \ / \
+( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
+ \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__)
+ ( ( ) ) >(==)
+ \\ // )__( /-\/-\
+ \ (__) / (oo) /( )\
+ (oo) \/-------* ^ ( ) ^
+ /-------\/ || | \ ( )
+ / | || ||----|| \ /----\
+ * ||----|| vv vv / \ \
+ ^^ ^^ ^ * ^
+ COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga
+
+ ^^ ^^
+ O (___) || * ||----||
+ | (o o) || \ | ||
+ (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\
+ |\/| O | || (oo)
+ | | | || ( )
+ / v-' || ><
+ /==========| ( )
+ // || (oo)
+ ,------._(__) || || /-------\/
+ * | \ ( oo || || / | ||
+vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+ COWTOW Bi-cow molecule
+
+ (__) (__)
+ () () _____| oo | |oo|
+ ()() / | /----|-|__|-|
+ (oo) / | / | ||
+ /-------UU /____________| * ||----||
+ / | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+* ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up
+ ^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein
+Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween
+
+
+ (__) |\/| (__)
+ (oo) (oo) >(==)
+ __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / | ||
+* ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
+ Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2)
+ (very handy) portable COW
+
+
+ _______________________
+ |^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a )
+ | | ( doctor, not a butcher!)
+ @| Oo (---------------------))
+ (MM) | ._> (__) )
+ (oo) \ / (oo)
+ /-------\/ /--------- /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / I * II
+ * ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow
+
+
+
+ ________________ (__)
+ // (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo)
+ // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/
+ // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\
+ / ============||=======\\ * // \\
+ (| |- ||- ||)
+ |________|_____||________||/ ***********
+ \-( O )----------( O )--/ **** ***
+ --- --- *** *
+ ****o
+ Cowpool ******
+ ***
+ *** *
+ (__) *** ***
+ (oo) ******
+ /-------\/___()~
+ / | || Cow jumping over the moon
+ * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+ Cow smoking a pipe
+
+
+ o o o o o o o
+ o o o o o o o o
+ (__) o o o o o o
+ (oo) o o o o o o
+ /-------\/___() o o o o
+ / | ||
+ * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+ Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe
+
+
+
+ * * * o @ ~ *
+ * * * , o * * *
+ (__) * * * . * o
+ (oo) * * ) . *
+ /-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ *
+ / | || (
+ * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+ Cow star-gazing
+
+
+ |
+ \|/
+ ----*----
+ /|\
+ |
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /-------\/
+ / | ||
+ * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+
+ Cow wishing upon a star
+
+
+
+
+
+ ________ _______
+ (__) / \ (__) / \
+ (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! )
+ /-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/
+ / | || / | ||
+ * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
+ A Cow-mon Dyslexic
+ Mistake Cow @@@@@
+ @@\0 0/@@
+ (o o)
+ ___________________________ ** |U| **
+ / / / / ***( )***
+ / /__________/ / // \ / \\
+ / / // *** \\
+ / / *******
+ / / ***********
+ / / ***************
+ / 3.5" 135tpi / *******************
+ /__________________________/ *********************
+ *********************
+ Cow Stored as Binary
+ Information. Cow Belle
+
+
+
+ (___) (___) (___)(___)
+ (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o)
+ /------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\
+ / ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \
+ ( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( )
+ /\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\
+ | || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || |
+ * || || || ||| || * || || || || *
+ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
+
+ Cows at a garden party
+
+
+
+ * (__) .
+ \ (oo) .'
+ ...\------\/ '.
+ (__) (__) . (__) || (__)
+ (oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo)
+ /-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/
+ / | || / | |\/ / | || \| ||
+ * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><----><
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling
+ pissed off pissed on pissed
+
+
+ (__) * (__) * (__) ( )
+ (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( )
+ /-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( )
+ / | || . | || / \\ ( ) )
+ * ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( )
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where
+ give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before
+
+ (__) (__) s * )__(
+ (oo) (@@) s / (oo)
+ /-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/
+ / | || / | || /------(xx) | |
+ * ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \
+ WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^
+ Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow
+ long grass grass
+
+ (__) (__) (___) * (___)
+ (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ /
+ / | || / | || / | |O | |O
+ * ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--||
+ ^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after
+ drink mistake calf went away
+
+
+ (__) * (__) (__) (__)
+ (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/
+ / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) ||
+ * ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^
+ Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of
+ above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow
+ (with due accowlades
+ to Gary Larson
+ -\ /- (The Far Side))
+ '\/'
+ (oo) _________
+ /------- \/ | \ /|
+ ./ | , | - -X- - |
+ |------| |/______\_|
+ --|------|---------|-------
+ /---------------------------\
+ / __ \\
+ // / \ __ \\\
+ /// / \ \\\\
+
+ Highland Cow
+
+
+ ________ \
+ |########| \
+ |########| \
+ --------\ \
+ (__) | \
+ (oo) | \ ______________________
+ \/ | | |
+ /+++\ o | |
+ /+++++\ | ____ |
+ ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | |
+ / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| |
+ ~~ ~~ \ | ---- |
+ \ | |
+ \ | |
+ In"cow"tinent \|------------------------
+
+
+
+
+ (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^
+
+ A well adjust(1)ed Cow
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ ^^ ^^
+ /-------\/
+ / | ||
+ * ||----||
+
+ An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow
+
+
+
+ >ysP -"JlAe B x
+
+ A compress(1)ed Cow
+
+
+ awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]
+
+ An awk(1)ward Cow
+
+
+ begin 644 cow
+ M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\
+ ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H*
+ end
+
+ uuencoded cow
+
+
+ __
+ _|__|_
+ (oo)
+ /-------\/
+ / |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun)
+ * ||----|
+ ^^ ^
+
+ this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
+ the hell is the horse then ?', let me
+ inform u that it too needs recreation and
+ has gone to play man-shoes !!
