From 27bc09d8ce0a32cdc2fd5688faeaa380ad94edfd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: mjfernez Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2023 23:21:59 -0400 Subject: Removed garbage thoughts, small edits --- .md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt | 4526 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 4526 insertions(+) create mode 100644 .md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt (limited to '.md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt') diff --git a/.md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt b/.md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c3142c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/.md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4526 @@ + --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- + as you've NEVER seen them before! +- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - + + (__) (__) (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | || / | || / | || / | || +* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type + with milk after milking cow with milk + + + (___) (___) * (___) (___) + (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) + /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / + / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * +* ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ||,---|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ + Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull + seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc + + + + + + + + (__) (__) (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) + /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || +* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ + Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble + on grass on cow + + (__) (__) * (__) * (__) + (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) + /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ + * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || + ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| + ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit + a shit shit kicked out of her + + + (__) + (oo) U + /-------\/ /---V + / | || * |--| . +* ||----|| + ^^ ^^ + +Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. + + + + (__) )__( vv vv + (oo) (oo) ||----|| * + /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / + / | || / | || /\-------/ +* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) + ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) + +American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow + + + + (__) (__) (__) + (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) + /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ + / | || / | || /| || +* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + +Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow +start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" + + + (__) (__) (__) + (OO) (@@) (xx) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | || / | || / | || +* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + +Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash + psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms + + + /\ __ + / \ || + (__) (__) \ / (_||_) + SooS (oo) \/ (oo) + /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ + / | || / | || / S / | || + * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's + to George Washington this cow cow + + + (__) + * (__) (oo) + \ (oo) /------\/ + \-------\/ /| |/ | + | ==$ || / | [) || + ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to + to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday + + + (___) (__) (__) + ( O ) (oo) (oo) + /-------\ / \/--------\/ + / | ||V | | + * ||----|| ||------|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with + cow had four legs or e + + + + O__O \_|_/ + (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | || / | || + * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty + + + + (__) (__) + ^^ (oo) (--) + ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ + ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ + ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ + ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | +^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ +^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ +^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ + Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale + (What a bod, huh guys?) + + + )\ (__) + / \ (oo) + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Cow swimming at Amityville +(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) + + + * (__) + \ (DD) + \ /-------\/ + |\ / | ||_\_/ + \ | \ (__) * ||----| + \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ + \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at + ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale + \\ || + \\|| + \|| + ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / + \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / + \_ / / / / / _______ / / + Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / + / / / (__)| / / + / / / (oo)| / / + ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | + ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| + @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| + @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ + /--UU--\/ (____________) + / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather + * ||---|| + + (New) Jersey Cow + + + O O O O + \ \ / / + \ \ (__) / + (__) \ \ (xx)/ + (DD) \ +--------+\// + /-------\/ \| | / + / | || +--------+ + * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ +Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" + at Gillies in Texas + + + o o + |__| (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo + /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ + / | || / | || / | || +* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ + bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains + male relative cow cow cow + cow + + + + + + x + xxxx|xxxx + xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx + | + // + (__) // (__) (__) + (oo)// (oo)===(oo) + /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ + / | |// / | || || | \ + * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows + + + o o (__) ^ + \ / (oo) / + \ / _____\/___/ + (__) \__/ / /\ / / + (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / + /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ + / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ + * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ + ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / + ^^ ^^ ^ ^ + + Mathematical Television This cow does Disco + Cow Cow (That's what comes of + (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) + cow-culus) Ray Tube) + + + + o + | [---] + | | + | | |------========| + /----|---|\ | **** |=======| + /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| + | | ___| |==============| + | | ___ {(__)} |==============| + \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| + \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | + ----------------- / | NASA |==== | + | | * ||------||-----^ + ----------------- || | | + / / \ \ ^^ ^ | + / ---- \ + ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon + + + + + (__) + ([][]) "I have this recurring dream + __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) + /\ \__ ^ :..("") + /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // + /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // + \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // + | | | H H || + |_____________|_____________| H H || + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ + Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard + + + ( ( ) + ( ( ) ) + ( ( ) + ( / ) + ( ( \\ ) + ( | // ) + | | (__) + | | (oo) (__) + | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ + | | || ( _)_______(__) ) + **| | ---|| \ __________/ + ``'---------^^ + Cow Hide Cow Pie + + + \ | / ___________ + ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ + | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | + | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | + | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | + | | | | | #_// | | | | | | + | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | + | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | + | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | + | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | +^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | + | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | + `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | + || |`. (__) (__) ( ) + (oo) (oo) /---V + /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | + / | || ||_______| \ + * ||W---|| || || * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + + "Cow Town" + + + \ (__) (__) + \\(oo) (\/) + /-----\\\/ /-------\/ + / | (##) / | || + * ||----||" * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ + This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing + + + (__) (__) (__) + (\/) ($$) (**) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || +* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + +Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love + + + (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) + /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ + / |'''''|| / | || +* ||''''|| * ||----------------|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow + * + ** ** + * ** * * * ** + * / / \ * * + \ \ / \ / / (__) + * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) + / (00) / / / | |( ) + \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() + / / | || / / || || + \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ + / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles + Cow in Heat + + + (___) + (o o) + /------\ / (__) (__) + / ____O (oo) (oo) + | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ + /\oo===| / || / | || + | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO + * ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cowt in the Act low rider cow + + + + (__) \__\ (__) + (oo) o (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ + / | || / | || ||______|| +* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| + OO OO OO OO OO OO +Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow + + + (__) (__) \_||_~ + (oo) (oo) (*||*) + /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ + / | || / || / | || +* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| + OO OO OO OO OO }{ + li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow + + + ____ + (____) + .xxxx. + (__) '(oo)` + (oo) /-----'-\/ ` + /-------\/ / | |============> + / | || * ||----| (~) +* ||----|| ~~ ~ + ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi + holy cow armed and dangerous + + + (___) (___) + (o o) (o o) + /-------\ / /-------\ / + / | ||O / | O~ ||O +* ||,---|| * ||,---|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull + + + + + + (---) + ( ) + /-----\ (___) + | | (o o) + | | | (-----) \ / + | | | / / \ O + | * | * | O | + ^^ ^^ ----- + Coward Phone Bull + + + + |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) + . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ + . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || + !!! !!! : ||----|| + : ^^ ^^ + The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow + + + + + + + ...---... + ../ / | \ \.. + ./ / / | \ \ \. + / / / | \ \ \ + / / / | \ \ \ + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | /(__) + \|/ (oo) + /---++--\/ + / | || || + * ||-++-|| + ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron + + + + + ..---.. (__) + / \ (oo) + | RIP | /-------\/ + | | / | || + | | * ||----|| + | | ^^ ^^ + | | + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// + + Elvis's Cow.....Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? + + + (__) + (oo) + /---+ +--\/ + / | | | || + * ||-+ +-|| + ^^ ^^ * + + David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow + + + + (__) + (oo) + /-------\/ + / | || + * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ + (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ \/-------\ + / | || -^^- || | \ + * ||---- -^^- || * + ^^ ^^ + (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ \/-------\ + / | || || | \ + * ||----|| ||----|| * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Barnum's Troupe of performing cows + + + + (__) _--------_ + (oo) |__________| BIG + /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC + / | 007 || __________ + * ||----|| |_ _| + ^^ ^^ -------- + Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow + + + (__) + (oo) + /'^^^-m + (__) / '' ` ) + (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| + / \/ / / _ / | | | | + / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| + ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || + * ^ ^ * ww ww + + Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula + + + + + _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- + o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ + | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! + |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ + -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * + \ | __________________________________/ + | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / + / /\ \ \___/ \___/ + / / \ \ + ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? + + + (__) (__) (__) (----------) + (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) + /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) + /| || /| || /| || + * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + +Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all nighter + + + * (__) (__) (__) (__) + \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) + \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ + //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ + ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ + Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking + + + + (__) + (oo) (__) o * (__) + \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) + ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ + ---/ --** / | / | | + *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| + //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + + | + | + | + |(push) + | + (__) |=====| + (==) \ + /-\/-\ \ + /| |\ \ + ^ | | ^====~~~~==== \ + | | \ + /----\ \ + / \ \ O O O O + ^ * ^ === / / + \ \ (__) / + Cow-abunga Dudes \ \ (xx)/ + \ +--------+\// + \| | / + +--------+ + + Cow-a-bungee + + ______________ + | D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__) + | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) + | COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + |____________| / | || / | || / | || / | || + || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ + ______||_______ + | EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__) + |_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) + || /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + || / | || / | || / | || / | || + || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ + + + (__) (__) (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | || / | || / | || / | || +* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type + with milk after milking cow with milk + + (___) (___) * (___) (___) + (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) + /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / + / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O +* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ + Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull + seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull + + + + (__) (__) (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) + /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || +* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ + Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble + on grass on cow + + (__) (__) * (__) * (__) + (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) + /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ + * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || + ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| + ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit + a shit shit kicked out of her + + + (__) + (oo) U + /-------\/ /---V + / | || * |--| . +* ||----|| + ^^ ^^ + +Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. + + + + (__) )__( vv vv + (oo) (oo) ||----|| * + /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / + / | || / | || /\-------/ +* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) + ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) + +American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow + + + + (__) (__) (__) + (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) + /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ + / | || / | || /| || +* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + +Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow +start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" + + + (__) (__) (__) + (OO) (@@) (xx) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | || / | || / | || +* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + +Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash + psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms + + + /\ __ + / \ || + (__) (__) \ / (_||_) + SooS (oo) \/ (oo) + /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ + / | || / | || / S / | || + * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's + to George Washington this cow cow + + + (__) + * (__) (oo) + \ (oo) /------\/ + \-------\/ /| |/ | + | ==$ || / | [) || + ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously + to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer + + + (___) (__) (__) + ( O ) (oo) (oo) + /-------\ / \/--------\/ + / | ||V | | + * ||----|| ||------|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with +the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle + + + (__) (__) + [##] (@o) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) + / | || / | || / | || (oo) + * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ + This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to + to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman + + + (____) (____) (____) + (oo ) (o o) ( O O) + /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / + / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ + / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| + * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| + /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ + This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether + to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four + legs or eight + + (__) + (__) (oo) (__) + (oo) /\/ (oo) + /-------\/ /--/-- \/----- + / | || / | `-. / | `-. +* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + OO OO OO OO OO OO + + Cow-vertible . . . + + + (__) +*_ *_ ( oo *_ + \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__) + \.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____ + ||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \ + OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO + + Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse) + + + * (___) * (___) (__) + \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo) + \-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________ + | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______ + ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| -- + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ + Twins Cow Catcher + + (__) + (__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__) + (oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo) + /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/ + / | || / | || / | || / | || +* ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + ^^ ^^ + Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird + Cow Cow + + + (^^) ( (oo) (__) + (oo) ) (OO) (oo) + /-------==--- /------\--/ /------|||||| + / | || / | || / | UX` \||/ +* ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ + Groucho's Harpo's Karl's + cow cow cow + (yes, that's the Russian symbol. + Use your imagination.) + + + O__O \_|_/ + (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | || / | || + * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty + + + + (__) (__) + ^^ (oo) (--) + ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ + ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ + ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ + ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | +^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ +^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ +^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ + Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale + (What a bod, huh guys?) + + + )\ (__) + / \ (oo) + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Cow trying out for a part + in the new JAWS movie + + * (__) + \ (DD) + \ /-------\/ + |\ / | ||_\_/ + \ | \ (__) * ||----| + \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ + \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at + ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale + \\ || + \\|| + \|| + ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / + \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / + \_ / / / / / _______ / / + Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / + / / / (__)| / / + / / / (oo)| / / + ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | + ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| + @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| + @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ + /--UU--\/ (____________) + / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather + * ||---|| + + (New) Jersey Cow + + + O O O O + \ \ / / + \ \ (__) / + (__) \ \ (xx)/ + (DD) \ +--------+\// + /-------\/ \| | / + / | || +--------+ + * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ +Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" + + + o==+-- + | |\ \ + | | \ \ ____________________ + | \ \ \ | | + | \ \ \ | +------------+ | + | \ \ \ | | (__) | | + | \ \ \| | (oo) | | + | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | | + | \ \| | | \/ \ | | + /---\ \ | +------------+ | + / \ \| | + | | | | + \ / | | + \---/ | | + | | + -------------------------- + ( ) + -------------------------- + + Cow-struction worker. + + | + /---\ + : = : + : : + :,','. '. : :---\ + ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : : + + Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker. + + + o o + |__| (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo + /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ + / | || / | || / | || +* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ + bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains + male relative cow cow cow + cow + x + xxxx|xxxx + xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx + | + // + (__) // (__) (__) + (oo)// (oo)===(oo) + /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ + / | |// / | || || | \ + * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows + + + o o (__) ^ + \ / (oo) / + \ / _____\/___/ + (__) \__/ / /\ / / + (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / + /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ + / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ + * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ + ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / + ^^ ^^ ^ ^ + + Mathematical Television This cow does Disco + Cow Cow (That's what comes of + (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) + cow-culus) Ray Tube) + + o + | [---] + | | + | | |------========| + /----|---|\ | **** |=======| + /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| + | | ___| |==============| + | | ___ {(__)} |==============| + \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| + \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | + ----------------- / | NASA |==== | + | | * ||------||-----^ + ----------------- || | | + / / \ \ ^^ ^ | + / ---- \ + ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon + + + (__) + ([][]) "I have this recurring dream + __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) + /\ \__ ^ :..("") + /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // + /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // + \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // + /====== \/ =======/==============// + *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ + / \ ^ // \\ + + Psycowlogist and patient + + + (___) + \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) + \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / + *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ + ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ + ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] + \______/ \_____\\// + \__/ + It's a bird... //\\ The Boss + It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) + // // + ^^ ^^ + + + ================== + _____________________________ H H + | |-------------| H (__) H + | | ________ | H (oo) H __ + | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ + | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | + | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / + | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || + | | ^ | H H || + | | ] | H H || + | | | H H || + |_____________|_____________| H H || + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ + Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard + + + ( ( ) + ( ( ) ) + ( ( ) + ( / ) + ( ( \\ ) + ( | // ) + | | (__) + | | (oo) (__) + | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ + | | || ( _)_______(__) ) + **| | ---|| \ __________/ + ``'---------^^ + Cow Hide Cow Pie + + + \ | / ___________ + ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ + | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | + | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | + | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | + | | | | | #_// | | | | | | + | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | + | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | + | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | + | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | +^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | + | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | + `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | + || |`. (__) (__) ( ) + (oo) (oo) /---V + /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | + / | || ||_______| \ + * ||W---|| || || * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + + "Cow Town" + + + \ (__) (__) + \\(oo) (\/) + /-----\\\/ /-------\/ + / | (##) / | || + * ||----||" * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ + This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing + + + (__) (__) (__) + (\/) ($$) (**) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || +* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + +Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love + + + (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) + /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ + / |'''''|| / | || +* ||''''|| * ||----------------|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow + * + ** ** + * ** * * * ** + * / / \ * * + \ \ / \ / / (__) + * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) + / (00) / / / | |( ) + \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() + / / | || / / || || + \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ + / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles + Cow in Heat + + + (___) + (o o) + /------\ / (__) (__) + / ____O (oo) (oo) + | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ + /\oo===| / || / | || + | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO + * ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cowt in the Act low rider cow + + + (__) \__\ (__) + (oo) o (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ + / | || / | || ||______|| +* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| + OO OO OO OO OO OO +Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow + + + (__) (__) \_||_~ + (oo) (oo) (*||*) + /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ + / | || / || / | || +* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| + OO OO OO OO OO }{ + li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow + + + ____ + (____) + .xxxx. + (__) '(oo)` + (oo) /-----'-\/ ` + /-------\/ / | |============> + / | || * ||----| (~) +* ||----|| ~~ ~ + ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi + holy cow armed and dangerous + + + (___) (___) + (o o) (o o) + /-------\ / /-------\ / + / | ||O / | O~ ||O +* ||,---|| * ||,---|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull + + + (---) + ( ) + /-----\ (___) + | | (o o) + | | | (-----) \ / + | | | / / \ O + | * | * | O | + ^^ ^^ ----- + Coward Phone Bull + + + + + | | | | * + | | (__) | | \ (__) + | | (oo) | | \ (oo) + | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- + | | / | || | | ----| |--- + | | * ||----|| | | -------- + | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ + | _________________ | _________________ + | / | / + | | | | + | | | | + | | | | + | | | | + | | | | + | | | | + | | | | +/ \ / \ + +Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. + + + | | + | | + | | + | | + | | + | \_________________ + | _________________ + | / + | | + | | + | | + | | + | | + | | (__) + | | *---------(..) +/ \ ^^----^^\/ + +The attempt results in an udder disaster. + + + . /\ . . : (__) + . / \ . . : (xx) + / \ . . * : __------\/ + / \ * : * ||____|| + | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ + . /| (oo) |\ ** : + / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger + . / |=|==|=| \ . * : + . / | | | | \ . : + / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) + |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) + . