From 60d2e9d3e0c744bd331dec4a39e21e195a43738b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: mjfernez Date: Sun, 24 Mar 2024 18:38:04 -0400 Subject: ADD CATS --- fun/cats.html! | 115 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 115 insertions(+) create mode 100644 fun/cats.html! (limited to 'fun') diff --git a/fun/cats.html! b/fun/cats.html! new file mode 100644 index 0000000..982578b --- /dev/null +++ b/fun/cats.html! @@ -0,0 +1,115 @@ +{% extends 'base.html' %} +{% block css%} + + + +{% endblock %} + +{% block content %} +

CATS

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+do not attempt read this page for more than ten minutes at a time. it is poorly designed and will hurt +your eyes and brain +
+comic neue is cruise control for kewl 😎. r these colors +bright enough? m i a front end dev yet? vote here +
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THE PURNEZ FAMILY 2024

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Magic
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Jazz
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Zoey
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C.A.T. STATS

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Magic
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+ Characteristics +
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  • Born 2021, Jazz's sister
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  • smol, too smol to meow correctly
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  • Doesn't care about you 99% of the time, but will yell at you to pet her
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+ Abilities +
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  • Can hide in plain sight
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  • Knows how to move the computer mouse
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  • Can bring her entire body to the lowest possible atomic energy level, freezing in + place for hours at a time
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+ Trivia +
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  • Planeswalker: runs a white-green Ajani cat deck
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  • Named for the Queen song "It's a kind of Magic"
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  • Does know real magic, but sees no need to use it
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Jazz
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+ Characteristics +
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  • Born 2021, Magic's brother
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  • Paranoid, voted most cowardly cat of 2023
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  • Hates the vet
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+ Abilities +
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  • Sleeping for an entire day so he can annoy his sister at night
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  • Purrs in odd-time signatures
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  • jazz hands
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+ Trivia +
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  • Named for the Queen album "Jazz"
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  • Cannot actually play jazz, but enjoys the guitar
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Zoey
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+ Characteristics +
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  • Born 2015
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  • actually crazy. Forced the other cats to a separate part of the house because she + won't stop fighting them
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  • Pokes you when you're not looking
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+ Abilities +
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  • Understands political protest (in the form of pooping on the floor)
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  • Full working knowledge of UPS power supplies and how to turn them off to wake me + up
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+ Trivia +
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  • Named for the alliteration with "Ziggy" (RIP), and because of David Bowie's son "Zowie + Bowie"
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  • Unclear if she ever actually sleeps or just waits
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THE OUTSIDERS

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Mama

she camera shy...

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Snape
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IN MEMORIAM

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Ziggy

(2005 - 2021) R.I.P.

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Shadow

Not a cat, but she loved them!

(2001 - 2017) R.I.P.

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