+
+
+
+ ___________________________
+ | | (__) \
+ | | (oo) |
+ | | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom
+ | | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS
+ | | * ||----|| /
+ | | ~~ ~~ |
+ | |___________________________/
+
+
+
+
+ /-----------------------------------------------------------------------
+ |[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __
+ / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| |
+ | | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_
+ |--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |----
+ | | | | |
+ +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======----
+
+ Cow-st liner
+
+
+
+ _-_
+ (__) [ ]
+ (oo) /-_-
+ \/-------/
+ || |
+ ||----||
+ ~~ ~~
+ (__) *
+ (oo)
+ /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________
+ / | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
+ * ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||
+ ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
+
+ _-_
+ [ ] (__)
+ -_-\ ( )
+ \--------
+ | ||
+ ||----||
+ ~~ ~~
+ Andrei Ag-cow-si
+
+
+
+
+ (__)___________________________________________________________(__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ \/_____________________________________________________________\/
+
+ Cowaxial Cable
+
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ ( V V ) (oo)
+ (>O O<) /-------\/
+ ( A A ) / | ||
+ /-------\/ * ||----||
+ / | || | \ | \
+ * ||----|| V> V> V> V>
+ ^^ ^^
+ Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow
+
+
+
+ ++ ++
+ +||---||+
+ (__) | 1 2 3 | (__)
+ (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo)
+ /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__
+ / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/
+ * ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/
+ ^^ ^ ^^ ^
+ Cattle call Cow punch
+
+
+ (__) / _
+ (oo) / / \
+ -\/-/ | + |
+ /\__/_| (___) |___|
+ / / (o o) (o o)
+ | / /_______\ / /-------\ /
+ \ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O
+ | | * || || * ||,---||
+ ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull
+
+
+ ___ ___
+ \ \ \ \
+ (___) ___\__\__\__\__
+ (o o) | O O O O O O|
+ --\ /----+-------------+-------/
+ | O /
+ \ /
+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+ Steerage
+
+ ___________________
+ ___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY )
+ _|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+ v v ( uu| '
+ / (___) \ /\_c|
+ | (o o) | / \ C#=}~|
+ \_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____
+ | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz |
+ | | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/
+ /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O
+ / \ | / \| * ||,---||
+ ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^
+ | | || || Bulldozer
+ \ \ || ||
+ ID ID
+ Le Bullet Russe
+ Dick Tracy's Cow
+
+
+
+ | ==================================
+ | = =
+ | = _____ =
+ | = ______ / \ =
+ | = / \ | \ =
+ | = / ||\ (__) =
+ |## (__) m m = (__) __ || \ (oo) =
+ | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||(__) \/ =
+ | ## |\/ / / = \/ (__) ||(oo) =
+ | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ =
+ | ## \ \ / / = \/ || =
+ | ## \ / / = || =
+ | ## \ / / = || =
+ | ## \-- = || =
+ | ## | = || =
+ | ## --* = || =
+ |____________##_______________ = || =
+ ## = || =
+ ## = =
+ ## = cow-cow nut =
+ ## = =
+ ## = =
+ ## ==================================
+ ##
+ ##
+ ##
+ ##
+
+ Cow-sine wave
+
+
+ Cow tipping:
+
+ Step 1. Step 2.
+ (__)
+ (--)
+ /-------\/ O--------O_
+ / | || /| :: |_)
+ * ||w---|| * O--------O
+ ~~ ~~
+
+ *
+ (__) ________ * *
+ (oo) ====________| * *
+ /-------\/ /\
+ / | || / \ *
+ * ||----|| / \
+ ~~ ~~ / \
+
+ A Cowsmologist
+
+
+ \ / _ /\ ` `_______ ` `
+ /\/______\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ `
+ | (__) /(`')\ ` |(__) `
+ *---|______(^^) /-------\/ ` |(oo) `
+ \/ / | || ` ` J \/ `
+ * ||----||
+ Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway
+ (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year)
+
+
+ (___) ________
+ .____ (o o) / \ )
+ / \ / --| UGGGGH! |
+ / || O \________/
+ / / ||
+ / / ||
+ /_____/__, ||
+ *------'---------' ~~
+ Sitting Bull Bull's Eye
+
+
+
+ _________________________
+ (___) / ...The President then \
+ (o o) / had to take into serious \
+ /-------\ / ----| consideration what implica- |
+ / | ||O \ tions it would have for.../
+ * ||,---|| \_________________________/
+ ~~ ~~
+ Bull-etin from the White House.
+
+
+ ________________________________________________
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ %% %% %% %%
+ || || || ||
+ || || || ||
+ || || _ (_) \o/ || ||
+ || || /|_|(_) | || ||
+ ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____
+
+ The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
+ vicious beasts...
