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- --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==--
- as you've NEVER seen them before!
-- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
-
- (__) (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | || / | || / | || / | ||
-* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
- with milk after milking cow with milk
-
-
- (___) (___) * (___) (___)
- (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
- /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
- / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O *
-* ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ||,---||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
- Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
- seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
- (__) (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
-* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
- Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
- on grass on cow
-
- (__) (__) * (__) * (__)
- (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
- /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
- * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
- ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
- ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
- a shit shit kicked out of her
-
-
- (__)
- (oo) U
- /-------\/ /---V
- / | || * |--| .
-* ||----||
- ^^ ^^
-
-Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
-
-
-
- (__) )__( vv vv
- (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
- /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
- / | || / | || /\-------/
-* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
- ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
-
-American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
-
-
-
- (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
- /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
- / | || / | || /| ||
-* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
-Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
-start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
-
-
- (__) (__) (__)
- (OO) (@@) (xx)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | || / | || / | ||
-* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
-Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
- psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
-
-
- /\ __
- / \ ||
- (__) (__) \ / (_||_)
- SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
- /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
- / | || / | || / S / | ||
- * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
- to George Washington this cow cow
-
-
- (__)
- * (__) (oo)
- \ (oo) /------\/
- \-------\/ /| |/ |
- | ==$ || / | [) ||
- ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
- to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
-
-
- (___) (__) (__)
- ( O ) (oo) (oo)
- /-------\ / \/--------\/
- / | ||V | |
- * ||----|| ||------||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
- cow had four legs or e
-
-
-
- O__O \_|_/
- (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | || / | ||
- * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
-
-
-
- (__) (__)
- ^^ (oo) (--)
- ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
- ^^^^^ / | || /| |\
- ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
- ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
-^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
-^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
-^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
- Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
- (What a bod, huh guys?)
-
-
- )\ (__)
- / \ (oo)
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Cow swimming at Amityville
-(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
-
-
- * (__)
- \ (DD)
- \ /-------\/
- |\ / | ||_\_/
- \ | \ (__) * ||----|
- \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
- \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
- ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
- \\ ||
- \\||
- \||
- ^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
- \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
- \_ / / / / / _______ / /
- Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
- / / / (__)| / /
- / / / (oo)| / /
- ( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
- ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
- @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
- @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
- /--UU--\/ (____________)
- / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
- * ||---||
-
- (New) Jersey Cow
-
-
- O O O O
- \ \ / /
- \ \ (__) /
- (__) \ \ (xx)/
- (DD) \ +--------+\//
- /-------\/ \| | /
- / | || +--------+
- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^
-Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
- at Gillies in Texas
-
-
- o o
- |__| (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
- /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
- / | || / | || / | ||
-* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
- male relative cow cow cow
- cow
-
-
-
-
-
- x
- xxxx|xxxx
- xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
- |
- //
- (__) // (__) (__)
- (oo)// (oo)===(oo)
- /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
- / | |// / | || || | \
- * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
-
-
- o o (__) ^
- \ / (oo) /
- \ / _____\/___/
- (__) \__/ / /\ / /
- (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
- /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
- / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
- * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
- ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
- ^^ ^^ ^ ^
-
- Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
- Cow Cow (That's what comes of
- (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
- cow-culus) Ray Tube)
-
-
-
- o
- | [---]
- | |
- | | |------========|
- /----|---|\ | **** |=======|
- /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
- | | ___| |==============|
- | | ___ {(__)} |==============|
- \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
- \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
- ----------------- / | NASA |==== |
- | | * ||------||-----^
- ----------------- || | |
- / / \ \ ^^ ^ |
- / ---- \
- ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
-
-
-
-
- (__)
- ([][]) "I have this recurring dream
- __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
- /\ \__ ^ :..("")
- /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
- /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
- \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
- | | | H H ||
- |_____________|_____________| H H ||
- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
- Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
-
-
- ( ( )
- ( ( ) )
- ( ( )
- ( / )
- ( ( \\ )
- ( | // )
- | | (__)
- | | (oo) (__)
- | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
- | | || ( _)_______(__) )
- **| | ---|| \ __________/
- ``'---------^^
- Cow Hide Cow Pie
-
-
- \ | / ___________
- ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
- | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
- | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
- | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
- | | | | | #_// | | | | | |
- | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
- | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
- | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
- | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
