From 9ae993b3ab0f834e64e80a9592fefd0e911b286a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: mjfernez Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2023 00:19:43 -0400 Subject: Removed md directories and moved files That was confusing --- .md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt | 4526 ------------------------------- 1 file changed, 4526 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 .md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt (limited to '.md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt') diff --git a/.md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt b/.md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c3142c8..0000000 --- a/.md/thoughts/txt/textfiles.com/cowz.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,4526 +0,0 @@ - --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- - as you've NEVER seen them before! -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | || / | || / | || / | || -* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type - with milk after milking cow with milk - - - (___) (___) * (___) (___) - (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) - /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / - / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * -* ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ||,---|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ - Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull - seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc - - - - - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) - /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || -* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ - Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble - on grass on cow - - (__) (__) * (__) * (__) - (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) - /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ - * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || - ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| - ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit - a shit shit kicked out of her - - - (__) - (oo) U - /-------\/ /---V - / | || * |--| . -* ||----|| - ^^ ^^ - -Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. - - - - (__) )__( vv vv - (oo) (oo) ||----|| * - /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / - / | || / | || /\-------/ -* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) - ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) - -American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow - - - - (__) (__) (__) - (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) - /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ - / | || / | || /| || -* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - -Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow -start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" - - - (__) (__) (__) - (OO) (@@) (xx) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | || / | || / | || -* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - -Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash - psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms - - - /\ __ - / \ || - (__) (__) \ / (_||_) - SooS (oo) \/ (oo) - /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ - / | || / | || / S / | || - * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's - to George Washington this cow cow - - - (__) - * (__) (oo) - \ (oo) /------\/ - \-------\/ /| |/ | - | ==$ || / | [) || - ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to - to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday - - - (___) (__) (__) - ( O ) (oo) (oo) - /-------\ / \/--------\/ - / | ||V | | - * ||----|| ||------|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with - cow had four legs or e - - - - O__O \_|_/ - (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | || / | || - * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty - - - - (__) (__) - ^^ (oo) (--) - ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ - ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ - ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ - ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | -^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ -^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ -^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ - Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale - (What a bod, huh guys?) - - - )\ (__) - / \ (oo) - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - Cow swimming at Amityville -(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) - - - * (__) - \ (DD) - \ /-------\/ - |\ / | ||_\_/ - \ | \ (__) * ||----| - \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ - \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at - ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale - \\ || - \\|| - \|| - ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / - \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / - \_ / / / / / _______ / / - Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / - / / / (__)| / / - / / / (oo)| / / - ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | - ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| - @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| - @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ - /--UU--\/ (____________) - / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather - * ||---|| - - (New) Jersey Cow - - - O O O O - \ \ / / - \ \ (__) / - (__) \ \ (xx)/ - (DD) \ +--------+\// - /-------\/ \| | / - / | || +--------+ - * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ -Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" - at Gillies in Texas - - - o o - |__| (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo - /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ - / | || / | || / | || -* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains - male relative cow cow cow - cow - - - - - - x - xxxx|xxxx - xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx - | - // - (__) // (__) (__) - (oo)// (oo)===(oo) - /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ - / | |// / | || || | \ - * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows - - - o o (__) ^ - \ / (oo) / - \ / _____\/___/ - (__) \__/ / /\ / / - (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / - /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ - / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ - * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ - ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / - ^^ ^^ ^ ^ - - Mathematical Television This cow does Disco - Cow Cow (That's what comes of - (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) - cow-culus) Ray Tube) - - - - o - | [---] - | | - | | |------========| - /----|---|\ | **** |=======| - /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| - | | ___| |==============| - | | ___ {(__)} |==============| - \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| - \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | - ----------------- / | NASA |==== | - | | * ||------||-----^ - ----------------- || | | - / / \ \ ^^ ^ | - / ---- \ - ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon - - - - - (__) - ([][]) "I have this recurring dream - __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) - /\ \__ ^ :..("") - /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // - /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // - \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // - | | | H H || - |_____________|_____________| H H || - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ - Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard - - - ( ( ) - ( ( ) ) - ( ( ) - ( / ) - ( ( \\ ) - ( | // ) - | | (__) - | | (oo) (__) - | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ - | | || ( _)_______(__) ) - **| | ---|| \ __________/ - ``'---------^^ - Cow Hide Cow Pie - - - \ | / ___________ - ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ - | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | - | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | - | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | - | | | | | #_// | | | | | | - | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | - | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | - | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | - | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | -^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | - | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | - `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | - || |`. (__) (__) ( ) - (oo) (oo) /---V - /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | - / | || ||_______| \ - * ||W---|| || || * - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - - "Cow Town" - - - \ (__) (__) - \\(oo) (\/) - /-----\\\/ /-------\/ - / | (##) / | || - * ||----||" * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ - This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing - - - (__) (__) (__) - (\/) ($$) (**) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || -* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - -Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love - - - (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) - /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ - / |'''''|| / | || -* ||''''|| * ||----------------|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow - * - ** ** - * ** * * * ** - * / / \ * * - \ \ / \ / / (__) - * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) - / (00) / / / | |( ) - \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() - / / | || / / || || - \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ - / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles - Cow in Heat - - - (___) - (o o) - /------\ / (__) (__) - / ____O (oo) (oo) - | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ - /\oo===| / || / | || - | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO - * ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cowt in the Act low rider cow - - - - (__) \__\ (__) - (oo) o (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ - / | || / | || ||______|| -* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| - OO OO OO OO OO OO -Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow - - - (__) (__) \_||_~ - (oo) (oo) (*||*) - /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ - / | || / || / | || -* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| - OO OO OO OO OO }{ - li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow - - - ____ - (____) - .xxxx. - (__) '(oo)` - (oo) /-----'-\/ ` - /-------\/ / | |============> - / | || * ||----| (~) -* ||----|| ~~ ~ - ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi - holy cow armed and dangerous - - - (___) (___) - (o o) (o o) - /-------\ / /-------\ / - / | ||O / | O~ ||O -* ||,---|| * ||,---|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull - - - - - - (---) - ( ) - /-----\ (___) - | | (o o) - | | | (-----) \ / - | | | / / \ O - | * | * | O | - ^^ ^^ ----- - Coward Phone Bull - - - - |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) - . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ - . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || - !!! !!! : ||----|| - : ^^ ^^ - The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow - - - - - - - ...---... - ../ / | \ \.. - ./ / / | \ \ \. - / / / | \ \ \ - / / / | \ \ \ - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | /(__) - \|/ (oo) - /---++--\/ - / | || || - * ||-++-|| - ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron - - - - - ..---.. (__) - / \ (oo) - | RIP | /-------\/ - | | / | || - | | * ||----|| - | | ^^ ^^ - | | - \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// - - Elvis's Cow.....Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? - - - (__) - (oo) - /---+ +--\/ - / | | | || - * ||-+ +-|| - ^^ ^^ * - - David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow - - - - (__) - (oo) - /-------\/ - / | || - * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ - (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ \/-------\ - / | || -^^- || | \ - * ||---- -^^- || * - ^^ ^^ - (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ \/-------\ - / | || || | \ - * ||----|| ||----|| * - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Barnum's Troupe of performing cows - - - - (__) _--------_ - (oo) |__________| BIG - /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC - / | 007 || __________ - * ||----|| |_ _| - ^^ ^^ -------- - Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow - - - (__) - (oo) - /'^^^-m - (__) / '' ` ) - (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| - / \/ / / _ / | | | | - / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| - ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || - * ^ ^ * ww ww - - Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula - - - - - _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- - o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ - | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! - |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ - -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * - \ | __________________________________/ - | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / - / /\ \ \___/ \___/ - / / \ \ - ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? - - - (__) (__) (__) (----------) - (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) - /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) - /| || /| || /| || - * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - -Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all nighter - - - * (__) (__) (__) (__) - \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) - \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ - //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ - ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ - Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking - - - - (__) - (oo) (__) o * (__) - \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) - ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ - ---/ --** / | / | | - *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| - //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - - | - | - | - |(push) - | - (__) |=====| - (==) \ - /-\/-\ \ - /| |\ \ - ^ | | ^====~~~~==== \ - | | \ - /----\ \ - / \ \ O O O O - ^ * ^ === / / - \ \ (__) / - Cow-abunga Dudes \ \ (xx)/ - \ +--------+\// - \| | / - +--------+ - - Cow-a-bungee - - ______________ - | D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__) - | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) - | COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - |____________| / | || / | || / | || / | || - || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - ______||_______ - | EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__) - |_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) - || /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - || / | || / | || / | || / | || - || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | || / | || / | || / | || -* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type - with milk after milking cow with milk - - (___) (___) * (___) (___) - (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) - /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / - / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O -* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ - Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull - seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) - /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || -* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ - Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble - on grass on cow - - (__) (__) * (__) * (__) - (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) - /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ - * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || - ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| - ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit - a shit shit kicked out of her - - - (__) - (oo) U - /-------\/ /---V - / | || * |--| . -* ||----|| - ^^ ^^ - -Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. - - - - (__) )__( vv vv - (oo) (oo) ||----|| * - /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / - / | || / | || /\-------/ -* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) - ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) - -American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow - - - - (__) (__) (__) - (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) - /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ - / | || / | || /| || -* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - -Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow -start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" - - - (__) (__) (__) - (OO) (@@) (xx) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | || / | || / | || -* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - -Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash - psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms - - - /\ __ - / \ || - (__) (__) \ / (_||_) - SooS (oo) \/ (oo) - /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ - / | || / | || / S / | || - * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's - to George Washington this cow cow - - - (__) - * (__) (oo) - \ (oo) /------\/ - \-------\/ /| |/ | - | ==$ || / | [) || - ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously - to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer - - - (___) (__) (__) - ( O ) (oo) (oo) - /-------\ / \/--------\/ - / | ||V | | - * ||----|| ||------|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with -the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle - - - (__) (__) - [##] (@o) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) - / | || / | || / | || (oo) - * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ - This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to - to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman - - - (____) (____) (____) - (oo ) (o o) ( O O) - /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / - / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ - / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| - * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| - /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ - This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether - to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four - legs or eight - - (__) - (__) (oo) (__) - (oo) /\/ (oo) - /-------\/ /--/-- \/----- - / | || / | `-. / | `-. -* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - OO OO OO OO OO OO - - Cow-vertible . . . - - - (__) -*_ *_ ( oo *_ - \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__) - \.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____ - ||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \ - OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO - - Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse) - - - * (___) * (___) (__) - \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo) - \-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________ - | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______ - ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| -- - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ - Twins Cow Catcher - - (__) - (__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__) - (oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo) - /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/ - / | || / | || / | || / | || -* ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - ^^ ^^ - Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird - Cow Cow - - - (^^) ( (oo) (__) - (oo) ) (OO) (oo) - /-------==--- /------\--/ /------|||||| - / | || / | || / | UX` \||/ -* ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ - Groucho's Harpo's Karl's - cow cow cow - (yes, that's the Russian symbol. - Use your imagination.) - - - O__O \_|_/ - (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | || / | || - * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty - - - - (__) (__) - ^^ (oo) (--) - ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ - ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ - ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ - ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | -^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ -^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ -^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ - Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale - (What a bod, huh guys?) - - - )\ (__) - / \ (oo) - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - Cow trying out for a part - in the new JAWS movie - - * (__) - \ (DD) - \ /-------\/ - |\ / | ||_\_/ - \ | \ (__) * ||----| - \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ - \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at - ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale - \\ || - \\|| - \|| - ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / - \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / - \_ / / / / / _______ / / - Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / - / / / (__)| / / - / / / (oo)| / / - ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | - ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| - @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| - @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ - /--UU--\/ (____________) - / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather - * ||---|| - - (New) Jersey Cow - - - O O O O - \ \ / / - \ \ (__) / - (__) \ \ (xx)/ - (DD) \ +--------+\// - /-------\/ \| | / - / | || +--------+ - * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ -Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" - - - o==+-- - | |\ \ - | | \ \ ____________________ - | \ \ \ | | - | \ \ \ | +------------+ | - | \ \ \ | | (__) | | - | \ \ \| | (oo) | | - | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | | - | \ \| | | \/ \ | | - /---\ \ | +------------+ | - / \ \| | - | | | | - \ / | | - \---/ | | - | | - -------------------------- - ( ) - -------------------------- - - Cow-struction worker. - - | - /---\ - : = : - : : - :,','. '. : :---\ - ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : : - - Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker. - - - o o - |__| (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo - /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ - / | || / | || / | || -* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains - male relative cow cow cow - cow - x - xxxx|xxxx - xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx - | - // - (__) // (__) (__) - (oo)// (oo)===(oo) - /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ - / | |// / | || || | \ - * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows - - - o o (__) ^ - \ / (oo) / - \ / _____\/___/ - (__) \__/ / /\ / / - (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / - /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ - / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ - * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ - ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / - ^^ ^^ ^ ^ - - Mathematical Television This cow does Disco - Cow Cow (That's what comes of - (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) - cow-culus) Ray Tube) - - o - | [---] - | | - | | |------========| - /----|---|\ | **** |=======| - /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| - | | ___| |==============| - | | ___ {(__)} |==============| - \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| - \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | - ----------------- / | NASA |==== | - | | * ||------||-----^ - ----------------- || | | - / / \ \ ^^ ^ | - / ---- \ - ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon - - - (__) - ([][]) "I have this recurring dream - __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) - /\ \__ ^ :..("") - /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // - /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // - \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // - /====== \/ =======/==============// - *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ - / \ ^ // \\ - - Psycowlogist and patient - - - (___) - \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) - \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / - *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ - ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ - ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] - \______/ \_____\\// - \__/ - It's a bird... //\\ The Boss - It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) - // // - ^^ ^^ - - - ================== - _____________________________ H H - | |-------------| H (__) H - | | ________ | H (oo) H __ - | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ - | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | - | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / - | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || - | | ^ | H H || - | | ] | H H || - | | | H H || - |_____________|_____________| H H || - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ - Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard - - - ( ( ) - ( ( ) ) - ( ( ) - ( / ) - ( ( \\ ) - ( | // ) - | | (__) - | | (oo) (__) - | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ - | | || ( _)_______(__) ) - **| | ---|| \ __________/ - ``'---------^^ - Cow Hide Cow Pie - - - \ | / ___________ - ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ - | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | - | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | - | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | - | | | | | #_// | | | | | | - | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | - | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | - | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | - | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | -^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | - | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | - `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | - || |`. (__) (__) ( ) - (oo) (oo) /---V - /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | - / | || ||_______| \ - * ||W---|| || || * - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - - "Cow Town" - - - \ (__) (__) - \\(oo) (\/) - /-----\\\/ /-------\/ - / | (##) / | || - * ||----||" * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ - This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing - - - (__) (__) (__) - (\/) ($$) (**) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || -* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - -Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love - - - (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) - /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ - / |'''''|| / | || -* ||''''|| * ||----------------|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow - * - ** ** - * ** * * * ** - * / / \ * * - \ \ / \ / / (__) - * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) - / (00) / / / | |( ) - \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() - / / | || / / || || - \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ - / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles - Cow in Heat - - - (___) - (o o) - /------\ / (__) (__) - / ____O (oo) (oo) - | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ - /\oo===| / || / | || - | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO - * ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cowt in the Act low rider cow - - - (__) \__\ (__) - (oo) o (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ - / | || / | || ||______|| -* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| - OO OO OO OO OO OO -Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow - - - (__) (__) \_||_~ - (oo) (oo) (*||*) - /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ - / | || / || / | || -* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| - OO OO OO OO OO }{ - li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow - - - ____ - (____) - .xxxx. - (__) '(oo)` - (oo) /-----'-\/ ` - /-------\/ / | |============> - / | || * ||----| (~) -* ||----|| ~~ ~ - ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi - holy cow armed and dangerous - - - (___) (___) - (o o) (o o) - /-------\ / /-------\ / - / | ||O / | O~ ||O -* ||,---|| * ||,---|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull - - - (---) - ( ) - /-----\ (___) - | | (o o) - | | | (-----) \ / - | | | / / \ O - | * | * | O | - ^^ ^^ ----- - Coward Phone Bull - - - - - | | | | * - | | (__) | | \ (__) - | | (oo) | | \ (oo) - | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- - | | / | || | | ----| |--- - | | * ||----|| | | -------- - | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ - | _________________ | _________________ - | / | / - | | | | - | | | | - | | | | - | | | | - | | | | - | | | | - | | | | -/ \ / \ - -Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. - - - | | - | | - | | - | | - | | - | \_________________ - | _________________ - | / - | | - | | - | | - | | - | | - | | (__) - | | *---------(..) -/ \ ^^----^^\/ - -The attempt results in an udder disaster. - - - . /\ . . : (__) - . / \ . . : (xx) - / \ . . * : __------\/ - / \ * : * ||____|| - | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ - . /| (oo) |\ ** : - / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger - . / |=|==|=| \ . * : - . / | | | | \ . : - / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) - |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) - . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ - . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || - !!! !!! : ||----|| - : ^^ ^^ - The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow - - - ...---... - ../ / | \ \.. - ./ / / | \ \ \. - / / / | \ \ \ - / / / | \ \ \ - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | /(__) - \|/ (oo) - /---++--\/ - / | || || - * ||-++-|| - ^^ ^^ - - Cow surviving attack by Red Baron - - - ..---.. (__) - / \ (oo) - | RIP | /-------\/ - | | / | || - | | * ||----|| - | | ^^ ^^ - | | -\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// - - Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? - - - (__) - (oo) - /---+ +--\/ - / | | | || - * ||-+ +-|| - ^^ ^^ * - - David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow - - - - (__) - (oo) - /-------\/ - / | || - * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ - (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ \/-------\ - / | || -^^- || | \ - * ||---- -^^- || * - ^^ ^^ - (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ \/-------\ - / | || || | \ - * ||----|| ||----|| * - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Barnum's Troupe of performing cows - - - - (__) _--------_ - (oo) |__________| BIG - /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC - / | 007 || __________ - * ||----|| |_ _| - ^^ ^^ -------- - Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow - - - The cow that didn't jump - over the moon. - ------------------------ ! - ! - ^ - / \ Hey diddle diddle - /___\ The cat and the fiddle - |= =| The cow blew up on the - | | launch pad... - | | - ROCKET, | | - TAKING OFF | | - TOTALLY \\ | | - OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | | - THE FACT THAT // | | - THERE IS A | | - COW ON THE | | - LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\ - / |##!##| \ - / |##!##| \ - | / ^ | ^ \ | - | / ( | ) \ | - |/ ( | ) \| - (( )) - (( : )) - (( : )) - (( )) - (( )) - ( ) - . * - . - _ _ * - * \\ *= // - COW BLOWING \\ \\ =* // - UP,ON THE ||||||>> * * ( __ ) - LAUNCH PAD // * * * . _ (oo) * - // *= *= * BOOM * () - // *= * * * ==* \\ - ________________________________________________ = * \\ - ============================================== - // // !! \\ \\ - // // || \\ \\ - - - (__) - (oo) - /'^^^-m - (__) / '' ` ) - (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| - / \/ / / _ / | | | | - / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| - ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || - * ^ ^ * ww ww - - Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula - - - ____ ____ |+++++| -|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| -|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| -|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ -| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| ------(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- - o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ - | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! - |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ - -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * - \ | __________________________________/ - | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / - / /\ \ \___/ \___/ - / / \ \ - ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? - - - (__) (__) (__) (----------) - (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) - /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) - /| || /| || /| || -* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - -Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter - - -* (__) (__) (__) (__) - \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) - \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ - //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ - ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ -Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking - - - (__) - (oo) (__) o * (__) - \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) - ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ - ---/ --** / | / | | - *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| - //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - //__ Cow Cow pooing - Cow marching standing - - - Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! - (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ - ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ - /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// - - - ______ - (__) | | (__) - (oo) | | ($$) - ----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/ - || / | || / | IRS || - ---|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant - - - (___) (___) (___) - (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) - \ / \ / \ / - __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ - /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: - \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ - - Cowed Forces - \ _ / - - ( ) - /\ - / " \ /| | (__) - (__) / | | (oo)\ - ________(oo) /____| | \/| \ - /| \/ / \/ | \ - / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \ - * || || |__________| ||| ____\---* - ^^ ^^ - Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice - - - ) ( _ - (____) / \ (__) ==========I - / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I - (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I - ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I - /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I - / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I -* ||----|| ~~ ~~ - ~~ ~~ - Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo - - ______________________ _______________________ - | | | | - | (__) | | (__) | - | (oo) | | (oo) | - | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----| - | / | || | | || / | | - | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--| - | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ | - |--------------------| |---------------------| - Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 - - (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) - ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __ - /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/| - |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_|| - |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___|| - |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/ - - Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989 - - - ______________(__)_________________ (__) - /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo) - | \/ || \/ - _|_ _|| || - /__/_______________________________/__/| || - ( ) ( )| || - | |________________________________| | | || - \_____________________________________/] /------- / - [] [] [] / | || - * ||----|| - COW-CH ^^ ^^ - Cowraffe - - * * - \ / - \ / - /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/ - / (__) \ +----------+ - | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | | - |^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | | - | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | | - | |-----//---------||----| | | | - | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+ - ^||^ ^||^ || || - - "COWCH POTATO" - +------------+ + - | B A T E S | (__) o - | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /| ----------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / | -|\ \ W------ | | ( ) v -| ---------- *---- ====; ( ) -| | (__) | \ / ( ) -\ | (oo) | \ | ( ) - \ | \/ | \+ | ( ) - ---------- + ( ) - Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | - o o - Psycho Cow (with knife) - (__) - (oo) ------------------------- _______________________ - /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /| - / | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / | -* ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| - ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)| - The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | - |(__) \ / (__)| - \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| - \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// - /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / - Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) / - trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ - / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\// - ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) / - \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / - \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) / - \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/ - \ \/_________\/ / \ \// - \/___________\/ \:/ - / \ - / \ - - (__) (__) (______) (__) - (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) - /--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/ -/ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | || - |--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)|| - | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - ^^ ^^ -cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's - loss program the program Cow Cow - - - (___) - ( OO - ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______ - | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | - | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| | - | | | | - | | (__) | | - | __________ | (oo) | __________ | - | | | | \/-------\ | | | | - | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | | - | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | | - | | (oo) | | (oo) | | - | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ | - | | - | | - ( ______ ) - ( / \ ) - ( / \ ) - ( | | ) - | | | | - | | | | - |_________________________|________|______________| - \ \ - \ \ - \ \ - \ \ (__) - \ \ (oo) / - /---\----\/ / - / | \ || * (__) / - * ||---\-\\ \ ( OO / - ~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/> - ^^ ^^ | \===/> - \\_____// | /______/ / - || | _________\\_\\_____/____________________ - /\------\ ^ ^ / - (oo) \ / - (--) * / - -Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking - - ______________________ - | |\ - | (__) | | - | (oo) | | - | \/ | | - | / \ \ | | - ///////// \_ \_/////// | - | | / | | (__) - | /++++++< | | _____(oo) - |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ - | * | \_\_ | | / | || - _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____ - - cow-lliope in the circus parade - - * - \ - w \ w (__) - \\ /\ // (oo) - \\/ \// \/ - | | (__) >--( )--< - |(__)| (oo) / \ - \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---< - //\/\\ <| |> v /\ v - || || \ \/ / | (oo) | - ||__|| |\/\/| \(^^)/ - /^^ ^^\ /----\ | | - / ======== \ / \ | | - / \ /* * * \ / \/ \ - |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ | - \ / || || ^ / ^ - \ ======== / ^^ ^^ * - \ _____ / -Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus - - - (__) -'`- "Here's - (oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing - /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you, - / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!" - * ||----| / ====================== | \___[' - ^^ ^ || || | || - Cowncillor his cowch |____|- - | | - ~ ~ - (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt - (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ - / | || =================== || | \ -* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * - ^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__) - A game of cowntract bridge (oo) - / \/ ____________ - / \===^__| | - ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________| - (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | - (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | | - /-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | | - / | || | \-/ | | | | - * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart - ^^ ^^ ---------------------- - Just a humble cownoisseur - - - (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) - (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) - \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) - \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ - \/ - a cownfluence - - _______ - (__( .