+
+ _
+ | \ (___)
+ | \ (__) (__) (~ )
+ *----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o)
+ | ______ |\/ /-------$/ /-------$/
+ |___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | ||
+ / / \____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------|
+ / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^
+ > > MacCow MosCow
+
+ Stelth Cow
+
+ *
+ vv vv /
+ ||____M__||/
+ || || (__)
+ /\||_______|| (xx)
+ (Xx) \/
+ (--)
+ Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
+ Dead Cow
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ \/
+ /\
+ __/---\ //\\
+ <__/-(__) o/||\o
+ (oo) (oo) //o||\\\
+ /-------\/ /--\/ o///||o\\o
+ / | || / -- ||
+ * ||----|| || =====
+ ^^ ^^
+ A Christmas Cow-el
+ The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter
+ (Saddam Holstein)
+
+
+
+ (__ (__) (__) | | (__)
+ (oo) (--) (--) | | (--)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\
+ / | || / | L |----< o / | D |----<T I>----| M | \
+ * ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^
+ | |
+ Cow owned by
+ Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows
+
+
+ \\ //
+ \\( )// (__)
+ (o o) ( ) /(oo)\
+ \ / (oo) / \/ \
+ / \ ##########\/ / /\ \
+ | | # ######## # / / \ \
+ \___/ * # ###### # | | | |
+ // | \\ # # # # | | | |
+ // \\ |___| |___|
+ " " Mosscow Cowderoys
+ Cow11
+ _____
+ <_____>
+ ( ) (==) |
+ (oo) __ /------\/- *
+ /---*-.---\/ (oo) / | | \/|
+ / |* . * .|| /-------\/ * | |
+ * ||------|| : :: |===|===|
+ ~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^
+ ^^ ^^
+ Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day
+
+
+ /
+ /\ /
+ \/ (__) / \ | /
+ || <`'> / \ | /
+ (_||_) \/ /^ _____ ___ _____
+ __\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \
+ | /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\ / \
+ __\xx/__| I____I | ||
+ /ww\ ,---( _ ) . ||----||
+ /| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo
+ |^ ^| ||
+ ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter
+ ==
+
+ COW giving birth The Ninja Cow
+
+
+
+
+ * (__)
+ \ (oo) ________(__)_
+ \---------------\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_)
+ | 0.0 | | _______\/ | /*__*\
+ |---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_
+ | C CE ^ - | | | \/--( \|==|/ )
+ | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ /
+ | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | |
+ | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ /
+ | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^
+ | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
+ ||-----------|| |_____________|
+ ^^ ^^
+ Cow-culater Cow-culator
+
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
+ / | || / | || /| || /| ||
+ * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ COW-comitant
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ ($$) (&&) (YY) (%%)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / | || / | ||
+ * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y
+ USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow
+
+
+
+ _____________
+ | |
+ | INDIANA 45 |
+ | | |
+ | PURDUE 52 | |
+ |_____________| |
+ ______|====\
+ \/\/\/ \\
+ \/\/ \\
+ \\
+ \\
+ (__) __ \\
+ (oo) /)(\ \\
+ * / \/_/~\__/ ||
+ \ / __/~ ||
+ \/ / ||
+ | _/ ||
+ | | ||
+ ~ ~ ------
+ Hoosier
+ Cow
+
+
+ . .
+ . . (__)
+ (___) . (___) . (oo)
+ (o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=?
+ \ / . \ / . / ! !!
+ Q.. Q.. * !!----!!
+ ^^ ^^
+ smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ (00) ( )
+ /----------------\/ \/---------------\
+ / | | | | \
+ * ||-----------|| |||----------||| *
+ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^
+ SIDE VIEWS
+
+ | |
+ | |
+ | |
+ | |
+ | |
+ * |
+ ^^^ ^^^
+ BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW
+
+
+ ^ (___)
+ _- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*|
+ _________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\
+ " /| \ / U |
+ (__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | /
+ |@@| | | //
+ \/`--------.__/ | C/
+ | / \---/
+ //`---\/|| |/\ |
+ || || || ||
+ || ||
+ || ||
+ Helicowpter
+
+ Cool Cow
+
+
+ (__) (__) |
+ (oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o
+ /---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | ||
+ / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----||
+ * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured
+ mobile phone. by head-shrinkers
+
+
+ ((( ))))
+ (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man !
+ ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ /
+ ( ( ( )))) | | _/
+ ( ( / ) ) ) O O /
+ ( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / -
+ ( : // ) ) ~
+ : : / \
+ : : O / | | \
+ : : ( | | )
+ : : \ \___/ /
+ : : (__) W/ \W
+ : : (oo) /|_n_|
+ : : ----\/ / || ||
+ : : :: | () ()
+ : : ---:: * || ||
+ ------------^^ VV VV
+ Newton's Cow
+ (aka Mooton) Bart Cow
+
+
+
+
+ __
+ >(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing
+ (oo) color according to the action you should take.
+ /-------\/
+ / | || If this cow appears to be:
+ * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
+ MAGIC DESISION
+ MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining.
+
+ AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal
+
+ GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control
+
+ BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.
+
+ BLACK (on white): Lucky git!
+
+ ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
+ quickly!
+
+
+
+ /~~\ +
+ ) ( \__/ O O
+ ( o)\ ========== o_o_o
+ * \o / / {__} \ (___)
+ \ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___)
+ \----- || \ \ \/ / (___)
+ $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00
+ ||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ |
+ ~~ ======== \_o
+
+ Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II
+
+
+ ______ ___________
+ : Oui? : : :
+ _______ `v-----' : CORNED :
+ : Nee! : (__) : BEEF :
+ `------v' (oo) :_________:
+ /-------\/
+ / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum
+ * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
+ ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
+ the boundary conditions!"