-^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
- | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
- `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
- || |`. (__) (__) ( )
- (oo) (oo) /---V
- /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
- / | || ||_______| \
- * ||W---|| || || *
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
- "Cow Town"
-
-
- \ (__) (__)
- \\(oo) (\/)
- /-----\\\/ /-------\/
- / | (##) / | ||
- * ||----||" * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
- This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
-
-
- (__) (__) (__)
- (\/) ($$) (**)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
-* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
-Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
-
-
- (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo)
- /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
- / |'''''|| / | ||
-* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
- *
- ** **
- * ** * * * **
- * / / \ * *
- \ \ / \ / / (__)
- * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
- / (00) / / / | |( )
- \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
- / / | || / / || ||
- \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
- / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
- Cow in Heat
-
-
- (___)
- (o o)
- /------\ / (__) (__)
- / ____O (oo) (oo)
- | / /----\----\/ /-------\/
- /\oo===| / || / | ||
- | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
- * ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cowt in the Act low rider cow
-
-
-
- (__) \__\ (__)
- (oo) o (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
- / | || / | || ||______||
-* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
- OO OO OO OO OO OO
-Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
-
-
- (__) (__) \_||_~
- (oo) (oo) (*||*)
- /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
- / | || / || / | ||
-* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
- OO OO OO OO OO }{
- li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
-
-
- ____
- (____)
- .xxxx.
- (__) '(oo)`
- (oo) /-----'-\/ `
- /-------\/ / | |============>
- / | || * ||----| (~)
-* ||----|| ~~ ~
- ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
- holy cow armed and dangerous
-
-
- (___) (___)
- (o o) (o o)
- /-------\ / /-------\ /
- / | ||O / | O~ ||O
-* ||,---|| * ||,---||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
-
-
-
-
-
- (---)
- ( )
- /-----\ (___)
- | | (o o)
- | | | (-----) \ /
- | | | / / \ O
- | * | * | O |
- ^^ ^^ -----
- Coward Phone Bull
-
-
-
- |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
- . (__||__) . . : \-------\/
- . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
- !!! !!! : ||----||
- : ^^ ^^
- The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
-
-
-
-
-
-
- ...---...
- ../ / | \ \..
- ./ / / | \ \ \.
- / / / | \ \ \
- / / / | \ \ \
- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /(__)
- \|/ (oo)
- /---++--\/
- / | || ||
- * ||-++-||
- ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
-
-
-
-
- ..---.. (__)
- / \ (oo)
- | RIP | /-------\/
- | | / | ||
- | | * ||----||
- | | ^^ ^^
- | |
- \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
-
- Elvis's Cow.....Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /---+ +--\/
- / | | | ||
- * ||-+ +-||
- ^^ ^^ *
-
- David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
-
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /-------\/
- / | ||
- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^
- (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ \/-------\
- / | || -^^- || | \
- * ||---- -^^- || *
- ^^ ^^
- (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ \/-------\
- / | || || | \
- * ||----|| ||----|| *
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
-
-
-
- (__) _--------_
- (oo) |__________| BIG
- /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
- / | 007 || __________
- * ||----|| |_ _|
- ^^ ^^ --------
- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /'^^^-m
- (__) / '' ` )
- (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
- / \/ / / _ / | | | |
- / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
- ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
- * ^ ^ * ww ww
-
- Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
-
-
-
-
- _(__)_ \ ----------------------------------
- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
- | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
- |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
- -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
- \ | __________________________________/
- | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
- / /\ \ \___/ \___/
- / / \ \
- ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
-
-
- (__) (__) (__) (----------)
- (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
- /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
- /| || /| || /| ||
- * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
-
-Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all nighter
-
-
- * (__) (__) (__) (__)
- \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
- \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
- //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
- ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
- Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
-
-
-
- (__)
- (oo) (__) o * (__)
- \/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
- ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
- ---/ --** / | / | |
- *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
- //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
- |
- |
- |
- |(push)
- |
- (__) |=====|
- (==) \
- /-\/-\ \
- /| |\ \
- ^ | | ^====~~~~==== \
- | | \
- /----\ \
- / \ \ O O O O
- ^ * ^ === / /
- \ \ (__) /
- Cow-abunga Dudes \ \ (xx)/
- \ +--------+\//
- \| | /
- +--------+
-
- Cow-a-bungee
-
- ______________
- | D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__)
- | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
- | COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- |____________| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
- || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- ______||_______
- | EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__)
- |_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
- || /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- || / | || / | || / | || / | ||
- || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
-
-
- (__) (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | || / | || / | || / | ||
-* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
- with milk after milking cow with milk
-
- (___) (___) * (___) (___)
- (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
- /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
- / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
-* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
- Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
- seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
-
-
-
- (__) (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
-* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
- Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
- on grass on cow
-
- (__) (__) * (__) * (__)
- (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
- /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
- * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
- ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
- ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
- a shit shit kicked out of her
-
-
- (__)
- (oo) U
- /-------\/ /---V
- / | || * |--| .
