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diff --git a/.md/about/whatami.md b/.md/about/whatami.md index 6120c15..5a04b4f 100644 --- a/.md/about/whatami.md +++ b/.md/about/whatami.md @@ -4,4 +4,4 @@ It should be noted for the record I'm a human (*homo sapiens sapiens*), which by [most estimates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_water) puts me firmly in the category of *water-like object* at ~60% of my total body mass, with the remaining matter compromised of various arrangements -of carbon. +of carbon, oxygen, and potato chips. diff --git a/.md/about/whereami.md b/.md/about/whereami.md index 109039c..cc07720 100644 --- a/.md/about/whereami.md +++ b/.md/about/whereami.md @@ -26,16 +26,14 @@ need to go to make things go beep. In the 60s and cables into and out of ports so calls could connect. <img src="/static/human_router.jpg" /> -<center> *Image of a switchboard courtesy of -[Wikipedia contributors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jersey_Telecom_switchboard_and_operator.jpg) -*</center> - +[Wikipedia +contributors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jersey_Telecom_switchboard_and_operator.jpg)* Fortunately, we figured out that was dumb and made robots do the job for us. Internet companies, governments, and anyone else with enough money and influence bought huge routers and hooked them all up to talk to each other. Then they convinced us all to go out and buy a router from our ISP of "choice" -so we could all send cat pictures to each other seemlessly. We got rid of +so we could all send cat pictures to each other seamlessly. We got rid of phones, replaced our phone with our IP address and email, just to ironically end up back at phones again. All of our devices serve, or at least can serve, as a router in some way, and all these little robots talking to each other |