+ Belgian Cow
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /-------\/
+ / : :: (/\)
+ * ::----:: /oo\ (__)
+ XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--)
+ X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/
+ X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__
+ X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__|
+ XX================>> ~ ~
+ Cow klux klan Cow resting
+ Irakean Cow
+
+
+
+ ___()
+ COW ------------| o\
+ | )O-------------- MOO
+ -----|____/ /
+ \ /
+ \ / (____)
+ \ / \( )
+ \ / |\( )
+ \ / \ \( )
+ \ / \ \( )
+ X |\ \( )
+ / \ | \ \( )
+ / \ \ \(____)
+ / \ \|_o_o_|
+ / \ | |
+ / \ | |
+ / ___() \
+ -----| o\ \ cow chip
+ | |O-------------- ~MOO
+ BULL ---------- |____/
+
+ Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)
+
+
+
+
+ ( ) ( )
+ \ / \ /
+ \___/ \___/
+ (o o) (o o)
+ /-------------\o/ /-------------\o/
+ / | || / | ||
+ * ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------||
+ || || || \\ ||
+ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
+ Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull
+
+ __
+ (__) ( ) (__)
+ (oo) / (oo)
+ _______\/ / \ _______\/
+ / / \ /| |
+ / | || / \ / || ||
+ * ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+ Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated
+
+
+
+ (__) (__) iiiiIiiii
+ (oo) (oo) '|o o|`
+ /---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/
+ /| | || / | || / | |
+ * |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____||
+ || || * || || || ||
+ ~~ ~~
+ cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow!
+ (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)
+
+
+
+ \_ ^
+ \ | **~~~~~~~
+ _____) \___ | **~~~~~~~
+ __/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
+ _/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
+ / ____ ( ) \/ |
+ / / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/|
+ /| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) |
+ ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ |
+ // / | ||
+ [][] [][] Patriotic Cow
+
+
+ Sha-MOO
+
+
+
+ /\
+ / \
+ / \
+ | |
+ / * * \
+ / ** * \
+ / * ** \ **
+ / * * \ ** **
+ . . . | | * * <--- the world
+ . . / **** \ * *
+ . . . / * * \ ** **
+ . . . / **** \ **
+ . / * * \
+ . | |
+ . / **** \
+ . / * \ . .
+ . / **** \ . .
+ / * \ . .
+ / **** \
+ | | . . .
+ | **** |
+ | * * | . . .
+ | **** | . . .
+ | * * | . . .
+ |------------------------------| . .
+ | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . .
+ . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\
+ / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . .
+ . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ .
+ . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ .
+ / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ .
+ |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| .
+ . (______________||______________) . .
+ . /_\ /_\ . . .
+ !!! !!!
+
+ The herd shot 'round the world.
+
+
+ (_ _)
+ ___ (o o)
+ (__) _- -_( )
+ (++) /- O O
+ /____O/ / | ||
+ /| || * ||-___-||
+ * ||--|| ~~ ~~
+ ~~ ~~
+ This cow belongs to This cow belongs to
+ Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr
+
+ _________(__)___
+ | -------------- |\
+ (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \
+ (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \
+ /-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| /
+ / | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/
+ * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || ||
+ ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~
+ *
+ cowoperation ----------------------
+ / - - - - - - - - --- /
+ / - - - - - - - - --- /
+ ----------------------
+ (oooo) personal cowmputer
+ oo( -0 )oo
+ / ------------ \/
+ / | | /|
+ / | ----\_/ | / |
+ > < ||| ||| / |
+ ||| ||| |/ |
+ ~~ ~~ \ |
+ Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__)
+ note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo)
+ hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/
+ for MIT men. | / / | ||
+ | / * ||----||
+ | / ^^ ^^
+ _____ * |/ breacowt!
+ (_____) /
+ ( OO )_____________ /
+ (/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\
+ \O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD )
+ | ######### | |/------------/
+ | |__________| |
+ || | || |
+ || | || |
+ ~~~~ ~~~~
+ Saddam moo-sein
+
+
+
+ @
+ (__) (__) _____/
+ /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ *
+ _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * -
+ /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * -
+ [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * -
+ \__/ \__/
+
+ Cow-mobile
+
+
+
+
+ (()) (()) ||||
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /------\/ (OO) /------\/
+ /| | /------\/ /| |
+ * ||----|| /| | * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^
+ ^^ ^^
+ Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow
+ getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!)
+
+
+ /\
+ / \ (__) __
+ (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ /------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/
+ /| | /|o | o | /| |
+ * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+ "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow
+
+
+
+ o o - -
+
+ O Moo!!!!
+
+ ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow
+
+
+
+
+
+ Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car
+ ___
+ [___] ____|___|____
+ (o o) / [__] \
+ /------------\-/ / (oo) \
+ / | ||^ |V / |\/| \
+ | | <**> | |-----------------|
+ * -----/\------ | Cow-Price |
+ || O O || |_________________|
+ || || \_________________/
+ || || | | | |
+ oo oo |__| |__|
+ (With gun and Handcuffs)
+ (it's a Cow-Price)
+ (Classic of course)
+
+
+
+ \ /
+ \ /
+ (__) \ (__) /
+ /\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) /
+ // == \ // == /
+ / | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| /
+ * || || \ * || || /
+ ^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/
+ Silly cow
+ (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley.
+
+
+
+ ___ __ __ _
+ (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) //
+ \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) //
+ ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ //
+ ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ====
+ `-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) //
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^
+ beecows Cownan the barbarian
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ /-------\/ /-----------------\/
+ / | || / | /qwertyuiop \||
+ * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; ||
+ ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ ||
+ sliced cow ^^ ^^
+ keyboard-cower
+
+
+ ( )
+ (oo)
+ /--------\/
+ / || ||
+ * ||------||
+ || ||
+ ( ) || ||
+ (oo) || || | | | |
+ /--------\/ || || || || || ||
+ / || || || || || || || ||
+ * ||------|| || || || || * ||------||
+ || || || || || || \ || ||
+ || || || || || || \--------/\
+ || || || || || || (oo)
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( )
+ high cow very high cow broken very high cow
+
+ __ (__)
+ (__) (__) (oo)
+ (\/) (oo) < vv >
+ /-------\/ /-------\/____) / \
+ / | || / |______ | | /| |\
+ * || || || || __ / |( )| \
+ ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \
+ cow san /___||__||_*_\
+ Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~
+ Cownt Dracula
+
+ (__) ( )
+ * ` (OO)' (00) //
+ \_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___//
+ || ||_. ` /---\_/---\
+ %_/ ~-----\ ------------------
+ ~ l l
+ l___________l
+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l
+ // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l
+ - -
+ Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant
+
+
+ \ ,_________________./ /
+ (__) -/.__________________ -
+ oo ) \ (__) / \
+ _!_/_ \ (oo) /
+ !--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./
+ !__! ! ! \ | |
+ \___/ * | |
+ / W \ / | |
+ ! ! o / / / \'
+ ! ! /|\/' | \
+ ______/_\_________________|______\ _____
+ Cow from ^ ^
+ Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath
+
+
+ .