-* ||----||
- ^^ ^^
-
-Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
-
-
-
- (__) )__( vv vv
- (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
- /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
- / | || / | || /\-------/
-* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
- ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
-
-American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
-
-
-
- (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
- /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
- / | || / | || /| ||
-* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
-Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
-start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
-
-
- (__) (__) (__)
- (OO) (@@) (xx)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | || / | || / | ||
-* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
-Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
- psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
-
-
- /\ __
- / \ ||
- (__) (__) \ / (_||_)
- SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
- /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
- / | || / | || / S / | ||
- * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
- to George Washington this cow cow
-
-
- (__)
- * (__) (oo)
- \ (oo) /------\/
- \-------\/ /| |/ |
- | ==$ || / | [) ||
- ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously
- to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer
-
-
- (___) (__) (__)
- ( O ) (oo) (oo)
- /-------\ / \/--------\/
- / | ||V | |
- * ||----|| ||------||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
-the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
-
-
- (__) (__)
- [##] (@o)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
- / | || / | || / | || (oo)
- * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
- This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
- to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
-
-
- (____) (____) (____)
- (oo ) (o o) ( O O)
- /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
- / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
- / || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
- * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
- /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
- This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
- to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
- legs or eight
-
- (__)
- (__) (oo) (__)
- (oo) /\/ (oo)
- /-------\/ /--/-- \/-----
- / | || / | `-. / | `-.
-* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- OO OO OO OO OO OO
-
- Cow-vertible . . .
-
-
- (__)
-*_ *_ ( oo *_
- \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__)
- \.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____
- ||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \
- OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
-
- Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)
-
-
- * (___) * (___) (__)
- \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo)
- \-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________
- | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______
- ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| --
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
- Twins Cow Catcher
-
- (__)
- (__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__)
- (oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo)
- /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/
- / | || / | || / | || / | ||
-* ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- ^^ ^^
- Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird
- Cow Cow
-
-
- (^^) ( (oo) (__)
- (oo) ) (OO) (oo)
- /-------==--- /------\--/ /------||||||
- / | || / | || / | UX` \||/
-* ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^
- Groucho's Harpo's Karl's
- cow cow cow
- (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
- Use your imagination.)
-
-
- O__O \_|_/
- (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | || / | ||
- * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
-
-
-
- (__) (__)
- ^^ (oo) (--)
- ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
- ^^^^^ / | || /| |\
- ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
- ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
-^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
-^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
-^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
- Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
- (What a bod, huh guys?)
-
-
- )\ (__)
- / \ (oo)
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Cow trying out for a part
- in the new JAWS movie
-
- * (__)
- \ (DD)
- \ /-------\/
- |\ / | ||_\_/
- \ | \ (__) * ||----|
- \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
- \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
- ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
- \\ ||
- \\||
- \||
- ^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
- \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
- \_ / / / / / _______ / /
- Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
- / / / (__)| / /
- / / / (oo)| / /
- ( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
- ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
- @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
- @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
- /--UU--\/ (____________)
- / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
- * ||---||
-
- (New) Jersey Cow
-
-
- O O O O
- \ \ / /
- \ \ (__) /
- (__) \ \ (xx)/
- (DD) \ +--------+\//
- /-------\/ \| | /
- / | || +--------+
- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^
-Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
-
-
- o==+--
- | |\ \
- | | \ \ ____________________
- | \ \ \ | |
- | \ \ \ | +------------+ |
- | \ \ \ | | (__) | |
- | \ \ \| | (oo) | |
- | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | |
- | \ \| | | \/ \ | |
- /---\ \ | +------------+ |
- / \ \| |
- | | | |
- \ / | |
- \---/ | |
- | |
- --------------------------
- ( )
- --------------------------
-
- Cow-struction worker.