-< | | | - (oo) | |___|___| - ___\/___| |\_____/| - | | | | | - | | | |_______| - >-' | | _ | _ | - *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| - / \ / | || |_______| (__) - / \ * ||----|| | | (++) - ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/ - Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow - - _ - ________|@|________ - | POLICE BOX | __ - |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/ - |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) - || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ - ||-----|| | | /| | /| | - ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----|| - | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow - | _____ | (__) - || || (oo) --------- - || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > - || ||B-9 \ | --------- - ||_____||______\| - |_______|_______| - ---------------- - a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | - ( ----0 ---------------- - (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_ - |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O - ________\_/ / /oooooo\ - | | | /oooooooo\ - # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ - || || /____________\ - ^^ ^^ - RoboCow a Dalek Cow - - __________________ ___________________ ___________________ - /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\ - /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- - \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/ - \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - Ronald McDonald's Cows - - @ @ - @@@ @ - @@ @ - Pffii @@@@ @@ - ___________D @@@@@@ - |________ | _______ - (__) | / \ / - ( oo /~| | __ \ / - /\_|// | | / \ | | - _/____/__| | | | | | - | ___/-----------------_| (__) - | / \ \ \ `(oo) - | / \ | | |\/ - | | O | / / __ / - |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) - \ / | o | \\\ _( )_ - ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____ - - Cow Express Suicidal Cow - - o _____________ - /\ / \ - [__] ( take off, eh! ) - __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ - \/----///\ /-------\/ - */\______(xx) / | ||__| - ( ) * ||----| U - ^^ ^ -Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow - - - o o o o o o -o o o o o o o o o o - o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o - O ) ( ) ( ) ( -o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__) - (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o - /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || -* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o - ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry - - ___ - _/...\ *==\ ________________ - __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ - /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | - / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ - * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ - ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | - || --+_+- || -Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- -- - | |_ | |_ - /\ |____| |____| - / O\ Santa Cows - / , \ - / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ - -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ - / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | - /, , \ / \ o| o| / - / O O \ / \ / - -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - / O , \ / / . - / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. - / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. - / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. - ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. - ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || - || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ - Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * - ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - Christmas Cowols - - O - O O O - O * - Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ - _____________________| |_____ /||o\ - /______________________________\ /|o|||\ - ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ - ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ - ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ - /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ - / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | - * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo -oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - - - |----------------------| /\ - | | /\ /\/ \ - | | / \/ / \/\ - | | / \ \ - | | ---------------------------- - |______________________| - \/ - |----------------------| o-@@ - |______________________| - Minimalist Dead Cow - ---------------------- - Mark Rothko Cow - /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><> - \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** - (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ - ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))( - /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$ ------------------------------------------------- - (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow - ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | - /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________ ------------------------------------------------- | (__) | - (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) | - ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ | - /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | ------------------------------------------------- | * ||----|| | - (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ | - ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | - /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | ------------------------------------------------- -------------------- - Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow - - - oo -- - \/ - - - cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow - - - II - ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ - ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) - |\ `v' \ + II (00) - | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ - | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) - |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) - | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ - \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ - (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- - (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II - II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- - - What cows think when people MOO at them - - - /\\ ^ (__) (__) - /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) - _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ - / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ - | /|I I| | ==== | | - ^/ |I I| | | | | - | |I I| /| _ \ / \ - | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ - | |_____| * || || \\ - ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_) - -cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell. - - - (!!) _/\_ \_\ - !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) - !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ - !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| - * || || * || || * || || - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ -Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow - - - (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) - /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ - / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) - / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) - * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) - ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) - (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^ - || || || || - || || || || - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR" - - /\ - / \ __ ________ ------ - DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====| - MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| - \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *| - / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ - * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| - ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^ - Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege - - - (__) - (oo) - /-------\/ # # - / | || \\ // -* ||----||\ \\ // - ^^ ^^ \ \ --- / - \ | | - | | | - | | | - | / \_/ \ (__) - | // \\ <--(xx)--#- - | // \\ /\ - ___________\|/___________ - Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party - - - ___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - |\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^ - || . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis - - - ___________________________ - | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) - | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo) -_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/ -| | | || -| _____ _____ | ||----|| -|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo) - |___| |___| - Cow-pooling rollerscating cow - - __ o oo o - (__) \||/ - (__) (__) (___) - (__) (oo) (oo) (o o) - ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / - ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O - | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| - ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow - - ( ) - (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| - (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) - /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/ - / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | ||| -* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || ||| - ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| - ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^ - Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows - - - (__) (__) - / oo ______ / @@ ______ - | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ - | |___ | | | |___ | | - | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| - * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | - \ | |_____ | |_____ - \|________| *____/|________| - - CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter - - - - (__) (__) - / -- ______ / .\/. ______ - | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ - | |___ | | | |___ | | - | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| - | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | - | |_____ \ | |_____ - *____/|________| \|________| - - CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler - - - \\ \\ - \\ \\ - / \ / \ - / \ / \ - \ \ \ \ - \ \(__) \ \(__) - *--> (oo) *--> (oo) - / / \/ o / / \/ - / / / / - \ / o \ / - \ / \ / - // // - // o // - - B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run - - - ___ - / \ ( ) Happy -| \ |--| Mooosic! (__) -| | \ /__ (oo) -+----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) -|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> -|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ -| | | / / | ^^ / | || -o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ - Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow - - - (__) +=============================+ - (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | - ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | - __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) - / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) -|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ - | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | - \ / \ / ------------------------------------ - --- --- - COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars - - __ _________ __ _________ - ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ - / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) - ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ - \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) - ( @ @ / ( (---) / - (_____/\____) (_____/\____) - o o - o o - o o - (__) (__) - /----(uu) /----(uu) - *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s -/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) - |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// - ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) - Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage - - - (__) o o * (__) - (oo) o o \ (OO) - /-------\/==o o \-------\/ - / | || ____ [] | || - * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| - ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ - Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started - the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. - - __// \__ |\__|\ - /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | - /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ - | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ - | |___ | | | |___ | | - | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| - * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | - \ | |_____ | |_____ - \|________| *____/|________| - - CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter - - - - (__) (__) - / -- ______ / .