+ . .
+ . . . __ __
+ . ||______________________||
+ . . || __________________ ||
+ / || | (__) | ||
+ . . / || | (oo) | ||
+ | -|| | _\/_ | ||
+ . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
+ (\ |\-----------------------\
+ . (\ || \_______________________\
+ \|| | |
+ . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
+ \ | |-----------| | .
+ . \ | PETERBILT | .
+ \| |
+ . (=========================)
+ |_||_| |_||_|
+ . \
+
+ . \
+
+ Pompano Beach or bust!
+
+
+
+ ^^^
+ ^^^^^^^
+ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^
+ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+ *********************************** \ /
+ *********************************** \ /
+ *********************************** \ /
+ *********************************** \ /
+ \ ^(__) /
+ \ / (@@) /
+ 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__
+ | | |
+ | | |
+ |__|-^-
+ / \ \__*
+ | |
+ ^ ^
+
+
+
+ -----------------------------------------------
+ | U. S. Federal Prison |
+ |---------------------------------------------|
+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
+ | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | |
+ | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | |
+ | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | |
+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
+ | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | |
+ | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | |
+ | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | |
+ | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | |
+ -----------------------------------------------
+ Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega
+
+
+
+
+ ---------------------------------------------------------
+ ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|----
+ --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|-
+ -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|---
+ ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|--
+ ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.---
+ ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -====
+ . - - / \ ' ^ . - .
+ \ / . ^ - \
+ ` ^ ` ` `
+ Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu
+
+
+
+ (__)
+ (OO) __
+ \/ |__|
+ // \ |
+ // \ \ |
+ ^^ \// \ |
+ /-------------\
+ -----------------------/ Panama \
+ ----------------------/ or \
+ / Bust! \
+ _____________/---------------------\_____________
+ / \
+ / \
+ \ /
+ \_________________________________________________/
+ M1 Abrams Cow Commander
+
+
+
+ (__) *
+ (OO) |
+ \/ |
+ // \ -----
+ // \ \ / \
+ ^^ \// \ / \
+ // \ | |
+ --^^------ * / \
+ \ ____ / / / \
+ |||||| | \ |
+ |||||| / \ \
+ |||||| | / |
+ |||||| /___________\_______\
+ |||||| /
+ |||||| (_/)
+ __||||||||__ (@@)
+ | .,....,. | \/
+ | ...,.,.. |
+ ------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
+ The Acowdemy Award
+
+ ____________________________________________________________________
+ | ________________________________________________________ |
+ | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 |
+ | / ........... ____ \ |
+ | | / \ A10806726C | |
+ | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | |
+ | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | |
+ | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | |
+ | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | |
+ | \ ......... _______________ ........ / |
+ | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 |
+ |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|
+
+ Cownterfeit
+
+
+ >>>----> *___ ______
+ \ __|_**_|__
+ >>>----> \ | . . |
+ \ _______________\ /
+ * ( | | US CALV| \o/
+ >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- |
+ ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| |
+ >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*|
+ . / / \ \ \ \
+ . /* \ \*\ \*\
+
+ The CALVelry COWard
+
+
+
+ ____
+ | | . .
+ vv vv __|__|__ \ /
+ ||----|| * \00/ \__/
+ || | / /-----------C\/C (oo)
+ /\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/
+ (oo) / ||_________CCCC / | ||
+ (~~) * || || * ||----||
+ nn nn ^^ ^^
+ Australian view of a
+ North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs
+ to "My Favorite Martian"
+
+
+ (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo)
+ (__) >------\/------< >------\/------<
+ (oo) | | | | | | | |
+ >------\/------< | | | | | | | |
+ | | | | | | || | | | | || | |
+ | `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' |
+ `--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--'
+ | | | | | |
+ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
+
+ "FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull
+
+
+
+ (Big Mac)
+ (_____) _____________
+ \0 0/ / \
+ _________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX
+ / | U | \_____________/
+ * | /______ _ |
+ || || || ||
+
+ this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs
+
+ Any questions??
+
+
+ .
+ \---) (__) *
+ |o o) ==== /
+ (---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/
+ | |#| ) | / | || (o o) ||
+ | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--||
+ ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^
+ //--\ || ^^(o o)--<
+ // | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--<
+ || * | /
+ ^^ ~ * "69"
+ Cowborg
+
+
+
+ * * *
+ *
+ * * (__) *
+ * _--_ ( oo) *
+ _- )\ '|
+ * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * *
+ / \ \-- \ \
+ *-' // / > >
+ > >
+ / / *
+ / / *
+ _ _ -- _ _
+ / \ *
+ * / _ _ _ \
+ | / \| *
+ | |
+ * | | * *
+ | |
+ | | *
+ | \_ _ _ /|
+ \ /
+ * \ _ _ _ / *
+ ---
+
+
+ "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"
+
+
+ (__)
+ (__) \__\/__/
+ {}\ (oo) l l
+ /----\----\/ l__l
+ / | \ |\ / l__\
+ * || >-+-\ <\ / /
+ || | ())))) \ \ ))))))
+ ^^ ^ / )))) \ \))))))
+ / \ / (
+ bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+
+ Cowabunga!!