-
- |
- /---\
- : = :
- : :
- :,','. '. : :---\
- ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : :
-
- Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
-
-
- o o
- |__| (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
- /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
- / | || / | || / | ||
-* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
- male relative cow cow cow
- cow
- x
- xxxx|xxxx
- xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
- |
- //
- (__) // (__) (__)
- (oo)// (oo)===(oo)
- /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
- / | |// / | || || | \
- * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
-
-
- o o (__) ^
- \ / (oo) /
- \ / _____\/___/
- (__) \__/ / /\ / /
- (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
- /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
- / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
- * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
- ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
- ^^ ^^ ^ ^
-
- Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
- Cow Cow (That's what comes of
- (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
- cow-culus) Ray Tube)
-
- o
- | [---]
- | |
- | | |------========|
- /----|---|\ | **** |=======|
- /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
- | | ___| |==============|
- | | ___ {(__)} |==============|
- \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
- \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
- ----------------- / | NASA |==== |
- | | * ||------||-----^
- ----------------- || | |
- / / \ \ ^^ ^ |
- / ---- \
- ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
-
-
- (__)
- ([][]) "I have this recurring dream
- __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
- /\ \__ ^ :..("")
- /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
- /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
- \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
- /====== \/ =======/==============//
- *_/ / \ /^ // / \\
- / \ ^ // \\
-
- Psycowlogist and patient
-
-
- (___)
- \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o)
- \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
- *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
- ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\
- ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
- \______/ \_____\\//
- \__/
- It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
- It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
- // //
- ^^ ^^
-
-
- ==================
- _____________________________ H H
- | |-------------| H (__) H
- | | ________ | H (oo) H __
- | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
- | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
- | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
- | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
- | | ^ | H H ||
- | | ] | H H ||
- | | | H H ||
- |_____________|_____________| H H ||
- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
- Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
-
-
- ( ( )
- ( ( ) )
- ( ( )
- ( / )
- ( ( \\ )
- ( | // )
- | | (__)
- | | (oo) (__)
- | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
- | | || ( _)_______(__) )
- **| | ---|| \ __________/
- ``'---------^^
- Cow Hide Cow Pie
-
-
- \ | / ___________
- ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
- | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
- | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
- | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
- | | | | | #_// | | | | | |
- | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
- | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
- | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
- | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
-^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
- | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
- `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
- || |`. (__) (__) ( )
- (oo) (oo) /---V
- /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
- / | || ||_______| \
- * ||W---|| || || *
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
- "Cow Town"
-
-
- \ (__) (__)
- \\(oo) (\/)
- /-----\\\/ /-------\/
- / | (##) / | ||
- * ||----||" * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
- This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
-
-
- (__) (__) (__)
- (\/) ($$) (**)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
-* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
-Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
-
-
- (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo)
- /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
- / |'''''|| / | ||
-* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
- *
- ** **
- * ** * * * **
- * / / \ * *
- \ \ / \ / / (__)
- * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
- / (00) / / / | |( )
- \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
- / / | || / / || ||
- \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
- / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
- Cow in Heat
-
-
- (___)
- (o o)
- /------\ / (__) (__)
- / ____O (oo) (oo)
- | / /----\----\/ /-------\/
- /\oo===| / || / | ||
- | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
- * ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cowt in the Act low rider cow
-
-
- (__) \__\ (__)
- (oo) o (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
- / | || / | || ||______||
-* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
- OO OO OO OO OO OO
-Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
-
-
- (__) (__) \_||_~
- (oo) (oo) (*||*)
- /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
- / | || / || / | ||
-* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
- OO OO OO OO OO }{
- li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
-
-
- ____
- (____)
- .xxxx.