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ + . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || + !!! !!! : ||----|| + : ^^ ^^ + The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow + + + ...---... + ../ / | \ \.. + ./ / / | \ \ \. + / / / | \ \ \ + / / / | \ \ \ + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | / + \ | /(__) + \|/ (oo) + /---++--\/ + / | || || + * ||-++-|| + ^^ ^^ + + Cow surviving attack by Red Baron + + + ..---.. (__) + / \ (oo) + | RIP | /-------\/ + | | / | || + | | * ||----|| + | | ^^ ^^ + | | +\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// + + Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? + + + (__) + (oo) + /---+ +--\/ + / | | | || + * ||-+ +-|| + ^^ ^^ * + + David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow + + + + (__) + (oo) + /-------\/ + / | || + * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ + (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ \/-------\ + / | || -^^- || | \ + * ||---- -^^- || * + ^^ ^^ + (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ \/-------\ + / | || || | \ + * ||----|| ||----|| * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Barnum's Troupe of performing cows + + + + (__) _--------_ + (oo) |__________| BIG + /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC + / | 007 || __________ + * ||----|| |_ _| + ^^ ^^ -------- + Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow + + + The cow that didn't jump + over the moon. + ------------------------ ! + ! + ^ + / \ Hey diddle diddle + /___\ The cat and the fiddle + |= =| The cow blew up on the + | | launch pad... + | | + ROCKET, | | + TAKING OFF | | + TOTALLY \\ | | + OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | | + THE FACT THAT // | | + THERE IS A | | + COW ON THE | | + LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\ + / |##!##| \ + / |##!##| \ + | / ^ | ^ \ | + | / ( | ) \ | + |/ ( | ) \| + (( )) + (( : )) + (( : )) + (( )) + (( )) + ( ) + . * + . + _ _ * + * \\ *= // + COW BLOWING \\ \\ =* // + UP,ON THE ||||||>> * * ( __ ) + LAUNCH PAD // * * * . _ (oo) * + // *= *= * BOOM * () + // *= * * * ==* \\ + ________________________________________________ = * \\ + ============================================== + // // !! \\ \\ + // // || \\ \\ + + + (__) + (oo) + /'^^^-m + (__) / '' ` ) + (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| + / \/ / / _ / | | | | + / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| + ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || + * ^ ^ * ww ww + + Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula + + + ____ ____ |+++++| +|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| +|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| +|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ +| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| +-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- + o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ + | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! + |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ + -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * + \ | __________________________________/ + | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / + / /\ \ \___/ \___/ + / / \ \ + ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? + + + (__) (__) (__) (----------) + (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) + /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) + /| || /| || /| || +* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + +Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter + + +* (__) (__) (__) (__) + \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) + \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ + //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ + ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ +Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking + + + (__) + (oo) (__) o * (__) + \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) + ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ + ---/ --** / | / | | + *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| + //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + //__ Cow Cow pooing + Cow marching standing + + + Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! + (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ + ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ + /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// + + + ______ + (__) | | (__) + (oo) | | ($$) + ----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/ + || / | || / | IRS || + ---|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant + + + (___) (___) (___) + (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) + \ / \ / \ / + __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ + /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: + \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ + + Cowed Forces + \ _ / + - ( ) - /\ + / " \ /| | (__) + (__) / | | (oo)\ + ________(oo) /____| | \/| \ + /| \/ / \/ | \ + / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \ + * || || |__________| ||| ____\---* + ^^ ^^ + Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice + + + ) ( _ + (____) / \ (__) ==========I + / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I + (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I + ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I + /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I + / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I +* ||----|| ~~ ~~ + ~~ ~~ + Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo + + ______________________ _______________________ + | | | | + | (__) | | (__) | + | (oo) | | (oo) | + | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----| + | / | || | | || / | | + | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--| + | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ | + |--------------------| |---------------------| + Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 + + (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) + ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __ + /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/| + |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_|| + |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___|| + |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/ + + Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989 + + + ______________(__)_________________ (__) + /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo) + | \/ || \/ + _|_ _|| || + /__/_______________________________/__/| || + ( ) ( )| || + | |________________________________| | | || + \_____________________________________/] /------- / + [] [] [] / | || + * ||----|| + COW-CH ^^ ^^ + Cowraffe + + * * + \ / + \ / + /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/ + / (__) \ +----------+ + | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | | + |^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | | + | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | | + | |-----//---------||----| | | | + | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+ + ^||^ ^||^ || || + + "COWCH POTATO" + +------------+ + + | B A T E S | (__) o + | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /| +---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / | +|\ \ W------ | | ( ) v +| ---------- *---- ====; ( ) +| | (__) | \ / ( ) +\ | (oo) | \ | ( ) + \ | \/ | \+ | ( ) + ---------- + ( ) + Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | + o o + Psycho Cow (with knife) + (__) + (oo) ------------------------- _______________________ + /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /| + / | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / | +* ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| + ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)| + The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | + |(__) \ / (__)| + \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| + \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// + /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / + Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) / + trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ + / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\// + ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) / + \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / + \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) / + \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/ + \ \/_________\/ / \ \// + \/___________\/ \:/ + / \ + / \ + + (__) (__) (______) (__) + (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) + /--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/ +/ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | || + |--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)|| + | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + ^^ ^^ +cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's + loss program the program Cow Cow + + + (___) + ( OO + ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______ + | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | + | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| | + | | | | + | | (__) | | + | __________ | (oo) | __________ | + | | | | \/-------\ | | | | + | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | | + | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | | + | | (oo) | | (oo) | | + | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ | + | | + | | + ( ______ ) + ( / \ ) + ( / \ ) + ( | | ) + | | | | + | | | | + |_________________________|________|______________| + \ \ + \ \ + \ \ + \ \ (__) + \ \ (oo) / + /---\----\/ / + / | \ || * (__) / + * ||---\-\\ \ ( OO / + ~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/> + ^^ ^^ | \===/> + \\_____// | /______/ / + || | _________\\_\\_____/____________________ + /\------\ ^ ^ / + (oo) \ / + (--) * / + +Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking + + ______________________ + | |\ + | (__) | | + | (oo) | | + | \/ | | + | / \ \ | | + ///////// \_ \_/////// | + | | / | | (__) + | /++++++< | | _____(oo) + |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ + | * | \_\_ | | / | || + _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____ + + cow-lliope in the circus parade + + * + \ + w \ w (__) + \\ /\ // (oo) + \\/ \// \/ + | | (__) >--( )--< + |(__)| (oo) / \ + \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---< + //\/\\ <| |> v /\ v + || || \ \/ / | (oo) | + ||__|| |\/\/| \(^^)/ + /^^ ^^\ /----\ | | + / ======== \ / \ | | + / \ /* * * \ / \/ \ + |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ | + \ / || || ^ / ^ + \ ======== / ^^ ^^ * + \ _____ / +Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus + + + (__) -'`- "Here's + (oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing + /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you, + / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!" + * ||----| / ====================== | \___[' + ^^ ^ || || | || + Cowncillor his cowch |____|- + | | + ~ ~ + (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt + (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ + / | || =================== || | \ +* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * + ^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__) + A game of cowntract bridge (oo) + / \/ ____________ + / \===^__| | + ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________| + (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | + (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | | + /-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | | + / | || | \-/ | | | | + * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart + ^^ ^^ ---------------------- + Just a humble cownoisseur + + + (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) + (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) + \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) + \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ + \/ + a cownfluence + + _______ + (__( .