\/. ______ - | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ - | |___ | | | |___ | | - | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| - | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | - | |_____ \ | |_____ - *____/|________| \|________| - - CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler - - - \\ \\ - \\ \\ - / \ / \ - / \ / \ - \ \ \ \ - \ \(__) \ \(__) - *--> (oo) *--> (oo) - / / \/ o / / \/ - / / / / - \ / o \ / - \ / \ / - // // - // o // - - B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run - - - ___ - / \ ( ) Happy -| \ |--| Mooosic! (__) -| | \ /__ (oo) -+----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) -|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> -|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ -| | | / / | ^^ / | || -o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ - Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow - - - (__) +=============================+ - (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | - ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | - __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) - / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) -|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ - | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | - \ / \ / ------------------------------------ - --- --- - COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars - - __ _________ __ _________ - ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ - / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) - ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ - \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) - ( @ @ / ( (---) / - (_____/\____) (_____/\____) - o o - o o - o o - (__) (__) - /----(uu) /----(uu) - *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s -/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) - |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// - ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) - Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage - - - (__) o o * (__) - (oo) o o \ (OO) - /-------\/==o o \-------\/ - / | || ____ [] | || - * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| - ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ - Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started - the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. - - __// \__ |\__|\ - /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | - /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ - / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / - / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ - ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) - /\ // \ /\ | | - / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ -------- - * \( )/ * || || - \_ _// nn nn - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that - the vice president has a -(__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does -(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) - \/ \/ \/ \/ (__, - (+o) -(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\' -(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ - \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o - == == -- - Cownting... This cow plays hockey - - - /. - moo /`'\ . - (__) MOO! ` / ./ \.. - (oo) / ../ .' \. - /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ - / | || ./ ./ ./ \ - * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. --------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \ - \ / / / - Ech-cow (echo) - - ________________ (__) - ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! - (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// - /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____ - / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW -* ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES - ^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \ -Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/ - - * . . , - . . * . . - . * - \ / , (__) , , - - * - ( . | - . / \ , . \/ . - - . - . / \\ , | - , * * / /\\ - . /\\ / . . - * . / \\ . . - _|_ , . , / , * - | . , . * , . . - . , . . . * . - - The Milky Way - - - \ / ________________________________ - \/ / \ - (__) /\ | At times likes these you | - (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | - _\/_ // O \________________________________/ - * ( ) // O - \ (\\ // o - \( \\ ) o (__) - ( \\ ) /\ (oo) - ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\ - |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/) - \|_______________//____________| \<>/ - ||| || //|| ||| - ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\ - || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / - . . ( ^ ) __/______/ - '.'.` \_O_/ - COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow - - - (_ ~ - _) / ~ - ( - - | =s -O | * - | O \ \ - | - | \ | - - - | - -) - Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. - - - (__) ---_ -(__) _______________* (oo) /| \ -(xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__) - \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo) - * ------ ~~ \____ \/ - Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef) - - - (__) - (oo) - \/ \___/ - / / \\ (0 0) - / /\\ \ / - /\\ / v - / / \\ | - / <-------|-------> - / * | - |\ | - / | \ / __|__ - \\ \ \/ \/ - / \\ \ \/ \/ - / \\___\ \/ \/ - / \\ __|__ - / \\ \ / - / / / \\ |\ /| - / \\ | V | - / / \\ | | - / \\ | | - / \\ W W - \\ - ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing - =========================================== at Malibu wearing a - O) O) special cow bikini. - The dreaded cowtapult - - - (__) (___) ** ((__)) - (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) - (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// - | \/ | ( /*) | | || || - | | || || | | |||----||| - (___) ^^^ ^^^ -Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an - FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake - - - (( _ _ (___) (__) - ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) - _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ - /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \ - / ||____| \/^ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| * -* || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/ - ^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. - "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) - - - ______________________________________________________ - | | - _______ | | - / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | - / /(__) || | | - ________/ / |OO| || | | - | |-------|| | | -(| | -.|| |_______________________ | - | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ | -/| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ -\|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ - | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | - \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ - - "The Moo-vers are here!" - - - -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__) - *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) - - \------\/ \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ---- | | | // | // | // | || - - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| - oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - - Roller Cow Cows in polonaise - - - -------------/ - / - / - / - / - / - / (__) -^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) - - \ / ____ - |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/ - (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O | - /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ / - / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/ -* ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| -- - ^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael -Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev - - - (*) (*) - (__) ^ ^ (__) - (oo) | | | @(oo)@ - [..] | = | [..]@@ -\ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ - || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== || - || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || - ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| - |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| - | \ | | | | / | - = * = = = = * = - cows having candlelight dinner - - (___) - (o o) - ( ** ) __\_/__ - |e e| //^^*^^\ \___/ - \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O) - OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / - | * * * \ \ |=====| / O - /**************** * "|_____|" - // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming - || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" - || || || || |_|_| - v| v| v| v| ^ ^ - Haute Cowture COWNT - - |\ - |[] |\ - (__) | |[] |\ - (--) | (__) | |[] |\ - * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[] - | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) | - | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) | - \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| - _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / | - -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------| - \_/ \_/ o |===========| | ------------------ o |================| - Cowazaki COW-WARD o o - - - ______________________________ - / \ - ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) - \________________ ____________/ - ) ) () - (__) // ( ) - (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ ) - /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo) - /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/|||| - / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || ||| -* ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| | - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi - - (__) |====| - /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/ - / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/ -* ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | || - ^^ ^^ \/ * ||----|| * ||----|| - ___/ ___/ ^^ ^^ - Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher -(with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) - - - /\ __ - {__} _[__]_ - (oo) /(oo)\ - /-------\/ /------@\/@ - / | + || / | |@@ - * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow - - _____ _________________ - / \ / \ -( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) - \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__) - ( ( ) ) >(==) - \\ // )__( /-\/-\ - \ (__) / (oo) /( )\ - (oo) \/-------* ^ ( ) ^ - /-------\/ || | \ ( ) - / | || ||----|| \ /----\ - * ||----|| vv vv / \ \ - ^^ ^^ ^ * ^ - COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga - - ^^ ^^ - O (___) || * ||----|| - | (o o) || \ | || - (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\ - |\/| O | || (oo) - | | | || ( ) - / v-' || >< - /==========| ( ) - // || (oo) - ,------._(__) || || /-------\/ - * | \ ( oo || || / | || -vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ - COWTOW Bi-cow molecule - - (__) (__) - () () _____| oo | |oo| - ()() / | /----|-|__|-| - (oo) / | / | || - /-------UU /____________| * ||----|| - / | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ -* ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up - ^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein -Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween - - - (__) |\/| (__) - (oo) (oo) >(==) - __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/ - / | || / | || / | || -* ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ - Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2) - (very handy) portable COW - - - _______________________ - |^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a ) - | | ( doctor, not a butcher!) - @| Oo (---------------------)) - (MM) | ._> (__) ) - (oo) \ / (oo) - /-------\/ /--------- /-------\/ - / | || / | || / I * II - * ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow - - - - ________________ (__) - // (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo) - // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/ - // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\ - / ============||=======\\ * // \\ - (| |- ||- ||) - |________|_____||________||/ *********** - \-( O )----------( O )--/ **** *** - --- --- *** * - ****o - Cowpool ****** - *** - *** * - (__) *** *** - (oo) ****** - /-------\/___()~ - / | || Cow jumping over the moon - * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ - Cow smoking a pipe - - - o o o o o o o - o o o o o o o o - (__) o o o o o o - (oo) o o o o o o - /-------\/___() o o o o - / | || - * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ - Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe - - - - * * * o @ ~ * - * * * , o * * * - (__) * * * . * o - (oo) * * ) . * - /-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ * - / | || ( - * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ - Cow star-gazing - - - | - \|/ - ----*---- - /|\ - | - - (__) - (oo) - /-------\/ - / | || - * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ - - Cow wishing upon a star - - - - - - ________ _______ - (__) / \ (__) / \ - (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! ) - /-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/ - / | || / | || - * ||----|| * ||----|| - ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - A Cow-mon Dyslexic - Mistake Cow @@@@@ - @@\0 0/@@ - (o o) - ___________________________ ** |U| ** - / / / / ***( )*** - / /__________/ / // \ / \\ - / / // *** \\ - / / ******* - / / *********** - / / *************** - / 3.5" 135tpi / ******************* - /__________________________/ ********************* - ********************* - Cow Stored as Binary - Information. Cow Belle - - - - (___) (___) (___)(___) - (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o) - /------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\ - / ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \ - ( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( ) - /\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\ - | || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || | - * || || || ||| || * || || || || * - ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - - Cows at a garden party - - - - * (__) . - \ (oo) .' - ...