- (__) '(oo)`
- (oo) /-----'-\/ `
- /-------\/ / | |============>
- / | || * ||----| (~)
-* ||----|| ~~ ~
- ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
- holy cow armed and dangerous
-
-
- (___) (___)
- (o o) (o o)
- /-------\ / /-------\ /
- / | ||O / | O~ ||O
-* ||,---|| * ||,---||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
-
-
- (---)
- ( )
- /-----\ (___)
- | | (o o)
- | | | (-----) \ /
- | | | / / \ O
- | * | * | O |
- ^^ ^^ -----
- Coward Phone Bull
-
-
-
-
- | | | | *
- | | (__) | | \ (__)
- | | (oo) | | \ (oo)
- | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/--
- | | / | || | | ----| |---
- | | * ||----|| | | --------
- | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________
- | _________________ | _________________
- | / | /
- | | | |
- | | | |
- | | | |
- | | | |
- | | | |
- | | | |
- | | | |
-/ \ / \
-
-Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
-
-
- | |
- | |
- | |
- | |
- | |
- | \_________________
- | _________________
- | /
- | |
- | |
- | |
- | |
- | |
- | | (__)
- | | *---------(..)
-/ \ ^^----^^\/
-
-The attempt results in an udder disaster.
-
-
- . /\ . . : (__)
- . / \ . . : (xx)
- / \ . . * : __------\/
- / \ * : * ||____||
- | (__) | . . ** : / | |\
- . /| (oo) |\ ** :
- / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
- . / |=|==|=| \ . * :
- . / | | | | \ . :
- / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__)
- |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
- . (__||__) . . : \-------\/
- . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
- !!! !!! : ||----||
- : ^^ ^^
- The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
-
-
- ...---...
- ../ / | \ \..
- ./ / / | \ \ \.
- / / / | \ \ \
- / / / | \ \ \
- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /
- \ | /(__)
- \|/ (oo)
- /---++--\/
- / | || ||
- * ||-++-||
- ^^ ^^
-
- Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
-
-
- ..---.. (__)
- / \ (oo)
- | RIP | /-------\/
- | | / | ||
- | | * ||----||
- | | ^^ ^^
- | |
-\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
-
- Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /---+ +--\/
- / | | | ||
- * ||-+ +-||
- ^^ ^^ *
-
- David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
-
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /-------\/
- / | ||
- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^
- (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ \/-------\
- / | || -^^- || | \
- * ||---- -^^- || *
- ^^ ^^
- (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ \/-------\
- / | || || | \
- * ||----|| ||----|| *
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
-
-
-
- (__) _--------_
- (oo) |__________| BIG
- /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
- / | 007 || __________
- * ||----|| |_ _|
- ^^ ^^ --------
- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
-
-
- The cow that didn't jump
- over the moon.
- ------------------------ !
- !
- ^
- / \ Hey diddle diddle
- /___\ The cat and the fiddle
- |= =| The cow blew up on the
- | | launch pad...
- | |
- ROCKET, | |
- TAKING OFF | |
- TOTALLY \\ | |
- OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | |
- THE FACT THAT // | |
- THERE IS A | |
- COW ON THE | |
- LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\
- / |##!##| \
- / |##!##| \
- | / ^ | ^ \ |
- | / ( | ) \ |
- |/ ( | ) \|
- (( ))
- (( : ))
- (( : ))
- (( ))
- (( ))
- ( )
- . *
- .
- _ _ *
- * \\ *= //
- COW BLOWING \\ \\ =* //
- UP,ON THE ||||||>> * * ( __ )
- LAUNCH PAD // * * * . _ (oo) *
- // *= *= * BOOM * ()
- // *= * * * ==* \\
- ________________________________________________ = * \\
- ==============================================
- // // !! \\ \\
- // // || \\ \\
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /'^^^-m
- (__) / '' ` )
- (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
- / \/ / / _ / | | | |
- / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
- ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
- * ^ ^ * ww ww
-
- Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
-
-
- ____ ____ |+++++|
-|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
-|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
-|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
-| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
------(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ----------------------------------
- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
- | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
- |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
- -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
- \ | __________________________________/
- | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
- / /\ \ \___/ \___/
- / / \ \
- ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
-
-
- (__) (__) (__) (----------)
- (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
- /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
- /| || /| || /| ||
-* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
-
-Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
-
-
-* (__) (__) (__) (__)
- \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
- \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
- //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
- ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
-Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking
-
-
- (__)
- (oo) (__) o * (__)
- \/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
- ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
- ---/ --** / | / | |
- *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
- //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- //__ Cow Cow pooing
- Cow marching standing
-
-
- Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
- (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
- ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^
- /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \//
-
-
- ______
- (__) | | (__)
- (oo) | | ($$)
- ----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/
- || / | || / | IRS ||
- ---|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant
-
-
- (___) (___) (___)
- (0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
- \ / \ / \ /
