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- 1990 July 12 at 11:17 EDT
-
- To: David Walker
-
- FROM: Jeff Sharpe
-
- I thought this was pretty funny. This is a true IBM ordering
- information quote from one of their catalogues. Pass it on...
-
- This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to
- all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very
- serious. The rest of us may find it rather funny.
-
-
- __________________________________________________________________
-
- Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
-
- Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse
- fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a
- ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this
- procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by
- properly trained personnel.
-
- Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining
- the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and
- harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ
- depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be
- replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced
- using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static
- sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden
- discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be
- used immediately.
-
- It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls
- for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer
- missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing
- these necessary items.
-
- To re-order, specify one of the following:
-
- P/N 33f8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
- P/N 33f8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
-
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