+
+ (__)
+ (~~) V __ (__) (__)
+ /--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo)
+ * | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC}
+ >--: |----| / | || / | |---/
+ | | * ||-----|| * ||----|
+ ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
+ beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal
+
+
+ _______\
+ -<| CUD \
+ /-<|_______/
+ (__)// / ((|))
+ (oo)/ ($ $)
+ \// /-------\_/ *
+ / | / | ||__<i
+ __ | | * ||----|
+ * \| _| ^^ ^
+ / |
+ / | New Kow on the Block
+ ^ ^ (note lighter in hoof)
+
+ CUD missile launcher
+
+
+
+ ((----))
+ ((oooo))
+ ///-----\\\///
+ ///||| |||
+ *** ||||||---|||
+ ^^^^^^ ^^^
+
+ where milkshakes come from
+
+
+
+ -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+ | ___________ | | |
+ | (__) ( You know, ) | (__) ________ | (__) ______ |
+ | (oo) ( Kentucky ) | (oo)( How do )| (oo) ( )|
+ | /-------\/ ( cows are ) |---\/ ( they )| \,,/ ( MOOF )|
+ | / | || (bucktoothed) | || \( talk? )|/-------\/ \ ( )|
+ | * ||----|| \ /---------- |--|| \/------- | | || \/------ |
+ | ^^ ^^ \/ | ^^ | ||----|| |
+ | | | ^^ ^^ |
+ ------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.--
+
+ Cowmic Strip
+
+
+
+
+
+ | \___________________________
+ | ___________________________
+ | / /
+ | | /
+ | | /
+ | | (__) /
+ | | (oo) /
+ | | _\/_ /
+ | | / ==%
+ | | / ==%
+ | | *---<_ / /
+ | | / /
+ | | / /
+ | | ~ ~
+ | |
+ | | Moowgli
+ | |
+ / \
+
+
+ (__) . . . . (---)
+ \oo/ . . .. . (-------(----)----( ) *
+ /;;\ . . . (__) ( ( ) )(x x)_____/
+ \__| |__/ . . . (oo) \ OO---------OO-/ O \_/\/\/
+ |%%%%| //-------\/ OOOOOO OOOOOO / \
+ ~ ~ // | U M || OOOOOO OOOOOO . .
+ ~ ~ ** ||----||
+ grandcow is ^^ ^^ Argyle cow about to be hit by
+ sitting Go Blue Cow an armored personnel carrier
+
+
+ (__
+ (o ======]
+ ------- )
+ | || __0 \\\||||///
+ | || () _____ = 00000000 = <----- radioactive waste
+
+ Cow after biology major Cow after Physics Major
+ is finished with it is finished with it
+
+ | |
+ | |
+ (__)| |
+ (__) (__) (@@)| |
+ (oo) (oo) |\/-===< |
+ /-------\/ *____-------\/ | | |
+ / | || // // | | |
+ * ||----|| >='/-----// /\|___===< |
+ __^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | |
+ oo oo oo oo `////\\\\
+
+ Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board
+ (watch out!)
+
+
+
+ /\__ Sheeping sleep
+ @@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ Sleeping sheep
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@ /\_____
+ / O \
+ / \
+ @@@@@@@@@@ /
+ Concieted @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/
+ sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ @ @@@@@@@@@@@
+ ___ || ||
+ / | ~~ ~~
+ / - \
+ \ @@
+ @@@@@@@@@
+ @@@@@@@@@@______#
+ @@@@@@@@@@_______# /\___
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @ \ Had to put this one in,
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ really,didn't I?
+ @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ __
+ @@@@@@@\ \ @@@@@@@@@@@ ||
+ @ / / || || ||
+ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ||
+ || __
+ |\\ ||
+ ||\\ ||
+ || \\ ||
+ /\__ || \\||
+ @@@@@@@@@@ O \ ||___\||________________________
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ ||\ || . ....\
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . . . \
+ @@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . \
+ ( >> >> || \|| . . . \
+ ~~ ~~ \ || _______________ \
+ ( \ ||______ | HIGH JUMP |_______\
+ \ ||| \_____________/ |
+ ( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \||| || |
+ |||____________||______________|
+ ||
+ WOOLY JUMPER. ||
+ ||
+ ~~
+ ___
+ / |
+ / - \
+ \ @@
+ @@@@@@@@@
+ @@@@@@@@@@______# (_____)
+ @@@@@@@@@@_______# ( @ @ )
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@ ---------\ /
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@| \O/ Sheep performing an act of buggery
+ @@@@@@@@@@=| | on a cow.
+ @@@@@@@\ \|---------||
+ @ / /|| ||
+ ~~~~~ ~~
+
+
+
+ The starsheep enterprise....
+
+
+ (\___/)
+ ( O O )
+ /@@\ \ /
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _________
+ @@@ @@@@@@@@ _____/
+ @@@ @@@@@@ __/ . .
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _/ .
+ @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-( _/ . .
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / . . .
+ _/.
+ /. .
+ /. . .
+ / .
+ /. . .
+ / . .
+
+
+ (\ /)
+ ( \_/ ) (\_/)
+ @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~| @@@@@@@@@@|===|
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/ @@@@@@@@@@@@\___/
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/
+ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@
+ || || || ||
+ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
+ VULCAN SHEEP. ROBOSHEEP
+
+
+
+ ~~ ~~
+ || ||
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DEAD SHEEP.