-< | | | + (oo) | |___|___| + ___\/___| |\_____/| + | | | | | + | | | |_______| + >-' | | _ | _ | + *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| + / \ / | || |_______| (__) + / \ * ||----|| | | (++) + ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/ + Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow + + _ + ________|@|________ + | POLICE BOX | __ + |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/ + |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) + || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ + ||-----|| | | /| | /| | + ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----|| + | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow + | _____ | (__) + || || (oo) --------- + || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > + || ||B-9 \ | --------- + ||_____||______\| + |_______|_______| + ---------------- + a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | + ( ----0 ---------------- + (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_ + |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O + ________\_/ / /oooooo\ + | | | /oooooooo\ + # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ + || || /____________\ + ^^ ^^ + RoboCow a Dalek Cow + + __________________ ___________________ ___________________ + /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\ + /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ +------------------------ ------------------------- ------------------------- + \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/ + \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Ronald McDonald's Cows + + @ @ + @@@ @ + @@ @ + Pffii @@@@ @@ + ___________D @@@@@@ + |________ | _______ + (__) | / \ / + ( oo /~| | __ \ / + /\_|// | | / \ | | + _/____/__| | | | | | + | ___/-----------------_| (__) + | / \ \ \ `(oo) + | / \ | | |\/ + | | O | / / __ / + |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) + \ / | o | \\\ _( )_ + ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____ + + Cow Express Suicidal Cow + + o _____________ + /\ / \ + [__] ( take off, eh! ) + __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ + \/----///\ /-------\/ + */\______(xx) / | ||__| + ( ) * ||----| U + ^^ ^ +Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow + + + o o o o o o +o o o o o o o o o o + o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o + O ) ( ) ( ) ( +o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__) + (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o + /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || +* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o + ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ + Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry + + ___ + _/...\ *==\ ________________ + __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ + /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | + / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ + * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ + ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | + || --+_+- || +Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- -- + | |_ | |_ + /\ |____| |____| + / O\ Santa Cows + / , \ + / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ + -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ + / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | + /, , \ / \ o| o| / + / O O \ / \ / + -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ + / O , \ / / . + / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. + / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. + / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. + ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. + ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || + || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ + Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * + ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ + Christmas Cowols + + O + O O O + O * + Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ + _____________________| |_____ /||o\ + /______________________________\ /|o|||\ + ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ + ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ + ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ + /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ + / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | + * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo +oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo + + + |----------------------| /\ + | | /\ /\/ \ + | | / \/ / \/\ + | | / \ \ + | | ---------------------------- + |______________________| + \/ + |----------------------| o-@@ + |______________________| + Minimalist Dead Cow + ---------------------- + Mark Rothko Cow + /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><> + \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** + (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ + ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))( + /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$ +------------------------------------------------ + (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow + ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | + /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________ +------------------------------------------------ | (__) | + (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) | + ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ | + /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | +------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| | + (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ | + ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | + /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | +------------------------------------------------ -------------------- + Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow + + + oo -- + \/ + + + cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow + + + II + ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ + ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) + |\ `v' \ + II (00) + | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ + | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) + |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) + | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ + \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ + (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- + (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- + + What cows think when people MOO at them + + + /\\ ^ (__) (__) + /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) + _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ + / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ + | /|I I| | ==== | | + ^/ |I I| | | | | + | |I I| /| _ \ / \ + | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ + | |_____| * || || \\ + ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_) + +cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell. + + + (!!) _/\_ \_\ + !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) + !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ + !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| + * || || * || || * || || + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ +Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow + + + (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) + /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ + / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) + / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) + * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) + ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) + (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^ + || || || || + || || || || + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR" + + /\ + / \ __ ________ ------ + DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====| + MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| + \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *| + / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ + * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| + ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^ + Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege + + + (__) + (oo) + /-------\/ # # + / | || \\ // +* ||----||\ \\ // + ^^ ^^ \ \ --- / + \ | | + | | | + | | | + | / \_/ \ (__) + | // \\ <--(xx)--#- + | // \\ /\ + ___________\|/___________ + Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party + + + ___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + |\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^ + || . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis + + + ___________________________ + | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) + | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo) +_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/ +| | | || +| _____ _____ | ||----|| +|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo) + |___| |___| + Cow-pooling rollerscating cow + + __ o oo o + (__) \||/ + (__) (__) (___) + (__) (oo) (oo) (o o) + ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / + ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O + | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| + ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow + + ( ) + (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| + (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) + /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/ + / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | ||| +* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || ||| + ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| + ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^ + Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows + + + (__) (__) + / oo ______ / @@ ______ + | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ + | |___ | | | |___ | | + | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| + * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | + \ | |_____ | |_____ + \|________| *____/|________| + + CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter + + + + (__) (__) + / -- ______ / .\/. ______ + | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ + | |___ | | | |___ | | + | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| + | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | + | |_____ \ | |_____ + *____/|________| \|________| + + CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler + + + \\ \\ + \\ \\ + / \ / \ + / \ / \ + \ \ \ \ + \ \(__) \ \(__) + *--> (oo) *--> (oo) + / / \/ o / / \/ + / / / / + \ / o \ / + \ / \ / + // // + // o // + + B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run + + + ___ + / \ ( ) Happy +| \ |--| Mooosic! (__) +| | \ /__ (oo) ++----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) +|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> +|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ +| | | / / | ^^ / | || +o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ + Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow + + + (__) +=============================+ + (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | + ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | + __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) + / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) +|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ + | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | + \ / \ / ------------------------------------ + --- --- + COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars + + __ _________ __ _________ + ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ + / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) + ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ + \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) + ( @ @ / ( (---) / + (_____/\____) (_____/\____) + o o + o o + o o + (__) (__) + /----(uu) /----(uu) + *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s +/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) + |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// + ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) + Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage + + + (__) o o * (__) + (oo) o o \ (OO) + /-------\/==o o \-------\/ + / | || ____ [] | || + * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| + ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ + Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started + the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. + + __// \__ |\__|\ + /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | + /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ + | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ + | |___ | | | |___ | | + | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| + * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | + \ | |_____ | |_____ + \|________| *____/|________| + + CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter + + + + (__) (__) + / -- ______ / .