- __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__
- /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===:
- \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/
-
- Cowed Forces
- \ _ /
- - ( ) - /\
- / " \ /| | (__)
- (__) / | | (oo)\
- ________(oo) /____| | \/| \
- /| \/ / \/ | \
- / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \
- * || || |__________| ||| ____\---*
- ^^ ^^
- Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice
-
-
- ) ( _
- (____) / \ (__) ==========I
- / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I
- (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I
- ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I
- /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I
- / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I
-* ||----|| ~~ ~~
- ~~ ~~
- Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo
-
- ______________________ _______________________
- | | | |
- | (__) | | (__) |
- | (oo) | | (oo) |
- | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----|
- | / | || | | || / | |
- | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--|
- | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ |
- |--------------------| |---------------------|
- Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
-
- (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo)
- ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __
- /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/|
- |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
- |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___||
- |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/
-
- Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989
-
-
- ______________(__)_________________ (__)
- /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo)
- | \/ || \/
- _|_ _|| ||
- /__/_______________________________/__/| ||
- ( ) ( )| ||
- | |________________________________| | | ||
- \_____________________________________/] /------- /
- [] [] [] / | ||
- * ||----||
- COW-CH ^^ ^^
- Cowraffe
-
- * *
- \ /
- \ /
- /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/
- / (__) \ +----------+
- | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | |
- |^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | |
- | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | |
- | |-----//---------||----| | | |
- | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+
- ^||^ ^||^ || ||
-
- "COWCH POTATO"
- +------------+ +
- | B A T E S | (__) o
- | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /|
----------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / |
-|\ \ W------ | | ( ) v
-| ---------- *---- ====; ( )
-| | (__) | \ / ( )
-\ | (oo) | \ | ( )
- \ | \/ | \+ | ( )
- ---------- + ( )
- Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | |
- o o
- Psycho Cow (with knife)
- (__)
- (oo) ------------------------- _______________________
- /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /|
- / | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / |
-* ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)|
- ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)|
- The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ |
- |(__) \ / (__)|
- \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)|
- \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \//
- /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ /
- Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) /
- trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/
- / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\//
- ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) /
- \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ /
- \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) /
- \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/
- \ \/_________\/ / \ \//
- \/___________\/ \:/
- / \
- / \
-
- (__) (__) (______) (__)
- (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo)
- /--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/
-/ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | ||
- |--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)||
- | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- ^^ ^^
-cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's
- loss program the program Cow Cow
-
-
- (___)
- ( OO
- ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______
- | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
- | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| |
- | | | |
- | | (__) | |
- | __________ | (oo) | __________ |
- | | | | \/-------\ | | | |
- | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | |
- | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | |
- | | (oo) | | (oo) | |
- | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ |
- | |
- | |
- ( ______ )
- ( / \ )
- ( / \ )
- ( | | )
- | | | |
- | | | |
- |_________________________|________|______________|
- \ \
- \ \
- \ \
- \ \ (__)
- \ \ (oo) /
- /---\----\/ /
- / | \ || * (__) /
- * ||---\-\\ \ ( OO /
- ~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/>
- ^^ ^^ | \===/>
- \\_____// | /______/ /
- || | _________\\_\\_____/____________________
- /\------\ ^ ^ /
- (oo) \ /
- (--) * /
-
-Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
-
- ______________________
- | |\
- | (__) | |
- | (oo) | |
- | \/ | |
- | / \ \ | |
- ///////// \_ \_/////// |
- | | / | | (__)
- | /++++++< | | _____(oo)
- |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
- | * | \_\_ | | / | ||
- _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
-
- cow-lliope in the circus parade
-
- *
- \
- w \ w (__)
- \\ /\ // (oo)
- \\/ \// \/
- | | (__) >--( )--<
- |(__)| (oo) / \
- \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---<
- //\/\\ <| |> v /\ v
- || || \ \/ / | (oo) |
- ||__|| |\/\/| \(^^)/
- /^^ ^^\ /----\ | |
- / ======== \ / \ | |
- / \ /* * * \ / \/ \
- |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ |
- \ / || || ^ / ^
- \ ======== / ^^ ^^ *
- \ _____ /
-Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus
-
-
- (__) -'`- "Here's
- (oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing
- /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you,
- / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!"