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/
+ \/
+
+ ___________________
+ ______________ | || |
+ | ZORBA'S | | || |
+ |Greek | | #####________#### |
+ | Takeaway.. | | ####| . ..|### |_ (((())))
+############################# | #####| . ..|#### |\\ ( )
+ | #####| . ..|#### | \\ ( O O )
+ | | ..| | \\ ___\ __ /__
+ | ######| ..|##### | \\ / \__/
+ | ######| ..|##### | \\ /
+ | ######\____/##### | \\ / /|
+ | ####### || ###### | \\ / / | ZORBA'S
+ | ' || ' | @@/ / |
+ | || ' | <@@/ |
+ |\_________________/| @@ |__________
+ ######################################|**********
+ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|****
+ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|****
+_______________________________________________________________________________
+_______________________________________________________________________________
+|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
+|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
+|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
+ DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM.
+
+
+
+
+##############################################################################
+##############################################################################
+____________________________/ ____ ____ ____ ____
+ || || || || || | | | | |~~~~| | |
+ /__\ /__\ (__) (__) (__) | | |~~| | | |~~|
+ \~~/ \ / \ / \ /
+ || || || ||
+ (\___/) ______________________________
+ (O O)
+ @@\ /@@
+ @@@@@\_/@@@@@
+ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@ ## @@
+ @@@@ ___/ / /@@@@@@@@@@@\ \ @@ ## _||_ @@@@
+ C| | \ // / / @@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ || || / LA \ | |)
+ \__/ || @@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@ \@@@ || || | | |__|
+###############################################################################
+###############################################################################
+|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
+|||||||||||||||||||||||||||| U N I O N B A A ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
+|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
+|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
+
+ BAA - TENDER.
+
+
+
+ /\____
+ / O \
+ @@@@@@@@___/
+ @@@@@@@@@@ / (
+ @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/)
+ @@@@@@@@@@@ O | |
+ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@
+ @@@@@@@@@@@ #############
+ BAA - BER. @@@@@@@@@ ###############
+ || || ###############
+ ~~ ~~ ###############
+ ########## #############
+ # # |\ /|
+ # # ||\ /||
+ # # ~~ | | ~~
+ ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________
+
+
+
+
+ BAA - RT SIMPSON.
+ |\/\/\/\/|
+ | |
+ | O O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ \ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @
+ | | | |
+ | | | |
+ ~~~~ ~~~~
+
+
+
+
+ (\___/)
+ @@@@@@@@@@@| O O|
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ /
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\__/ Hic!
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U <--- Pissed BAA - stard.
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Hic!
+ || || |@@@|
+ ~~ ~~ C| |
+#################### \___/ _____
+################################ _/ / \_
+ _/ / \_
+ / / \
+ \_____________/
+ |O O|
+ \ /
+ @@\ - /@@
+ /@@@@\_/@@@@\\
+ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \
+ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\
+ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\
+ |______ @@@@@@@@@ \\
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ @@@@@@@@@@@
+ || @ ||
+ ~~ ~~
+ NAPOLEONIC SHEEP.
+
+ (\___/)
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O O|
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ /
+ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ /
+ @@ @@ \_/
+ @@ @@
+ @@ @@
+ @@ @@
+ @@ @@ Baa Stool
+ @@ @@
+ @@ @@
+ @@______@@
+ @@______@@
+ @@ @@
+ @@ @@
+ @@ @@
+
+
+
+ BAA - ROOOOOM!!!
+
+ __________________________
+ / (\__/) === \
+ ___ / |O O| \ ___
+ |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___| .
+ /________________________________\ .
+ || \=======*=======/ || . .
+ ################################## ...
+ .... . . .. \____________|BAA 1|_____________/ . ....
+ . . . .. #### ------- #### ... . . .
+ . ..... #### #### .. ... .. .
+
+
+
+ ___ v v v ___ ___
+ <*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*>
+ [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^=
+ -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " "
+ owl punk owl owl with antlers chinese owl flying owl
+
+ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
+ <+,+> <@,@> <*,*> <-,-> <$,$>
+ [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-']
+ -"-"- -"-"- -"--- -"-"- -"-"-
+ drunk owl owl junkie one legged owl shrewd owl greedy owl
+ _
+ ___ ___ _|||_ /_\
+ <#,#> <o-o> <*,*> <*,*>
+ [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-']
+ -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"-
+ T-V owl owl with glasses owl with top-hat owl with fez
+
+ ___ ___ _____ _
+ <*,*> <*,*> /o \_/ | * *
+ [`-// [`o'] [ _ | "owl"
+ -"-"- -"-"- `-----' `-'
+ owl with sling medalion owl surreal owl owl in cave owl
+
+ ___ ___
+ <*,-> <*,*>
+ [`-'] [`S']
+ -"-"- -"-"-
+ confidential owl super owl
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo) U
+ /-------\/ /---V
+ / | || * |--| .
+* ||----||
+ ^^ ^^
+
+Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
+
+
+
+ (__) )__( vv vv
+ (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
+ /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
+ / | || / | || /\-------/
+* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
+ ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
+
+American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
+ /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
+ / | || / | || /| ||
+* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
+Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__)
+ (OO) (@@) (xx)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | || / | || / | ||
+* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
+ psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
+
+
+
+ [5m(__) [7m(__) [0m [7m [5m
+ [0m
+ [5m(oo) [7m(oo) [0m [7m [5m
+ [0m
+ [5m/-------\/ [7m/-------\/ [0m [7m [5m
+ [0m
+ [5m/ | || [7m/ | || [0m [7m [5m
+ [0m
+ [5m* ||----|| [7m* ||----|| [0m [7m [5m
+ [0m
+ [5m^^ ^^ [7m^^ ^^ [0m [7m [5m
+ [0m
+
+Cow within 100 miles Cow within 10 miles Cow within 1 mile
+ of Chernobull of Chernobull of Chernobull
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ (____) (____) (____)
+ (oo ) (o o) ( O O)
+ /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
+ / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
+ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
+ * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
+ /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
+ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
+ to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
+ legs or eight
+
+
+
+ . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!