\/. ______ + | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ + | |___ | | | |___ | | + | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| + | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | + | |_____ \ | |_____ + *____/|________| \|________| + + CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler + + + \\ \\ + \\ \\ + / \ / \ + / \ / \ + \ \ \ \ + \ \(__) \ \(__) + *--> (oo) *--> (oo) + / / \/ o / / \/ + / / / / + \ / o \ / + \ / \ / + // // + // o // + + B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run + + + ___ + / \ ( ) Happy +| \ |--| Mooosic! (__) +| | \ /__ (oo) ++----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) +|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> +|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ +| | | / / | ^^ / | || +o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ + Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow + + + (__) +=============================+ + (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | + ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | + __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) + / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) +|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ + | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | + \ / \ / ------------------------------------ + --- --- + COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars + + __ _________ __ _________ + ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ + / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) + ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ + \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) + ( @ @ / ( (---) / + (_____/\____) (_____/\____) + o o + o o + o o + (__) (__) + /----(uu) /----(uu) + *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s +/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) + |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// + ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) + Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage + + + (__) o o * (__) + (oo) o o \ (OO) + /-------\/==o o \-------\/ + / | || ____ [] | || + * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| + ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ + Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started + the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. + + __// \__ |\__|\ + /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | + /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ + / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / + / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ + ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) + /\ // \ /\ | | + / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ -------- + * \( )/ * || || + \_ _// nn nn + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that + the vice president has a +(__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does +(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) + \/ \/ \/ \/ (__, + (+o) +(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\' +(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ + \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o + == == -- + Cownting... This cow plays hockey + + + /. + moo /`'\ . + (__) MOO! ` / ./ \.. + (oo) / ../ .' \. + /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ + / | || ./ ./ ./ \ + * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. +-------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \ + \ / / / + Ech-cow (echo) + + ________________ (__) + ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! + (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// + /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____ + / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW +* ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES + ^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \ +Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/ + + * . . , + . . * . . + . * + \ / , (__) , , + - * - ( . | + . / \ , . \/ . - - . + . / \\ , | + , * * / /\\ + . /\\ / . . + * . / \\ . . + _|_ , . , / , * + | . , . * , . . + . , . . . * . + + The Milky Way + + + \ / ________________________________ + \/ / \ + (__) /\ | At times likes these you | + (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | + _\/_ // O \________________________________/ + * ( ) // O + \ (\\ // o + \( \\ ) o (__) + ( \\ ) /\ (oo) + ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\ + |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/) + \|_______________//____________| \<>/ + ||| || //|| ||| + ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\ + || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / + . . ( ^ ) __/______/ + '.'.` \_O_/ + COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow + + + (_ ~ - _) / ~ + ( - - | =s +O | * + | O \ \ - | + | \ | + - - | + +) + Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. + + + (__) ---_ +(__) _______________* (oo) /| \ +(xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__) + \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo) + * ------ ~~ \____ \/ + Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef) + + + (__) + (oo) + \/ \___/ + / / \\ (0 0) + / /\\ \ / + /\\ / v + / / \\ | + / <-------|-------> + / * | + |\ | + / | \ / __|__ + \\ \ \/ \/ + / \\ \ \/ \/ + / \\___\ \/ \/ + / \\ __|__ + / \\ \ / + / / / \\ |\ /| + / \\ | V | + / / \\ | | + / \\ | | + / \\ W W + \\ + ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing + =========================================== at Malibu wearing a + O) O) special cow bikini. + The dreaded cowtapult + + + (__) (___) ** ((__)) + (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) + (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// + | \/ | ( /*) | | || || + | | || || | | |||----||| + (___) ^^^ ^^^ +Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an + FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake + + + (( _ _ (___) (__) + ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) + _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ + /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \ + / ||____| \/^ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| * +* || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/ + ^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. + "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) + + + ______________________________________________________ + | | + _______ | | + / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | + / /(__) || | | + ________/ / |OO| || | | + | |-------|| | | +(| | -.|| |_______________________ | + | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ | +/| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ +\|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ + | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | + \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ + + "The Moo-vers are here!" + + + -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__) + *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) + - \------\/ \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ +--- | | | // | // | // | || + - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| + oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + + Roller Cow Cows in polonaise + + + -------------/ + / + / + / + / + / + / (__) +^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ +Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) + + \ / ____ + |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/ + (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O | + /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ / + / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/ +* ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| -- + ^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael +Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev + + + (*) (*) + (__) ^ ^ (__) + (oo) | | | @(oo)@ + [..] | = | [..]@@ +\ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ + || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== || + || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || + ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| + |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| + | \ | | | | / | + = * = = = = * = + cows having candlelight dinner + + (___) + (o o) + ( ** ) __\_/__ + |e e| //^^*^^\ \___/ + \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O) + OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / + | * * * \ \ |=====| / O + /**************** * "|_____|" + // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming + || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" + || || || || |_|_| + v| v| v| v| ^ ^ + Haute Cowture COWNT + + |\ + |[] |\ + (__) | |[] |\ + (--) | (__) | |[] |\ + * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[] + | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) | + | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) | + \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| + _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / | + -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------| + \_/ \_/ o |===========| | +----------------- o |================| + Cowazaki COW-WARD o o + + + ______________________________ + / \ + ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) + \________________ ____________/ + ) ) () + (__) // ( ) + (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ ) + /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo) + /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/|||| + / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || ||| +* ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| | + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi + + (__) |====| + /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/ + / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/ +* ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | || + ^^ ^^ \/ * ||----|| * ||----|| + ___/ ___/ ^^ ^^ + Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher +(with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) + + + /\ __ + {__} _[__]_ + (oo) /(oo)\ + /-------\/ /------@\/@ + / | + || / | |@@ + * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow + + _____ _________________ + / \ / \ +( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) + \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__) + ( ( ) ) >(==) + \\ // )__( /-\/-\ + \ (__) / (oo) /( )\ + (oo) \/-------* ^ ( ) ^ + /-------\/ || | \ ( ) + / | || ||----|| \ /----\ + * ||----|| vv vv / \ \ + ^^ ^^ ^ * ^ + COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga + + ^^ ^^ + O (___) || * ||----|| + | (o o) || \ | || + (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\ + |\/| O | || (oo) + | | | || ( ) + / v-' || >< + /==========| ( ) + // || (oo) + ,------._(__) || || /-------\/ + * | \ ( oo || || / | || +vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ + COWTOW Bi-cow molecule + + (__) (__) + () () _____| oo | |oo| + ()() / | /----|-|__|-| + (oo) / | / | || + /-------UU /____________| * ||----|| + / | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ +* ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up + ^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein +Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween + + + (__) |\/| (__) + (oo) (oo) >(==) + __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/ + / | || / | || / | || +* ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ + Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2) + (very handy) portable COW + + + _______________________ + |^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a ) + | | ( doctor, not a butcher!) + @| Oo (---------------------)) + (MM) | ._> (__) ) + (oo) \ / (oo) + /-------\/ /--------- /-------\/ + / | || / | || / I * II + * ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow + + + + ________________ (__) + // (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo) + // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/ + // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\ + / ============||=======\\ * // \\ + (| |- ||- ||) + |________|_____||________||/ *********** + \-( O )----------( O )--/ **** *** + --- --- *** * + ****o + Cowpool ****** + *** + *** * + (__) *** *** + (oo) ****** + /-------\/___()~ + / | || Cow jumping over the moon + * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ + Cow smoking a pipe + + + o o o o o o o + o o o o o o o o + (__) o o o o o o + (oo) o o o o o o + /-------\/___() o o o o + / | || + * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ + Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe + + + + * * * o @ ~ * + * * * , o * * * + (__) * * * . * o + (oo) * * ) . * + /-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ * + / | || ( + * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ + Cow star-gazing + + + | + \|/ + ----*---- + /|\ + | + + (__) + (oo) + /-------\/ + / | || + * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ + + Cow wishing upon a star + + + + + + ________ _______ + (__) / \ (__) / \ + (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! ) + /-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/ + / | || / | || + * ||----|| * ||----|| + ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ + A Cow-mon Dyslexic + Mistake Cow @@@@@ + @@\0 0/@@ + (o o) + ___________________________ ** |U| ** + / / / / ***( )*** + / /__________/ / // \ / \\ + / / // *** \\ + / / ******* + / / *********** + / / *************** + / 3.5" 135tpi / ******************* + /__________________________/ ********************* + ********************* + Cow Stored as Binary + Information. Cow Belle + + + + (___) (___) (___)(___) + (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o) + /------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\ + / ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \ + ( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( ) + /\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\ + | || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || | + * || || || ||| || * || || || || * + ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ + + Cows at a garden party + + + + * (__) . + \ (oo) .' + ...