\------\/ '. - (__) (__) . (__) || (__) - (oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo) - /-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/ - / | || / | |\/ / | || \| || - * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><---->< - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling - pissed off pissed on pissed - - - (__) * (__) * (__) ( ) - (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( ) - /-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( ) - / | || . | || / \\ ( ) ) - * ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( ) - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where - give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before - - (__) (__) s * )__( - (oo) (@@) s / (oo) - /-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/ - / | || / | || /------(xx) | | - * ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \ - WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^ - Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow - long grass grass - - (__) (__) (___) * (___) - (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ / - / | || / | || / | |O | |O - * ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--|| - ^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^ - Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after - drink mistake calf went away - - - (__) * (__) (__) (__) - (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/ - / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) || - * ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ - Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of - above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow - (with due accowlades - to Gary Larson - -\ /- (The Far Side)) - '\/' - (oo) _________ - /------- \/ | \ /| - ./ | , | - -X- - | - |------| |/______\_| - --|------|---------|------- - /---------------------------\ - / __ \\ - // / \ __ \\\ - /// / \ \\\\ - - Highland Cow - - - ________ \ - |########| \ - |########| \ - --------\ \ - (__) | \ - (oo) | \ ______________________ - \/ | | | - /+++\ o | | - /+++++\ | ____ | - ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | | - / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| | - ~~ ~~ \ | ---- | - \ | | - \ | | - In"cow"tinent \|------------------------ - - - - - (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ - - A well adjust(1)ed Cow - - - (__) - (oo) - ^^ ^^ - /-------\/ - / | || - * ||----|| - - An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow - - - - >ysP -"JlAe B x - - A compress(1)ed Cow - - - awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files] - - An awk(1)ward Cow - - - begin 644 cow - M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\ - ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H* - end - - uuencoded cow - - - __ - _|__|_ - (oo) - /-------\/ - / |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun) - * ||----| - ^^ ^ - - this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where - the hell is the horse then ?', let me - inform u that it too needs recreation and - has gone to play man-shoes !! - - - - ___________________________ - | | (__) \ - | | (oo) | - | | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom - | | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS - | | * ||----|| / - | | ~~ ~~ | - | |___________________________/ - - - - - /----------------------------------------------------------------------- - |[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __ - / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| | - | | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_ - |--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |---- - | | | | | - +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======---- - - Cow-st liner - - - - _-_ - (__) [ ] - (oo) /-_- - \/-------/ - || | - ||----|| - ~~ ~~ - (__) * - (oo) - /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________ - / | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| - * ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|| - ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| - - _-_ - [ ] (__) - -_-\ ( ) - \-------- - | || - ||----|| - ~~ ~~ - Andrei Ag-cow-si - - - - - (__)___________________________________________________________(__) - (oo) (oo) - \/_____________________________________________________________\/ - - Cowaxial Cable - - - - (__) (__) - ( V V ) (oo) - (>O O<) /-------\/ - ( A A ) / | || - /-------\/ * ||----|| - / | || | \ | \ - * ||----|| V> V> V> V> - ^^ ^^ - Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow - - - - ++ ++ - +||---||+ - (__) | 1 2 3 | (__) - (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo) - /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__ - / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/ - * ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/ - ^^ ^ ^^ ^ - Cattle call Cow punch - - - (__) / _ - (oo) / / \ - -\/-/ | + | - /\__/_| (___) |___| - / / (o o) (o o) - | / /_______\ / /-------\ / - \ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O - | | * || || * ||,---|| - ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull - - - ___ ___ - \ \ \ \ - (___) ___\__\__\__\__ - (o o) | O O O O O O| - --\ /----+-------------+-------/ - | O / - \ / - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - Steerage - - ___________________ - ___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY ) - _|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - v v ( uu| ' - / (___) \ /\_c| - | (o o) | / \ C#=}~| - \_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____ - | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz | - | | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/ - /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O - / \ | / \| * ||,---|| - ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^ - | | || || Bulldozer - \ \ || || - ID ID - Le Bullet Russe - Dick Tracy's Cow - - - - | ================================== - | = = - | = _____ = - | = ______ / \ = - | = / \ | \ = - | = / ||\ (__) = - |## (__) m m = (__) __ || \ (oo) = - | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||(__) \/ = - | ## |\/ / / = \/ (__) ||(oo) = - | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ = - | ## \ \ / / = \/ || = - | ## \ / / = || = - | ## \ / / = || = - | ## \-- = || = - | ## | = || = - | ## --* = || = - |____________##_______________ = || = - ## = || = - ## = = - ## = cow-cow nut = - ## = = - ## = = - ## ================================== - ## - ## - ## - ## - - Cow-sine wave - - - Cow tipping: - - Step 1. Step 2. - (__) - (--) - /-------\/ O--------O_ - / | || /| :: |_) - * ||w---|| * O--------O - ~~ ~~ - - * - (__) ________ * * - (oo) ====________| * * - /-------\/ /\ - / | || / \ * - * ||----|| / \ - ~~ ~~ / \ - - A Cowsmologist - - - \ / _ /\ ` `_______ ` ` - /\/______\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ ` - | (__) /(`')\ ` |(__) ` - *---|______(^^) /-------\/ ` |(oo) ` - \/ / | || ` ` J \/ ` - * ||----|| - Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway - (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year) - - - (___) ________ - .____ (o o) / \ ) - / \ / --| UGGGGH! | - / || O \________/ - / / || - / / || - /_____/__, || - *------'---------' ~~ - Sitting Bull Bull's Eye - - - - _________________________ - (___) / ...The President then \ - (o o) / had to take into serious \ - /-------\ / ----| consideration what implica- | - / | ||O \ tions it would have for.../ - * ||,---|| \_________________________/ - ~~ ~~ - Bull-etin from the White House. - - - ________________________________________________ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ - %% %% %% %% - || || || || - || || || || - || || _ (_) \o/ || || - || || /|_|(_) | || || - ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____ - - The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to - vicious beasts... - - _ - | \ (___) - | \ (__) (__) (~ ) - *----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o) - | ______ |\/ /-------$/ /-------$/ - |___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | || - / / \____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------| - / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^ - > > MacCow MosCow - - Stelth Cow - - * - vv vv / - ||____M__||/ - || || (__) - /\||_______|| (xx) - (Xx) \/ - (--) - Cow by Georgia O'Keefe - Dead Cow - (__) - (oo) - \/ - /\ - __/---\ //\\ - <__/-(__) o/||\o - (oo) (oo) //o||\\\ - /-------\/ /--\/ o///||o\\o - / | || / -- || - * ||----|| || ===== - ^^ ^^ - A Christmas Cow-el - The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter - (Saddam Holstein) - - - - (__ (__) (__) | | (__) - (oo) (--) (--) | | (--) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\ - / | || / | L |----< o / | D |--------| M | \ - * ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| * - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ - | | - Cow owned by - Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows - - - \\ // - \\( )// (__) - (o o) ( ) /(oo)\ - \ / (oo) / \/ \ - / \ ##########\/ / /\ \ - | | # ######## # / / \ \ - \___/ * # ###### # | | | | - // | \\ # # # # | | | | - // \\ |___| |___| - " " Mosscow Cowderoys - Cow11 - _____ - <_____> - ( ) (==) | - (oo) __ /------\/- * - /---*-.---\/ (oo) / | | \/| - / |* . * .|| /-------\/ * | | - * ||------|| : :: |===|===| - ~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^ - ^^ ^^ - Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day - - - / - /\ / - \/ (__) / \ | / - || <`'> / \ | / - (_||_) \/ /^ _____ ___ _____ - __\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \ - | /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\ / \ - __\xx/__| I____I | || - /ww\ ,---( _ ) . ||----|| - /| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo - |^ ^| || - ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter - == - - COW giving birth The Ninja Cow - - - - - * (__) - \ (oo) ________(__)_ - \---------------\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_) - | 0.0 | | _______\/ | /*__*\ - |---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_ - | C CE ^ - | | | \/--( \|==|/ ) - | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ / - | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | | - | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ / - | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^ - | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY" - ||-----------|| |_____________| - ^^ ^^ - Cow-culater Cow-culator - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/ - / | || / | || /| || /| || - * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - COW-comitant - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) - ($$) (&&) (YY) (%%) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | || / | || / | || / | || - * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y - USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow - - - - _____________ - | | - | INDIANA 45 | - | | | - | PURDUE 52 | | - |_____________| | - ______|====\ - \/\/\/ \\ - \/\/ \\ - \\ - \\ - (__) __ \\ - (oo) /)(\ \\ - * / \/_/~\__/ || - \ / __/~ || - \/ / || - | _/ || - | | || - ~ ~ ------ - Hoosier - Cow - - - . . - . . (__) - (___) . (___) . (oo) - (o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=? - \ / . \ / . / ! !! - Q.. Q.. * !!----!! - ^^ ^^ - smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts - - - (__) (__) - (00) ( ) - /----------------\/ \/---------------\ - / | | | | \ - * ||-----------|| |||----------||| * - ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ - SIDE VIEWS - - | | - | | - | | - | | - | | - * | - ^^^ ^^^ - BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW - - - ^ (___) - _- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*| - _________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\ - " /| \ / U | - (__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | / - |@@| | | // - \/`--------.__/ | C/ - | / \---/ - //`---\/|| |/\ | - || || || || - || || - || || - Helicowpter - - Cool Cow - - - (__) (__) | - (oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o - /---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | || - / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----|| - * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured - mobile phone. by head-shrinkers - - - ((( )))) - (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man ! - ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ / - ( ( ( )))) | | _/ - ( ( / ) ) ) O O / - ( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / - - ( : // ) ) ~ - : : / \ - : : O / | | \ - : : ( | | ) - : : \ \___/ / - : : (__) W/ \W - : : (oo) /|_n_| - : : ----\/ / || || - : : :: | () () - : : ---:: * || || - ------------^^ VV VV - Newton's Cow - (aka Mooton) Bart Cow - - - - - __ - >(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing - (oo) color according to the action you should take. - /-------\/ - / | || If this cow appears to be: - * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead - MAGIC DESISION - MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining. - - AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal - - GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control - - BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on. - - BLACK (on white): Lucky git! - - ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's, - quickly! - - - - /~~\ + - ) ( \__/ O O - ( o)\ ========== o_o_o - * \o / / {__} \ (___) - \ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___) - \----- || \ \ \/ / (___) - $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00 - ||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ | - ~~ ======== \_o - - Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II - - - ______ ___________ - : Oui? : : : - _______ `v-----' : CORNED : - : Nee! : (__) : BEEF : - `------v' (oo) :_________: - /-------\/ - / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum - * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation - ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on - the boundary conditions!" - Belgian Cow - - - (__) - (oo) - /-------\/ - / : :: (/\) - * ::----:: /oo\ (__) - XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--) - X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/ - X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__ - X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__| - XX================>> ~ ~ - Cow klux klan Cow resting - Irakean Cow - - - - ___() - COW ------------| o\ - | )O-------------- MOO - -----|____/ / - \ / - \ / (____) - \ / \( ) - \ / |\( ) - \ / \ \( ) - \ / \ \( ) - X |\ \( ) - / \ | \ \( ) - / \ \ \(____) - / \ \|_o_o_| - / \ | | - / \ | | - / ___() \ - -----| o\ \ cow chip - | |O-------------- ~MOO - BULL ---------- |____/ - - Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending) - - - - - ( ) ( ) - \ / \ / - \___/ \___/ - (o o) (o o) - /-------------\o/ /-------------\o/ - / | || / | || - * ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------|| - || || || \\ || - ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull - - __ - (__) ( ) (__) - (oo) / (oo) - _______\/ / \ _______\/ - / / \ /| | - / | || / \ / || || - * ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated - - - - (__) (__) iiiiIiiii - (oo) (oo) '|o o|` - /---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/ - /| | || / | || / | | - * |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____|| - || || * || || || || - ~~ ~~ - cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow! - (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy) - - - - \_ ^ - \ | **~~~~~~~ - _____) \___ | **~~~~~~~ - __/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~ - _/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~ - / ____ ( ) \/ | - / / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/| - /| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) | - ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ | - // / | || - [][] [][] Patriotic Cow - - - Sha-MOO - - - - /\ - / \ - / \ - | | - / * * \ - / ** * \ - / * ** \ ** - / * * \ ** ** - . . . | | * * <--- the world - . . / **** \ * * - . . . / * * \ ** ** - . . . / **** \ ** - . / * * \ - . | | - . / **** \ - . / * \ . . - . / **** \ . . - / * \ . . - / **** \ - | | . . . - | **** | - | * * | . . . - | **** | . . . - | * * | . . . - |------------------------------| . . - | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . . - . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\ - / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . . - . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ . - . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ . - / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ . - |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| . - . (______________||______________) . . - . /_\ /_\ . . . - !!! !!! - - The herd shot 'round the world. - - - (_ _) - ___ (o o) - (__) _- -_( ) - (++) /- O O - /____O/ / | || - /| || * ||-___-|| - * ||--|| ~~ ~~ - ~~ ~~ - This cow belongs to This cow belongs to - Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr - - _________(__)___ - | -------------- |\ - (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \ - (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \ - /-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| / - / | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/ - * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || || - ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~ - * - cowoperation ---------------------- - / - - - - - - - - --- / - / - - - - - - - - --- / - ---------------------- - (oooo) personal cowmputer - oo( -0 )oo - / ------------ \/ - / | | /| - / | ----\_/ | / | - > < ||| ||| / | - ||| ||| |/ | - ~~ ~~ \ | - Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__) - note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo) - hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/ - for MIT men. | / / | || - | / * ||----|| - | / ^^ ^^ - _____ * |/ breacowt! - (_____) / - ( OO )_____________ / - (/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\ - \O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD ) - | ######### | |/------------/ - | |__________| | - || | || | - || | || | - ~~~~ ~~~~ - Saddam moo-sein - - - - @ - (__) (__) _____/ - /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ * - _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * - - /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * - - [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * - - \__/ \__/ - - Cow-mobile - - - - - (()) (()) |||| - (oo) (oo) - /------\/ (OO) /------\/ - /| | /------\/ /| | - * ||----|| /| | * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ - ^^ ^^ - Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow - getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!) - - - /\ - / \ (__) __ - (oo) (oo) (oo) - /------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/ - /| | /|o | o | /| | - * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - - "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow - - - - o o - - - - O Moo!!!! - - ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow - - - - - - Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car - ___ - [___] ____|___|____ - (o o) / [__] \ - /------------\-/ / (oo) \ - / | ||^ |V / |\/| \ - | | <**> | |-----------------| - * -----/\------ | Cow-Price | - || O O || |_________________| - || || \_________________/ - || || | | | | - oo oo |__| |__| - (With gun and Handcuffs) - (it's a Cow-Price) - (Classic of course) - - - - \ / - \ / - (__) \ (__) / - /\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) / - // == \ // == / - / | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| / - * || || \ * || || / - ^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/ - Silly cow - (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley. - - - - ___ __ __ _ - (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) // - \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) // - ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ // - ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ==== - `-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) // - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ - beecows Cownan the barbarian - - - (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) - /-------\/ /-----------------\/ - / | || / | /qwertyuiop \|| - * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; || - ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ || - sliced cow ^^ ^^ - keyboard-cower - - - ( ) - (oo) - /--------\/ - / || || - * ||------|| - || || - ( ) || || - (oo) || || | | | | - /--------\/ || || || || || || - / || || || || || || || || - * ||------|| || || || || * ||------|| - || || || || || || \ || || - || || || || || || \--------/\ - || || || || || || (oo) - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( ) - high cow very high cow broken very high cow - - __ (__) - (__) (__) (oo) - (\/) (oo) < vv > - /-------\/ /-------\/____) / \ - / | || / |______ | | /| |\ - * || || || || __ / |( )| \ - ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \ - cow san /___||__||_*_\ - Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~ - Cownt Dracula - - (__) ( ) - * ` (OO)' (00) // - \_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___// - || ||_. ` /---\_/---\ - %_/ ~-----\ ------------------ - ~ l l - l___________l - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l - // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l - - - - Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant - - - \ ,_________________./ / - (__) -/.__________________ - - oo ) \ (__) / \ - _!_/_ \ (oo) / - !--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./ - !__! ! ! \ | | - \___/ * | | - / W \ / | | - ! ! o / / / \' - ! ! /|\/' | \ - ______/_\_________________|______\ _____ - Cow from ^ ^ - Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath - - - . - . . - . . . __ __ - . ||______________________|| - . . || __________________ || - / || | (__) | || - . . / || | (oo) | || - | -|| | _\/_ | || - . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| || - (\ |\-----------------------\ - . (\ || \_______________________\ - \|| | | - . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | . - \ | |-----------| | . - . \ | PETERBILT | . - \| | - . (=========================) - |_||_| |_||_| - . \ - - . \ - - Pompano Beach or bust! - - - - ^^^ - ^^^^^^^ - ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^ - ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - *********************************** \ / - *********************************** \ / - *********************************** \ / - *********************************** \ / - \ ^(__) / - \ / (@@) / - 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__ - | | | - | | | - |__|-^- - / \ \__* - | | - ^ ^ - - - - ----------------------------------------------- - | U. S. Federal Prison | - |---------------------------------------------| - | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | - | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | | - | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | | - | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | | - | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | - | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | | - | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | | - | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | | - | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | | - ----------------------------------------------- - Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega - - - - - --------------------------------------------------------- - ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|---- - --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|- - -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|--- - ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|-- - ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.--- - ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -==== - . - - / \ ' ^ . - . - \ / . ^ - \ - ` ^ ` ` ` - Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu - - - - (__) - (OO) __ - \/ |__| - // \ | - // \ \ | - ^^ \// \ | - /-------------\ - -----------------------/ Panama \ - ----------------------/ or \ - / Bust! \ - _____________/---------------------\_____________ - / \ - / \ - \ / - \_________________________________________________/ - M1 Abrams Cow Commander - - - - (__) * - (OO) | - \/ | - // \ ----- - // \ \ / \ - ^^ \// \ / \ - // \ | | - --^^------ * / \ - \ ____ / / / \ - |||||| | \ | - |||||| / \ \ - |||||| | / | - |||||| /___________\_______\ - |||||| / - |||||| (_/) - __||||||||__ (@@) - | .,....,. | \/ - | ...,.,.. | - ------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell) - The Acowdemy Award - - ____________________________________________________________________ - | ________________________________________________________ | - | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 | - | / ........... ____ \ | - | | / \ A10806726C | | - | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | | - | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | | - | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | | - | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | | - | \ ......... _______________ ........ / | - | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 | - |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________| - - Cownterfeit - - - >>>----> *___ ______ - \ __|_**_|__ - >>>----> \ | . . | - \ _______________\ / - * ( | | US CALV| \o/ - >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- | - ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | - >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*| - . / / \ \ \ \ - . /* \ \*\ \*\ - - The CALVelry COWard - - - - ____ - | | . . - vv vv __|__|__ \ / - ||----|| * \00/ \__/ - || | / /-----------C\/C (oo) - /\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/ - (oo) / ||_________CCCC / | || - (~~) * || || * ||----|| - nn nn ^^ ^^ - Australian view of a - North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs - to "My Favorite Martian" - - - (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) - (__) >------\/------< >------\/------< - (oo) | | | | | | | | - >------\/------< | | | | | | | | - | | | | | | || | | | | || | | - | `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' | - `--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--' - | | | | | | - ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ - - "FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull - - - - (Big Mac) - (_____) _____________ - \0 0/ / \ - _________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX - / | U | \_____________/ - * | /______ _ | - || || || || - - this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs - - Any questions?? - - - . - \---) (__) * - |o o) ==== / - (---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/ - | |#| ) | / | || (o o) || - | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--|| - ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^ - //--\ || ^^(o o)--< - // | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--< - || * | / - ^^ ~ * "69" - Cowborg - - - - * * * - * - * * (__) * - * _--_ ( oo) * - _- )\ '| - * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * * - / \ \-- \ \ - *-' // / > > - > > - / / * - / / * - _ _ -- _ _ - / \ * - * / _ _ _ \ - | / \| * - | | - * | | * * - | | - | | * - | \_ _ _ /| - \ / - * \ _ _ _ / * - --- - - - "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED" - - - (__) - (__) \__\/__/ - {}\ (oo) l l - /----\----\/ l__l - / | \ |\ / l__\ - * || >-+-\ <\ / / - || | ())))) \ \ )))))) - ^^ ^ / )))) \ \)))))) - / \ / ( - bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - - Cowabunga!! - - (__) - (~~) V __ (__) (__) - /--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo) - * | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC} - >--: |----| / | || / | |---/ - | | * ||-----|| * ||----| - ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ - beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal - - - _______\ - -<| CUD \ - /-<|_______/ - (__)// / ((|)) - (oo)/ ($ $) - \// /-------\_/ * - / | / | ||__='/-----// /\|___===< | - __^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | | - oo oo oo oo `////\\\\ - - Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board - (watch out!) - - - - /\__ Sheeping sleep - @@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ Sleeping sheep - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ - @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@ /\_____ - / O \ - / \ - @@@@@@@@@@ / - Concieted @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/ - sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ - @ @@@@@@@@@@@ - ___ || || - / | ~~ ~~ - / - \ - \ @@ - @@@@@@@@@ - @@@@@@@@@@______# - @@@@@@@@@@_______# /\___ - @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @ \ Had to put this one in, - @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ really,didn't I? - @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ __ - @@@@@@@\ \ @@@@@@@@@@@ || - @ / / || || || - ~~~ ~~ ~~ || - || __ - |\\ || - ||\\ || - || \\ || - /\__ || \\|| - @@@@@@@@@@ O \ ||___\||________________________ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ ||\ || . ....\ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . . . \ - @@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . \ - ( >> >> || \|| . . . \ - ~~ ~~ \ || _______________ \ - ( \ ||______ | HIGH JUMP |_______\ - \ ||| \_____________/ | - ( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \||| || | - |||____________||______________| - || - WOOLY JUMPER. || - || - ~~ - ___ - / | - / - \ - \ @@ - @@@@@@@@@ - @@@@@@@@@@______# (_____) - @@@@@@@@@@_______# ( @ @ ) - @@@@@@@@@@@@ ---------\ / - @@@@@@@@@@@@| \O/ Sheep performing an act of buggery - @@@@@@@@@@=| | on a cow. - @@@@@@@\ \|---------|| - @ / /|| || - ~~~~~ ~~ - - - - The starsheep enterprise.... - - - (\___/) - ( O O ) - /@@\ \ / - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _________ - @@@ @@@@@@@@ _____/ - @@@ @@@@@@ __/ . . - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _/ . - @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-( _/ . . - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / . . . - _/. - /. . - /. . . - / . - /. . . - / . . - - - (\ /) - ( \_/ ) (\_/) - @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~| @@@@@@@@@@|===| - @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/ @@@@@@@@@@@@\___/ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/ - @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@ - || || || || - ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - VULCAN SHEEP. ROBOSHEEP - - - - ~~ ~~ - || || - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DEAD SHEEP. - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/ - \/ - - ___________________ - ______________ | || | - | ZORBA'S | | || | - |Greek | | #####________#### | - | Takeaway.. | | ####| . ..|### |_ (((()))) -############################# | #####| . ..|#### |\\ ( ) - | #####| . ..|#### | \\ ( O O ) - | | ..| | \\ ___\ __ /__ - | ######| ..|##### | \\ / \__/ - | ######| ..|##### | \\ / - | ######\____/##### | \\ / /| - | ####### || ###### | \\ / / | ZORBA'S - | ' || ' | @@/ / | - | || ' | <@@/ | - |\_________________/| @@ |__________ - ######################################|********** - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** -_______________________________________________________________________________ -_______________________________________________________________________________ -||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| -||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| -||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| - DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM. - - - - -############################################################################## -############################################################################## -____________________________/ ____ ____ ____ ____ - || || || || || | | | | |~~~~| | | - /__\ /__\ (__) (__) (__) | | |~~| | | |~~| - \~~/ \ / \ / \ / - || || || || - (\___/) ______________________________ - (O O) - @@\ /@@ - @@@@@\_/@@@@@ - /@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@ ## @@ - @@@@ ___/ / /@@@@@@@@@@@\ \ @@ ## _||_ @@@@ - C| | \ // / / @@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ || || / LA \ | |) - \__/ || @@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@ \@@@ || || | | |__| -############################################################################### -############################################################################### -||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| -|||||||||||||||||||||||||||| U N I O N B A A |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| -||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| -||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| - - BAA - TENDER. - - - - /\____ - / O \ - @@@@@@@@___/ - @@@@@@@@@@ / ( - @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/) - @@@@@@@@@@@ O | | - @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ - @@@@@@@@@@@ ############# - BAA - BER. @@@@@@@@@ ############### - || || ############### - ~~ ~~ ############### - ########## ############# - # # |\ /| - # # ||\ /|| - # # ~~ | | ~~ - ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________ - - - - - BAA - RT SIMPSON. - |\/\/\/\/| - | | - | O O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ - \ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ - \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ - \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ - | | | | - | | | | - ~~~~ ~~~~ - - - - - (\___/) - @@@@@@@@@@@| O O| - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\__/ Hic! - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U <--- Pissed BAA - stard. - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Hic! - || || |@@@| - ~~ ~~ C| | -#################### \___/ _____ -################################ _/ / \_ - _/ / \_ - / / \ - \_____________/ - |O O| - \ / - @@\ - /@@ - /@@@@\_/@@@@\\ - /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ - / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\ - / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\ - |______ @@@@@@@@@ \\ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@ - @@@@@@@@@@@@@ - @@@@@@@@@@@ - || @ || - ~~ ~~ - NAPOLEONIC SHEEP. - - (\___/) - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O O| - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / - @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / - @@ @@ \_/ - @@ @@ - @@ @@ - @@ @@ - @@ @@ Baa Stool - @@ @@ - @@ @@ - @@______@@ - @@______@@ - @@ @@ - @@ @@ - @@ @@ - - - - BAA - ROOOOOM!!! - - __________________________ - / (\__/) === \ - ___ / |O O| \ ___ - |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___| . - /________________________________\ . - || \=======*=======/ || . . - ################################## ... - .... . . .. \____________|BAA 1|_____________/ . .... - . . . .. #### ------- #### ... . . . - . ..... #### #### .. ... .. . - - - - ___ v v v ___ ___ - <*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*> - [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^= - -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " " - owl punk owl owl with antlers chinese owl flying owl - - ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ - <+,+> <@,@> <*,*> <-,-> <$,$> - [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] - -"-"- -"-"- -"--- -"-"- -"-"- - drunk owl owl junkie one legged owl shrewd owl greedy owl - _ - ___ ___ _|||_ /_\ - <#,#> <*,*> <*,*> - [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] - -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- - T-V owl owl with glasses owl with top-hat owl with fez - - ___ ___ _____ _ - <*,*> <*,*> /o \_/ | * * - [`-// [`o'] [ _ | "owl" - -"-"- -"-"- `-----' `-' - owl with sling medalion owl surreal owl owl in cave owl - - ___ ___ - <*,-> <*,*> - [`-'] [`S'] - -"-"- -"-"- - confidential owl super owl - - - (__) - (oo) U - /-------\/ /---V - / | || * |--| . -* ||----|| - ^^ ^^ - -Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. - - - - (__) )__( vv vv - (oo) (oo) ||----|| * - /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / - / | || / | || /\-------/ -* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) - ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) - -American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow - - - (__) (__) (__) - (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) - /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ - / | || / | || /| || -* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - -Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow -Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" - - - (__) (__) (__) - (OO) (@@) (xx) - /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | || / | || / | || -* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - -Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash - psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms - - - - [5m(__) [7m(__) [0m [7m [5m - [0m - [5m(oo) [7m(oo) [0m [7m [5m - [0m - [5m/-------\/ [7m/-------\/ [0m [7m [5m - [0m - [5m/ | || [7m/ | || [0m [7m [5m - [0m - [5m* ||----|| [7m* ||----|| [0m [7m [5m - [0m - [5m^^ ^^ [7m^^ ^^ [0m [7m [5m - [0m - -Cow within 100 miles Cow within 10 miles Cow within 1 mile - of Chernobull of Chernobull of Chernobull - - - - - - - (____) (____) (____) - (oo ) (o o) ( O O) - /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / - / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ - / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| - * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| - /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ - This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether - to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four - legs or eight - - - - . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards! - - (__) - (oo) (_) - /-------\/ V - / | || /G\ - * ||----|| ___[B]___ - ^^ ^^ | | - - - \ - (__) (___) - (oo) (_) (O O) - /-------\/ V \ /---------\ - / | || /G\ O || | \ - * ||----|| ___[B]___ ||-----|| * - ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ - - - - - - - -..and with its onboard floating point -and dual I and D cache buffers, the -CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any -micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!! - \ \ - \ \ - (__) (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) (oo) - \/ \/ \/ - /----\ /----\ /----\ - /| |\ /| |\ /| |\ - ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^ - | | | | |C| | | - /----\ /----\ +-+ /----\ - / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ - ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ - - - - - - - - - - - MOO Oh, how boring it must - / be to be a cow. - (__) (__) \ (__) - (oo) (oo) _______ (oo) - /-------\/ \/-------\ // ||\ \ \/-------\ - / | || || | \ _____//___||_\ \___ || | \ - * ||----|| ||----|| * ) _ _ \ ||----|| * - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |_/ \________/ \___| ^^ ^^ -______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________ - - - - - - - - - -..So explain to me again how -they were able to acheive -zero wait states... - \ It's party time! - \ \ - (__) (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) (oo) - \/ \/ \/ - /----\ /----\ /----\ - /| |\ /| |\ /| |\ - ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^ - | | | | |C| [BUD]| |[BUD] - /----\ /----\ +-+ [SIX]/----\[SIX] - / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ - ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ - - - - - - - - - - - (__) (__) __) - (oo) (oo) o) - /-------\/ /-------\/ - / | O || * ||----|| -* ||----|| || || - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ -Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives -(W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk. - - - - (__) - (dd) . - /-------\/ - / | || U . -* ||----|| /---V . - ^^ ^^ * |--| . -Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave) -Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk. - - -Warning: Two of the last three are crude. - - - - (__) - __(oo) - (__) / \/ (__) (___) - milk / \\ (oo) (O O) - /-------\/ /| /-^^---\/ /--------\ / - / | || / | /| || / | ||O -* ||----|| * || ||----|| * ||@\---|| - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ -Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives -Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream. - - - - -Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification: - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) - (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) - /-----------\/ /---------\/ /-------\/ /-----\/ - / | || / | || / | || / | || U -* ||--------|| * ||------|| * ||----|| * ||--|| /---V - OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O - - Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo - - - -These are some of the various models offered: - - - __ (__) ______ (__) (__) (__) - / \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo) - / ---\/ * --\/ /| |---\/ @ ---\/ -* | || | || * |______| || /| || U - ||----|| ||--------|| ||--------|| * ||------|| /---V - OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O - -Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate - - - -Although some people like to customize their cows: - - - (__) \ - (oo) \ - /-------\/ (__) \__) - / | || /---_ (__) (oo) (oo) -* ||----|| / | -_(oo) /-----------\[] /--------\/ - OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U - O O O O || -_|| * ||--------|| * ||------||( \---V - OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O--O - -Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with - Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear - cb radio, and spoiler - custom pin-striping - - - -Then there are the luxury cows: - - - (__) - (oo) - /---------------------------------------------\/ - / | || U -* ||------------------------------------------|| /-----V - OO OO * O----O - - Stretch Limo Yugo Limo - - - -And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry: - - - /------------------------------------------ - / | | - / | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_____) - / | | ( O O ) - / | | \ / -* |________________________________________|___\ / - OO OO OO OO O . .__.,, - - The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being - run over by the 18 hoofer - - -Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies. -Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his -comfortable silk bathrobes. - - \ / \ / - \__/ (___) \__/ - (oo) (o o) (oo) - /-------\/ /---+----\ / \/-------\ - / | || / | | ||O || | \ -* ||----|| * ||-+---|| ||----|| * - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ - - -Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next -issues centerfold posing in front of the camera. - - (__) O - (o[o]| * (__) - /-------\/ v / (oo)v - / | ||_/ \-------\/ \ -* ||----| v____/ / \/ - ^^ ^ v___\____v/___/ - -Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful -photo graduate bovine, or what? - - - (_ _) - (__) (o o) - (oo) \ /-------\ - /-------\/ || | \ - * ||----|| ||----|| * - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ -Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split - - (__) (__) * - (oo) (oo) / - /-------\/ \/-------/ - / | || || | o -* ||----|| ||----|| ooo - :: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo -Your team skates Like a pile of . . . - -(__) (__) -(oo) (oo) - \/-------\ /-------\/ - \\ \ \ / / // - \\----\\ * * //----// - ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ -Shift to the left Shift to the right - - (__) - (oo) - /--\/--\ (__) - / | | \ (oo) -^ | | ^ ---\/----< - /----\ | \-+-< - / \ \ | | - ^ * ^ *__|__-+-<-< -Stand up Sit down - - (__) * (__)(__) - (xx) \ (@@)(oo) - /-------\/ >---\------\/ \/-------\ - / | || | ||>---| || \ - * ||----|| |-----|| |----|| * - ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^ -Fight, fight, fight! - \ No newline at end of file -- cgit v1.2.3