+
+ (__)
+ (oo) (_)
+ /-------\/ V
+ / | || /G\
+ * ||----|| ___[B]___
+ ^^ ^^ | |
+
+
+ \
+ (__) (___)
+ (oo) (_) (O O)
+ /-------\/ V \ /---------\
+ / | || /G\ O || | \
+ * ||----|| ___[B]___ ||-----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+..and with its onboard floating point
+and dual I and D cache buffers, the
+CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any
+micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!!
+ \ \
+ \ \
+ (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ \/ \/ \/
+ /----\ /----\ /----\
+ /| |\ /| |\ /| |\
+ ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^
+ | | | | |C| | |
+ /----\ /----\ +-+ /----\
+ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \
+ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ MOO Oh, how boring it must
+ / be to be a cow.
+ (__) (__) \ (__)
+ (oo) (oo) _______ (oo)
+ /-------\/ \/-------\ // ||\ \ \/-------\
+ / | || || | \ _____//___||_\ \___ || | \
+ * ||----|| ||----|| * ) _ _ \ ||----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |_/ \________/ \___| ^^ ^^
+______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+..So explain to me again how
+they were able to acheive
+zero wait states...
+ \ It's party time!
+ \ \
+ (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ \/ \/ \/
+ /----\ /----\ /----\
+ /| |\ /| |\ /| |\
+ ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^
+ | | | | |C| [BUD]| |[BUD]
+ /----\ /----\ +-+ [SIX]/----\[SIX]
+ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \
+ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ (__) (__) __)
+ (oo) (oo) o)
+ /-------\/ /-------\/
+ / | O || * ||----||
+* ||----|| || ||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives
+(W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk.
+
+
+
+ (__)
+ (dd) .
+ /-------\/
+ / | || U .
+* ||----|| /---V .
+ ^^ ^^ * |--| .
+Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave)
+Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk.
+
+
+Warning: Two of the last three are crude.
+
+
+
+ (__)
+ __(oo)
+ (__) / \/ (__) (___)
+ milk / \\ (oo) (O O)
+ /-------\/ /| /-^^---\/ /--------\ /
+ / | || / | /| || / | ||O
+* ||----|| * || ||----|| * ||@\---||
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives
+Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream.
+
+
+
+
+Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:
+
+
+ (__) (__) (__) (__)
+ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
+ /-----------\/ /---------\/ /-------\/ /-----\/
+ / | || / | || / | || / | || U
+* ||--------|| * ||------|| * ||----|| * ||--|| /---V
+ OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O
+
+ Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo
+
+
+
+These are some of the various models offered:
+
+
+ __ (__) ______ (__) (__) (__)
+ / \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo)
+ / ---\/ * --\/ /| |---\/ @ ---\/
+* | || | || * |______| || /| || U
+ ||----|| ||--------|| ||--------|| * ||------|| /---V
+ OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O
+
+Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate
+
+
+
+Although some people like to customize their cows:
+
+
+ (__) \
+ (oo) \
+ /-------\/ (__) \__)
+ / | || /---_ (__) (oo) (oo)
+* ||----|| / | -_(oo) /-----------\[] /--------\/
+ OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U
+ O O O O || -_|| * ||--------|| * ||------||( \---V
+ OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O--O
+
+Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with
+ Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear
+ cb radio, and spoiler
+ custom pin-striping
+
+
+
+Then there are the luxury cows:
+
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /---------------------------------------------\/
+ / | || U
+* ||------------------------------------------|| /-----V
+ OO OO * O----O
+
+ Stretch Limo Yugo Limo
+
+
+
+And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:
+
+
+ /------------------------------------------
+ / | |
+ / | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_____)
+ / | | ( O O )
+ / | | \ /
+* |________________________________________|___\ /
+ OO OO OO OO O . .__.,,
+
+ The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being
+ run over by the 18 hoofer
+
+
+Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies.
+Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his
+comfortable silk bathrobes.
+
+ \ / \ /
+ \__/ (___) \__/
+ (oo) (o o) (oo)
+ /-------\/ /---+----\ / \/-------\
+ / | || / | | ||O || | \
+* ||----|| * ||-+---|| ||----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+
+
+Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next
+issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.
+
+ (__) O
+ (o[o]| * (__)
+ /-------\/ v / (oo)v
+ / | ||_/ \-------\/ \
+* ||----| v____/ / \/
+ ^^ ^ v___\____v/___/
+
+Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful
+photo graduate bovine, or what?
+
+
+ (_ _)
+ (__) (o o)
+ (oo) \ /-------\
+ /-------\/ || | \
+ * ||----|| ||----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split
+
+ (__) (__) *
+ (oo) (oo) /
+ /-------\/ \/-------/
+ / | || || | o
+* ||----|| ||----|| ooo
+ :: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo
+Your team skates Like a pile of . . .
+
+(__) (__)
+(oo) (oo)
+ \/-------\ /-------\/
+ \\ \ \ / / //
+ \\----\\ * * //----//
+ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
+Shift to the left Shift to the right
+
+ (__)
+ (oo)
+ /--\/--\ (__)
+ / | | \ (oo)
+^ | | ^ ---\/----<
+ /----\ | \-+-<
+ / \ \ | |
+ ^ * ^ *__|__-+-<-<
+Stand up Sit down
+
+ (__) * (__)(__)
+ (xx) \ (@@)(oo)
+ /-------\/ >---\------\/ \/-------\
+ / | || | ||>---| || \
+ * ||----|| |-----|| |----|| *
+ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^
+Fight, fight, fight!
+ \ No newline at end of file