\------\/ '. + (__) (__) . (__) || (__) + (oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo) + /-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/ + / | || / | |\/ / | || \| || + * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><---->< + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling + pissed off pissed on pissed + + + (__) * (__) * (__) ( ) + (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( ) + /-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( ) + / | || . | || / \\ ( ) ) + * ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( ) + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where + give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before + + (__) (__) s * )__( + (oo) (@@) s / (oo) + /-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/ + / | || / | || /------(xx) | | + * ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \ + WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^ + Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow + long grass grass + + (__) (__) (___) * (___) + (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ / + / | || / | || / | |O | |O + * ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--|| + ^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^ + Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after + drink mistake calf went away + + + (__) * (__) (__) (__) + (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/ + / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) || + * ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ + Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of + above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow + (with due accowlades + to Gary Larson + -\ /- (The Far Side)) + '\/' + (oo) _________ + /------- \/ | \ /| + ./ | , | - -X- - | + |------| |/______\_| + --|------|---------|------- + /---------------------------\ + / __ \\ + // / \ __ \\\ + /// / \ \\\\ + + Highland Cow + + + ________ \ + |########| \ + |########| \ + --------\ \ + (__) | \ + (oo) | \ ______________________ + \/ | | | + /+++\ o | | + /+++++\ | ____ | + ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | | + / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| | + ~~ ~~ \ | ---- | + \ | | + \ | | + In"cow"tinent \|------------------------ + + + + + (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ + + A well adjust(1)ed Cow + + + (__) + (oo) + ^^ ^^ + /-------\/ + / | || + * ||----|| + + An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow + + + + >ysP -"JlAe B x + + A compress(1)ed Cow + + + awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files] + + An awk(1)ward Cow + + + begin 644 cow + M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\ + ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H* + end + + uuencoded cow + + + __ + _|__|_ + (oo) + /-------\/ + / |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun) + * ||----| + ^^ ^ + + this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where + the hell is the horse then ?', let me + inform u that it too needs recreation and + has gone to play man-shoes !! + + + + ___________________________ + | | (__) \ + | | (oo) | + | | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom + | | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS + | | * ||----|| / + | | ~~ ~~ | + | |___________________________/ + + + + + /----------------------------------------------------------------------- + |[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __ + / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| | + | | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_ + |--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |---- + | | | | | + +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======---- + + Cow-st liner + + + + _-_ + (__) [ ] + (oo) /-_- + \/-------/ + || | + ||----|| + ~~ ~~ + (__) * + (oo) + /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________ + / | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| + * ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|| + ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| + + _-_ + [ ] (__) + -_-\ ( ) + \-------- + | || + ||----|| + ~~ ~~ + Andrei Ag-cow-si + + + + + (__)___________________________________________________________(__) + (oo) (oo) + \/_____________________________________________________________\/ + + Cowaxial Cable + + + + (__) (__) + ( V V ) (oo) + (>O O<) /-------\/ + ( A A ) / | || + /-------\/ * ||----|| + / | || | \ | \ + * ||----|| V> V> V> V> + ^^ ^^ + Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow + + + + ++ ++ + +||---||+ + (__) | 1 2 3 | (__) + (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo) + /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__ + / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/ + * ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/ + ^^ ^ ^^ ^ + Cattle call Cow punch + + + (__) / _ + (oo) / / \ + -\/-/ | + | + /\__/_| (___) |___| + / / (o o) (o o) + | / /_______\ / /-------\ / + \ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O + | | * || || * ||,---|| + ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull + + + ___ ___ + \ \ \ \ + (___) ___\__\__\__\__ + (o o) | O O O O O O| + --\ /----+-------------+-------/ + | O / + \ / + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Steerage + + ___________________ + ___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY ) + _|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + v v ( uu| ' + / (___) \ /\_c| + | (o o) | / \ C#=}~| + \_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____ + | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz | + | | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/ + /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O + / \ | / \| * ||,---|| + ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^ + | | || || Bulldozer + \ \ || || + ID ID + Le Bullet Russe + Dick Tracy's Cow + + + + | ================================== + | = = + | = _____ = + | = ______ / \ = + | = / \ | \ = + | = / ||\ (__) = + |## (__) m m = (__) __ || \ (oo) = + | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||(__) \/ = + | ## |\/ / / = \/ (__) ||(oo) = + | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ = + | ## \ \ / / = \/ || = + | ## \ / / = || = + | ## \ / / = || = + | ## \-- = || = + | ## | = || = + | ## --* = || = + |____________##_______________ = || = + ## = || = + ## = = + ## = cow-cow nut = + ## = = + ## = = + ## ================================== + ## + ## + ## + ## + + Cow-sine wave + + + Cow tipping: + + Step 1. Step 2. + (__) + (--) + /-------\/ O--------O_ + / | || /| :: |_) + * ||w---|| * O--------O + ~~ ~~ + + * + (__) ________ * * + (oo) ====________| * * + /-------\/ /\ + / | || / \ * + * ||----|| / \ + ~~ ~~ / \ + + A Cowsmologist + + + \ / _ /\ ` `_______ ` ` + /\/______\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ ` + | (__) /(`')\ ` |(__) ` + *---|______(^^) /-------\/ ` |(oo) ` + \/ / | || ` ` J \/ ` + * ||----|| + Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway + (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year) + + + (___) ________ + .____ (o o) / \ ) + / \ / --| UGGGGH! | + / || O \________/ + / / || + / / || + /_____/__, || + *------'---------' ~~ + Sitting Bull Bull's Eye + + + + _________________________ + (___) / ...The President then \ + (o o) / had to take into serious \ + /-------\ / ----| consideration what implica- | + / | ||O \ tions it would have for.../ + * ||,---|| \_________________________/ + ~~ ~~ + Bull-etin from the White House. + + + ________________________________________________ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ + %% %% %% %% + || || || || + || || || || + || || _ (_) \o/ || || + || || /|_|(_) | || || + ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____ + + The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to + vicious beasts... + + _ + | \ (___) + | \ (__) (__) (~ ) + *----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o) + | ______ |\/ /-------$/ /-------$/ + |___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | || + / / \____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------| + / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^ + > > MacCow MosCow + + Stelth Cow + + * + vv vv / + ||____M__||/ + || || (__) + /\||_______|| (xx) + (Xx) \/ + (--) + Cow by Georgia O'Keefe + Dead Cow + (__) + (oo) + \/ + /\ + __/---\ //\\ + <__/-(__) o/||\o + (oo) (oo) //o||\\\ + /-------\/ /--\/ o///||o\\o + / | || / -- || + * ||----|| || ===== + ^^ ^^ + A Christmas Cow-el + The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter + (Saddam Holstein) + + + + (__ (__) (__) | | (__) + (oo) (--) (--) | | (--) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\ + / | || / | L |----< o / | D |--------| M | \ + * ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ + | | + Cow owned by + Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows + + + \\ // + \\( )// (__) + (o o) ( ) /(oo)\ + \ / (oo) / \/ \ + / \ ##########\/ / /\ \ + | | # ######## # / / \ \ + \___/ * # ###### # | | | | + // | \\ # # # # | | | | + // \\ |___| |___| + " " Mosscow Cowderoys + Cow11 + _____ + <_____> + ( ) (==) | + (oo) __ /------\/- * + /---*-.---\/ (oo) / | | \/| + / |* . * .|| /-------\/ * | | + * ||------|| : :: |===|===| + ~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^ + ^^ ^^ + Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day + + + / + /\ / + \/ (__) / \ | / + || <`'> / \ | / + (_||_) \/ /^ _____ ___ _____ + __\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \ + | /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\ / \ + __\xx/__| I____I | || + /ww\ ,---( _ ) . ||----|| + /| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo + |^ ^| || + ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter + == + + COW giving birth The Ninja Cow + + + + + * (__) + \ (oo) ________(__)_ + \---------------\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_) + | 0.0 | | _______\/ | /*__*\ + |---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_ + | C CE ^ - | | | \/--( \|==|/ ) + | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ / + | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | | + | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ / + | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^ + | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY" + ||-----------|| |_____________| + ^^ ^^ + Cow-culater Cow-culator + + + + (__) (__) (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/ + / | || / | || /| || /| || + * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + COW-comitant + + + (__) (__) (__) (__) + ($$) (&&) (YY) (%%) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | || / | || / | || / | || + * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y + USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow + + + + _____________ + | | + | INDIANA 45 | + | | | + | PURDUE 52 | | + |_____________| | + ______|====\ + \/\/\/ \\ + \/\/ \\ + \\ + \\ + (__) __ \\ + (oo) /)(\ \\ + * / \/_/~\__/ || + \ / __/~ || + \/ / || + | _/ || + | | || + ~ ~ ------ + Hoosier + Cow + + + . . + . . (__) + (___) . (___) . (oo) + (o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=? + \ / . \ / . / ! !! + Q.. Q.. * !!----!! + ^^ ^^ + smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts + + + (__) (__) + (00) ( ) + /----------------\/ \/---------------\ + / | | | | \ + * ||-----------|| |||----------||| * + ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ + SIDE VIEWS + + | | + | | + | | + | | + | | + * | + ^^^ ^^^ + BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW + + + ^ (___) + _- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*| + _________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\ + " /| \ / U | + (__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | / + |@@| | | // + \/`--------.__/ | C/ + | / \---/ + //`---\/|| |/\ | + || || || || + || || + || || + Helicowpter + + Cool Cow + + + (__) (__) | + (oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o + /---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | || + / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----|| + * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured + mobile phone. by head-shrinkers + + + ((( )))) + (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man ! + ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ / + ( ( ( )))) | | _/ + ( ( / ) ) ) O O / + ( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / - + ( : // ) ) ~ + : : / \ + : : O / | | \ + : : ( | | ) + : : \ \___/ / + : : (__) W/ \W + : : (oo) /|_n_| + : : ----\/ / || || + : : :: | () () + : : ---:: * || || + ------------^^ VV VV + Newton's Cow + (aka Mooton) Bart Cow + + + + + __ + >(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing + (oo) color according to the action you should take. + /-------\/ + / | || If this cow appears to be: + * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead + MAGIC DESISION + MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining. + + AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal + + GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control + + BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on. + + BLACK (on white): Lucky git! + + ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's, + quickly! + + + + /~~\ + + ) ( \__/ O O + ( o)\ ========== o_o_o + * \o / / {__} \ (___) + \ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___) + \----- || \ \ \/ / (___) + $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00 + ||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ | + ~~ ======== \_o + + Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II + + + ______ ___________ + : Oui? : : : + _______ `v-----' : CORNED : + : Nee! : (__) : BEEF : + `------v' (oo) :_________: + /-------\/ + / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum + * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation + ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on + the boundary conditions!" + Belgian Cow + + + (__) + (oo) + /-------\/ + / : :: (/\) + * ::----:: /oo\ (__) + XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--) + X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/ + X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__ + X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__| + XX================>> ~ ~ + Cow klux klan Cow resting + Irakean Cow + + + + ___() + COW ------------| o\ + | )O-------------- MOO + -----|____/ / + \ / + \ / (____) + \ / \( ) + \ / |\( ) + \ / \ \( ) + \ / \ \( ) + X |\ \( ) + / \ | \ \( ) + / \ \ \(____) + / \ \|_o_o_| + / \ | | + / \ | | + / ___() \ + -----| o\ \ cow chip + | |O-------------- ~MOO + BULL ---------- |____/ + + Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending) + + + + + ( ) ( ) + \ / \ / + \___/ \___/ + (o o) (o o) + /-------------\o/ /-------------\o/ + / | || / | || + * ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------|| + || || || \\ || + ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ + Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull + + __ + (__) ( ) (__) + (oo) / (oo) + _______\/ / \ _______\/ + / / \ /| | + / | || / \ / || || + * ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated + + + + (__) (__) iiiiIiiii + (oo) (oo) '|o o|` + /---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/ + /| | || / | || / | | + * |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____|| + || || * || || || || + ~~ ~~ + cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow! + (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy) + + + + \_ ^ + \ | **~~~~~~~ + _____) \___ | **~~~~~~~ + __/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~ + _/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~ + / ____ ( ) \/ | + / / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/| + /| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) | + ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ | + // / | || + [][] [][] Patriotic Cow + + + Sha-MOO + + + + /\ + / \ + / \ + | | + / * * \ + / ** * \ + / * ** \ ** + / * * \ ** ** + . . . | | * * <--- the world + . . / **** \ * * + . . . / * * \ ** ** + . . . / **** \ ** + . / * * \ + . | | + . / **** \ + . / * \ . . + . / **** \ . . + / * \ . . + / **** \ + | | . . . + | **** | + | * * | . . . + | **** | . . . + | * * | . . . + |------------------------------| . . + | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . . + . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\ + / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . . + . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ . + . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ . + / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ . + |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| . + . (______________||______________) . . + . /_\ /_\ . . . + !!! !!! + + The herd shot 'round the world. + + + (_ _) + ___ (o o) + (__) _- -_( ) + (++) /- O O + /____O/ / | || + /| || * ||-___-|| + * ||--|| ~~ ~~ + ~~ ~~ + This cow belongs to This cow belongs to + Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr + + _________(__)___ + | -------------- |\ + (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \ + (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \ + /-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| / + / | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/ + * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || || + ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~ + * + cowoperation ---------------------- + / - - - - - - - - --- / + / - - - - - - - - --- / + ---------------------- + (oooo) personal cowmputer + oo( -0 )oo + / ------------ \/ + / | | /| + / | ----\_/ | / | + > < ||| ||| / | + ||| ||| |/ | + ~~ ~~ \ | + Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__) + note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo) + hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/ + for MIT men. | / / | || + | / * ||----|| + | / ^^ ^^ + _____ * |/ breacowt! + (_____) / + ( OO )_____________ / + (/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\ + \O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD ) + | ######### | |/------------/ + | |__________| | + || | || | + || | || | + ~~~~ ~~~~ + Saddam moo-sein + + + + @ + (__) (__) _____/ + /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ * + _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * - + /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * - + [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * - + \__/ \__/ + + Cow-mobile + + + + + (()) (()) |||| + (oo) (oo) + /------\/ (OO) /------\/ + /| | /------\/ /| | + * ||----|| /| | * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ + ^^ ^^ + Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow + getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!) + + + /\ + / \ (__) __ + (oo) (oo) (oo) + /------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/ + /| | /|o | o | /| | + * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + + "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow + + + + o o - - + + O Moo!!!! + + ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow + + + + + + Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car + ___ + [___] ____|___|____ + (o o) / [__] \ + /------------\-/ / (oo) \ + / | ||^ |V / |\/| \ + | | <**> | |-----------------| + * -----/\------ | Cow-Price | + || O O || |_________________| + || || \_________________/ + || || | | | | + oo oo |__| |__| + (With gun and Handcuffs) + (it's a Cow-Price) + (Classic of course) + + + + \ / + \ / + (__) \ (__) / + /\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) / + // == \ // == / + / | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| / + * || || \ * || || / + ^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/ + Silly cow + (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley. + + + + ___ __ __ _ + (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) // + \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) // + ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ // + ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ==== + `-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) // + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ + beecows Cownan the barbarian + + + (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) + /-------\/ /-----------------\/ + / | || / | /qwertyuiop \|| + * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; || + ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ || + sliced cow ^^ ^^ + keyboard-cower + + + ( ) + (oo) + /--------\/ + / || || + * ||------|| + || || + ( ) || || + (oo) || || | | | | + /--------\/ || || || || || || + / || || || || || || || || + * ||------|| || || || || * ||------|| + || || || || || || \ || || + || || || || || || \--------/\ + || || || || || || (oo) + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( ) + high cow very high cow broken very high cow + + __ (__) + (__) (__) (oo) + (\/) (oo) < vv > + /-------\/ /-------\/____) / \ + / | || / |______ | | /| |\ + * || || || || __ / |( )| \ + ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \ + cow san /___||__||_*_\ + Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~ + Cownt Dracula + + (__) ( ) + * ` (OO)' (00) // + \_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___// + || ||_. ` /---\_/---\ + %_/ ~-----\ ------------------ + ~ l l + l___________l + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l + // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l + - - + Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant + + + \ ,_________________./ / + (__) -/.__________________ - + oo ) \ (__) / \ + _!_/_ \ (oo) / + !--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./ + !__! ! ! \ | | + \___/ * | | + / W \ / | | + ! ! o / / / \' + ! ! /|\/' | \ + ______/_\_________________|______\ _____ + Cow from ^ ^ + Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath + + + . + . . + . . . __ __ + . ||______________________|| + . . || __________________ || + / || | (__) | || + . . / || | (oo) | || + | -|| | _\/_ | || + . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| || + (\ |\-----------------------\ + . (\ || \_______________________\ + \|| | | + . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | . + \ | |-----------| | . + . \ | PETERBILT | . + \| | + . (=========================) + |_||_| |_||_| + . \ + + . \ + + Pompano Beach or bust! + + + + ^^^ + ^^^^^^^ + ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^ + ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + *********************************** \ / + *********************************** \ / + *********************************** \ / + *********************************** \ / + \ ^(__) / + \ / (@@) / + 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__ + | | | + | | | + |__|-^- + / \ \__* + | | + ^ ^ + + + + ----------------------------------------------- + | U. S. Federal Prison | + |---------------------------------------------| + | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | + | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | | + | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | | + | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | | + | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | + | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | | + | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | | + | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | | + | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | | + ----------------------------------------------- + Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega + + + + + --------------------------------------------------------- + ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|---- + --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|- + -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|--- + ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|-- + ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.--- + ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -==== + . - - / \ ' ^ . - . + \ / . ^ - \ + ` ^ ` ` ` + Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu + + + + (__) + (OO) __ + \/ |__| + // \ | + // \ \ | + ^^ \// \ | + /-------------\ + -----------------------/ Panama \ + ----------------------/ or \ + / Bust! \ + _____________/---------------------\_____________ + / \ + / \ + \ / + \_________________________________________________/ + M1 Abrams Cow Commander + + + + (__) * + (OO) | + \/ | + // \ ----- + // \ \ / \ + ^^ \// \ / \ + // \ | | + --^^------ * / \ + \ ____ / / / \ + |||||| | \ | + |||||| / \ \ + |||||| | / | + |||||| /___________\_______\ + |||||| / + |||||| (_/) + __||||||||__ (@@) + | .,....,. | \/ + | ...,.,.. | + ------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell) + The Acowdemy Award + + ____________________________________________________________________ + | ________________________________________________________ | + | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 | + | / ........... ____ \ | + | | / \ A10806726C | | + | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | | + | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | | + | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | | + | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | | + | \ ......... _______________ ........ / | + | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 | + |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________| + + Cownterfeit + + + >>>----> *___ ______ + \ __|_**_|__ + >>>----> \ | . . | + \ _______________\ / + * ( | | US CALV| \o/ + >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- | + ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | + >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*| + . / / \ \ \ \ + . /* \ \*\ \*\ + + The CALVelry COWard + + + + ____ + | | . . + vv vv __|__|__ \ / + ||----|| * \00/ \__/ + || | / /-----------C\/C (oo) + /\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/ + (oo) / ||_________CCCC / | || + (~~) * || || * ||----|| + nn nn ^^ ^^ + Australian view of a + North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs + to "My Favorite Martian" + + + (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) + (__) >------\/------< >------\/------< + (oo) | | | | | | | | + >------\/------< | | | | | | | | + | | | | | | || | | | | || | | + | `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' | + `--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--' + | | | | | | + ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ + + "FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull + + + + (Big Mac) + (_____) _____________ + \0 0/ / \ + _________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX + / | U | \_____________/ + * | /______ _ | + || || || || + + this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs + + Any questions?? + + + . + \---) (__) * + |o o) ==== / + (---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/ + | |#| ) | / | || (o o) || + | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--|| + ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^ + //--\ || ^^(o o)--< + // | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--< + || * | / + ^^ ~ * "69" + Cowborg + + + + * * * + * + * * (__) * + * _--_ ( oo) * + _- )\ '| + * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * * + / \ \-- \ \ + *-' // / > > + > > + / / * + / / * + _ _ -- _ _ + / \ * + * / _ _ _ \ + | / \| * + | | + * | | * * + | | + | | * + | \_ _ _ /| + \ / + * \ _ _ _ / * + --- + + + "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED" + + + (__) + (__) \__\/__/ + {}\ (oo) l l + /----\----\/ l__l + / | \ |\ / l__\ + * || >-+-\ <\ / / + || | ())))) \ \ )))))) + ^^ ^ / )))) \ \)))))) + / \ / ( + bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + + Cowabunga!! + + (__) + (~~) V __ (__) (__) + /--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo) + * | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC} + >--: |----| / | || / | |---/ + | | * ||-----|| * ||----| + ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ + beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal + + + _______\ + -<| CUD \ + /-<|_______/ + (__)// / ((|)) + (oo)/ ($ $) + \// /-------\_/ * + / | / | ||__='/-----// /\|___===< | + __^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | | + oo oo oo oo `////\\\\ + + Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board + (watch out!) + + + + /\__ Sheeping sleep + @@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ Sleeping sheep + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ + @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@ /\_____ + / O \ + / \ + @@@@@@@@@@ / + Concieted @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/ + sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ + @ @@@@@@@@@@@ + ___ || || + / | ~~ ~~ + / - \ + \ @@ + @@@@@@@@@ + @@@@@@@@@@______# + @@@@@@@@@@_______# /\___ + @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @ \ Had to put this one in, + @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ really,didn't I? + @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ __ + @@@@@@@\ \ @@@@@@@@@@@ || + @ / / || || || + ~~~ ~~ ~~ || + || __ + |\\ || + ||\\ || + || \\ || + /\__ || \\|| + @@@@@@@@@@ O \ ||___\||________________________ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ ||\ || . ....\ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . . . \ + @@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . \ + ( >> >> || \|| . . . \ + ~~ ~~ \ || _______________ \ + ( \ ||______ | HIGH JUMP |_______\ + \ ||| \_____________/ | + ( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \||| || | + |||____________||______________| + || + WOOLY JUMPER. || + || + ~~ + ___ + / | + / - \ + \ @@ + @@@@@@@@@ + @@@@@@@@@@______# (_____) + @@@@@@@@@@_______# ( @ @ ) + @@@@@@@@@@@@ ---------\ / + @@@@@@@@@@@@| \O/ Sheep performing an act of buggery + @@@@@@@@@@=| | on a cow. + @@@@@@@\ \|---------|| + @ / /|| || + ~~~~~ ~~ + + + + The starsheep enterprise.... + + + (\___/) + ( O O ) + /@@\ \ / + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _________ + @@@ @@@@@@@@ _____/ + @@@ @@@@@@ __/ . . + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _/ . + @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-( _/ . . + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / . . . + _/. + /. . + /. . . + / . + /. . . + / . . + + + (\ /) + ( \_/ ) (\_/) + @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~| @@@@@@@@@@|===| + @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/ @@@@@@@@@@@@\___/ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/ + @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@ + || || || || + ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ + VULCAN SHEEP. ROBOSHEEP + + + + ~~ ~~ + || || + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DEAD SHEEP. + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/ + \/ + + ___________________ + ______________ | || | + | ZORBA'S | | || | + |Greek | | #####________#### | + | Takeaway.. | | ####| . ..|### |_ (((()))) +############################# | #####| . ..|#### |\\ ( ) + | #####| . ..|#### | \\ ( O O ) + | | ..| | \\ ___\ __ /__ + | ######| ..|##### | \\ / \__/ + | ######| ..|##### | \\ / + | ######\____/##### | \\ / /| + | ####### || ###### | \\ / / | ZORBA'S + | ' || ' | @@/ / | + | || ' | <@@/ | + |\_________________/| @@ |__________ + ######################################|********** + |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** + |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** +_______________________________________________________________________________ +_______________________________________________________________________________ +||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| +||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| +||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| + DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM. + + + + +############################################################################## +############################################################################## +____________________________/ ____ ____ ____ ____ + || || || || || | | | | |~~~~| | | + /__\ /__\ (__) (__) (__) | | |~~| | | |~~| + \~~/ \ / \ / \ / + || || || || + (\___/) ______________________________ + (O O) + @@\ /@@ + @@@@@\_/@@@@@ + /@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@ ## @@ + @@@@ ___/ / /@@@@@@@@@@@\ \ @@ ## _||_ @@@@ + C| | \ // / / @@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ || || / LA \ | |) + \__/ || @@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@ \@@@ || || | | |__| +############################################################################### +############################################################################### +||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| +|||||||||||||||||||||||||||| U N I O N B A A |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| +||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| +||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| + + BAA - TENDER. + + + + /\____ + / O \ + @@@@@@@@___/ + @@@@@@@@@@ / ( + @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/) + @@@@@@@@@@@ O | | + @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ + @@@@@@@@@@@ ############# + BAA - BER. @@@@@@@@@ ############### + || || ############### + ~~ ~~ ############### + ########## ############# + # # |\ /| + # # ||\ /|| + # # ~~ | | ~~ + ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________ + + + + + BAA - RT SIMPSON. + |\/\/\/\/| + | | + | O O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ + \ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ + \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ + \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ + | | | | + | | | | + ~~~~ ~~~~ + + + + + (\___/) + @@@@@@@@@@@| O O| + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\__/ Hic! + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U <--- Pissed BAA - stard. + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Hic! + || || |@@@| + ~~ ~~ C| | +#################### \___/ _____ +################################ _/ / \_ + _/ / \_ + / / \ + \_____________/ + |O O| + \ / + @@\ - /@@ + /@@@@\_/@@@@\\ + /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ + / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\ + / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\ + |______ @@@@@@@@@ \\ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@ + @@@@@@@@@@@@@ + @@@@@@@@@@@ + || @ || + ~~ ~~ + NAPOLEONIC SHEEP. + + (\___/) + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O O| + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / + @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / + @@ @@ \_/ + @@ @@ + @@ @@ + @@ @@ + @@ @@ Baa Stool + @@ @@ + @@ @@ + @@______@@ + @@______@@ + @@ @@ + @@ @@ + @@ @@ + + + + BAA - ROOOOOM!!! + + __________________________ + / (\__/) === \ + ___ / |O O| \ ___ + |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___| . + /________________________________\ . + || \=======*=======/ || . . + ################################## ... + .... . . .. \____________|BAA 1|_____________/ . .... + . . . .. #### ------- #### ... . . . + . ..... #### #### .. ... .. . + + + + ___ v v v ___ ___ + <*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*> + [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^= + -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " " + owl punk owl owl with antlers chinese owl flying owl + + ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ + <+,+> <@,@> <*,*> <-,-> <$,$> + [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] + -"-"- -"-"- -"--- -"-"- -"-"- + drunk owl owl junkie one legged owl shrewd owl greedy owl + _ + ___ ___ _|||_ /_\ + <#,#> <*,*> <*,*> + [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] + -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- + T-V owl owl with glasses owl with top-hat owl with fez + + ___ ___ _____ _ + <*,*> <*,*> /o \_/ | * * + [`-// [`o'] [ _ | "owl" + -"-"- -"-"- `-----' `-' + owl with sling medalion owl surreal owl owl in cave owl + + ___ ___ + <*,-> <*,*> + [`-'] [`S'] + -"-"- -"-"- + confidential owl super owl + + + (__) + (oo) U + /-------\/ /---V + / | || * |--| . +* ||----|| + ^^ ^^ + +Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. + + + + (__) )__( vv vv + (oo) (oo) ||----|| * + /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / + / | || / | || /\-------/ +* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) + ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) + +American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow + + + (__) (__) (__) + (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) + /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ + / | || / | || /| || +* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + +Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow +Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" + + + (__) (__) (__) + (OO) (@@) (xx) + /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | || / | || / | || +* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + +Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash + psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms + + + + [5m(__) [7m(__) [0m [7m [5m + [0m + [5m(oo) [7m(oo) [0m [7m [5m + [0m + [5m/-------\/ [7m/-------\/ [0m [7m [5m + [0m + [5m/ | || [7m/ | || [0m [7m [5m + [0m + [5m* ||----|| [7m* ||----|| [0m [7m [5m + [0m + [5m^^ ^^ [7m^^ ^^ [0m [7m [5m + [0m + +Cow within 100 miles Cow within 10 miles Cow within 1 mile + of Chernobull of Chernobull of Chernobull + + + + + + + (____) (____) (____) + (oo ) (o o) ( O O) + /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / + / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ + / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| + * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| + /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ + This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether + to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four + legs or eight + + + + . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards! + + (__) + (oo) (_) + /-------\/ V + / | || /G\ + * ||----|| ___[B]___ + ^^ ^^ | | + + + \ + (__) (___) + (oo) (_) (O O) + /-------\/ V \ /---------\ + / | || /G\ O || | \ + * ||----|| ___[B]___ ||-----|| * + ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ + + + + + + + +..and with its onboard floating point +and dual I and D cache buffers, the +CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any +micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!! + \ \ + \ \ + (__) (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) (oo) + \/ \/ \/ + /----\ /----\ /----\ + /| |\ /| |\ /| |\ + ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^ + | | | | |C| | | + /----\ /----\ +-+ /----\ + / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ + ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ + + + + + + + + + + + MOO Oh, how boring it must + / be to be a cow. + (__) (__) \ (__) + (oo) (oo) _______ (oo) + /-------\/ \/-------\ // ||\ \ \/-------\ + / | || || | \ _____//___||_\ \___ || | \ + * ||----|| ||----|| * ) _ _ \ ||----|| * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |_/ \________/ \___| ^^ ^^ +______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________ + + + + + + + + + +..So explain to me again how +they were able to acheive +zero wait states... + \ It's party time! + \ \ + (__) (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) (oo) + \/ \/ \/ + /----\ /----\ /----\ + /| |\ /| |\ /| |\ + ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^ + | | | | |C| [BUD]| |[BUD] + /----\ /----\ +-+ [SIX]/----\[SIX] + / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ + ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ + + + + + + + + + + + (__) (__) __) + (oo) (oo) o) + /-------\/ /-------\/ + / | O || * ||----|| +* ||----|| || || + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ +Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives +(W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk. + + + + (__) + (dd) . + /-------\/ + / | || U . +* ||----|| /---V . + ^^ ^^ * |--| . +Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave) +Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk. + + +Warning: Two of the last three are crude. + + + + (__) + __(oo) + (__) / \/ (__) (___) + milk / \\ (oo) (O O) + /-------\/ /| /-^^---\/ /--------\ / + / | || / | /| || / | ||O +* ||----|| * || ||----|| * ||@\---|| + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ +Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives +Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream. + + + + +Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification: + + + (__) (__) (__) (__) + (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) + /-----------\/ /---------\/ /-------\/ /-----\/ + / | || / | || / | || / | || U +* ||--------|| * ||------|| * ||----|| * ||--|| /---V + OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O + + Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo + + + +These are some of the various models offered: + + + __ (__) ______ (__) (__) (__) + / \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo) + / ---\/ * --\/ /| |---\/ @ ---\/ +* | || | || * |______| || /| || U + ||----|| ||--------|| ||--------|| * ||------|| /---V + OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O + +Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate + + + +Although some people like to customize their cows: + + + (__) \ + (oo) \ + /-------\/ (__) \__) + / | || /---_ (__) (oo) (oo) +* ||----|| / | -_(oo) /-----------\[] /--------\/ + OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U + O O O O || -_|| * ||--------|| * ||------||( \---V + OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O--O + +Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with + Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear + cb radio, and spoiler + custom pin-striping + + + +Then there are the luxury cows: + + + (__) + (oo) + /---------------------------------------------\/ + / | || U +* ||------------------------------------------|| /-----V + OO OO * O----O + + Stretch Limo Yugo Limo + + + +And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry: + + + /------------------------------------------ + / | | + / | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_____) + / | | ( O O ) + / | | \ / +* |________________________________________|___\ / + OO OO OO OO O . .__.,, + + The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being + run over by the 18 hoofer + + +Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies. +Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his +comfortable silk bathrobes. + + \ / \ / + \__/ (___) \__/ + (oo) (o o) (oo) + /-------\/ /---+----\ / \/-------\ + / | || / | | ||O || | \ +* ||----|| * ||-+---|| ||----|| * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + + +Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next +issues centerfold posing in front of the camera. + + (__) O + (o[o]| * (__) + /-------\/ v / (oo)v + / | ||_/ \-------\/ \ +* ||----| v____/ / \/ + ^^ ^ v___\____v/___/ + +Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful +photo graduate bovine, or what? + + + (_ _) + (__) (o o) + (oo) \ /-------\ + /-------\/ || | \ + * ||----|| ||----|| * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ +Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split + + (__) (__) * + (oo) (oo) / + /-------\/ \/-------/ + / | || || | o +* ||----|| ||----|| ooo + :: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo +Your team skates Like a pile of . . . + +(__) (__) +(oo) (oo) + \/-------\ /-------\/ + \\ \ \ / / // + \\----\\ * * //----// + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ +Shift to the left Shift to the right + + (__) + (oo) + /--\/--\ (__) + / | | \ (oo) +^ | | ^ ---\/----< + /----\ | \-+-< + / \ \ | | + ^ * ^ *__|__-+-<-< +Stand up Sit down + + (__) * (__)(__) + (xx) \ (@@)(oo) + /-------\/ >---\------\/ \/-------\ + / | || | ||>---| || \ + * ||----|| |-----|| |----|| * + ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^ +Fight, fight, fight! + \ No newline at end of file -- cgit v1.2.3