- * ||----| / ====================== | \___['
- ^^ ^ || || | ||
- Cowncillor his cowch |____|-
- | |
- ~ ~
- (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt
- (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\
- / | || =================== || | \
-* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| *
- ^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__)
- A game of cowntract bridge (oo)
- / \/ ____________
- / \===^__| |
- ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________|
- (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | |
- (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | |
- /-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | |
- / | || | \-/ | | | |
- * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
- ^^ ^^ ----------------------
- Just a humble cownoisseur
-
-
- (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__)
- (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
- \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
- \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
- \/
- a cownfluence
-
- _______
- (__( .-< | | |
- (oo) | |___|___|
- ___\/___| |\_____/|
- | | | | |
- | | | |_______|
- >-' | | _ | _ |
- *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--|
- / \ / | || |_______| (__)
- / \ * ||----|| | | (++)
- ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/
- Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
-
- _
- ________|@|________
- | POLICE BOX | __
- |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/
- |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o)
- || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/
- ||-----|| | | /| | /| |
- ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----||
- | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow
- | _____ | (__)
- || || (oo) ---------
- || ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
- || ||B-9 \ | ---------
- ||_____||______\|
- |_______|_______|
- ----------------
- a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
- ( ----0 ----------------
- (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_
- |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O
- ________\_/ / /oooooo\
- | | | /oooooooo\
- # ||______|| /oooooooooo\
- || || /____________\
- ^^ ^^
- RoboCow a Dalek Cow
-
- __________________ ___________________ ___________________
- /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\
- /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\
------------------------- ------------------------- -------------------------
- \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/
- \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle /
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Ronald McDonald's Cows
-
- @ @
- @@@ @
- @@ @
- Pffii @@@@ @@
- ___________D @@@@@@
- |________ | _______
- (__) | / \ /
- ( oo /~| | __ \ /
- /\_|// | | / \ | |
- _/____/__| | | | | |
- | ___/-----------------_| (__)
- | / \ \ \ `(oo)
- | / \ | | |\/
- | | O | / / __ /
- |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__)
- \ / | o | \\\ _( )_
- ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
-
- Cow Express Suicidal Cow
-
- o _____________
- /\ / \
- [__] ( take off, eh! )
- __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/
- \/----///\ /-------\/
- */\______(xx) / | ||__|
- ( ) * ||----| U
- ^^ ^
-Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
-
-
- o o o o o o
-o o o o o o o o o o
- o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o
- O ) ( ) ( ) (
-o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__)
- (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o
- /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | ||
-* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o
- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
-
- ___
- _/...\ *==\ ________________
- __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \
- /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
- / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/
- * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
- ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
- || --+_+- ||
-Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- --
- | |_ | |_
- /\ |____| |____|
- / O\ Santa Cows
- / , \
- / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
- -/ , \- / |~ |~ \
- / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| |
- /, , \ / \ o| o| /
- / O O \ / \ /
- -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
- / O , \ / / .
- / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\.
- / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\.
- / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\.
- ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\.
- ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ ||
- || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~
- Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- Christmas Cowols
-
- O
- O O O
- O *
- Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\
- _____________________| |_____ /||o\
- /______________________________\ /|o|||\
- ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\
- ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\
- ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\
- /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\
- / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
- * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
-oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
-
-
- |----------------------| /\
- | | /\ /\/ \
- | | / \/ / \/\
- | | / \ \
- | | ----------------------------
- |______________________|
- \/
- |----------------------| o-@@
- |______________________|
- Minimalist Dead Cow
- ----------------------
- Mark Rothko Cow
- /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><>
- \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#***
- (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
- ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
- /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
-------------------------------------------------
- (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow
- ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
- /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________
------------------------------------------------- | (__) |
- (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) |
- ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ |
- /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || |
------------------------------------------------- | * ||----|| |
- (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ |
- ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas |
- /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow |
------------------------------------------------- --------------------
- Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow
-
-
- oo --
- \/
-
-
- cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow
-
-
- II
- ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\
- ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
- |\ `v' \ + II (00)
- | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\
- | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he )
- |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
- | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\
- \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \
- (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
- (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II
- II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
-
- What cows think when people MOO at them
-
-
- /\\ ^ (__) (__)
- /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo)
- _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\
- / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \
- | /|I I| | ==== | |
- ^/ |I I| | | | |
- | |I I| /| _ \ / \
- | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\
- | |_____| * || || \\
- ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_)
-
-cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
-
-
- (!!) _/\_ \_\
- !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo)
- !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/
- !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________||
- * || || * || || * || ||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
-
-
- (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo)
- /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/
- / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| )
- / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| )
- * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| )
- ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| )
- (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^
- || || || ||
- || || || ||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
-
- /\
- / \ __ ________ ------
- DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====|
- MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v|
- \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *|
- / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------
- * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----||
- ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^
- Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /-------\/ # #
- / | || \\ //
-* ||----||\ \\ //
- ^^ ^^ \ \ --- /
- \ | |
- | | |
- | | |
- | / \_/ \ (__)
- | // \\ <--(xx)--#-
- | // \\ /\
- ___________\|/___________
- Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
-
-
- ___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- |\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
- || . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
-
-
- ___________________________
- | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__)
- | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo)
-_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/
-| | | ||
-| _____ _____ | ||----||
-|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo)
- |___| |___|
- Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
-
- __ o oo o
- (__) \||/
- (__) (__) (___)
- (__) (oo) (oo) (o o)
- ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ /
- ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O
- | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---||
- ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
-
- ( )
- (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| |||
- (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O)
- /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/
- / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | |||
-* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
- ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------|||
- ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^
- Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
-
-
- (__) (__)
- / oo ______ / @@ ______
- | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
- | |___ | | | |___ | |
- | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
- * | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
- \ | |_____ | |_____
- \|________| *____/|________|
-
- CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
-
-
-
- (__) (__)
- / -- ______ / .\/. ______
- | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
- | |___ | | | |___ | |
- | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
- | | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
- | |_____ \ | |_____
- *____/|________| \|________|
-
- CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
-
-
- \\ \\
- \\ \\
- / \ / \
- / \ / \
- \ \ \ \
- \ \(__) \ \(__)
- *--> (oo) *--> (oo)
- / / \/ o / / \/
- / / / /
- \ / o \ /
- \ / \ /
- // //
- // o //
-
- B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
-
-
- ___
- / \ ( ) Happy
-| \ |--| Mooosic! (__)
-| | \ /__ (oo)
-+----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__)
-|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)---->
-|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/
-| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
-o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^
- Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
-
-
- (__) +=============================+
- (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
- ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
- __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
- / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
-|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/
- | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
- \ / \ / ------------------------------------
- --- ---
- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
-
- __ _________ __ _________
- ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
- / ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
- ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
- \ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
- ( @ @ / ( (---) /
- (_____/\____) (_____/\____)
- o o
- o o
- o o
- (__) (__)
- /----(uu) /----(uu)
- *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
-/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \))
- |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))//
- ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*)
- Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage
-
-
- (__) o o * (__)
- (oo) o o \ (OO)
- /-------\/==o o \-------\/
- / | || ____ [] | ||
- * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
- ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
- Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
- the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
-
- __// \__ |\__|\
- /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 |
- /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
- | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
- | |___ | | | |___ | |
- | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
- * | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
- \ | |_____ | |_____
- \|________| *____/|________|
-
- CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
-
-
-
- (__) (__)
- / -- ______ / .\/. ______
- | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
- | |___ | | | |___ | |
- | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
- | | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
- | |_____ \ | |_____
- *____/|________| \|________|
-
- CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
-
-
- \\ \\
- \\ \\
- / \ / \
- / \ / \
- \ \ \ \
- \ \(__) \ \(__)
- *--> (oo) *--> (oo)
- / / \/ o / / \/
- / / / /
- \ / o \ /
- \ / \ /
- // //
- // o //
-
- B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
-
-
- ___
- / \ ( ) Happy
-| \ |--| Mooosic! (__)
-| | \ /__ (oo)
-+----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__)
-|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)---->
-|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/
-| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
-o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^
- Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
-
-
- (__) +=============================+
- (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
- ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
- __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
- / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
-|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/
- | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
- \ / \ / ------------------------------------
- --- ---
- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
-
- __ _________ __ _________
- ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
- / ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
- ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
- \ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
- ( @ @ / ( (---) /
- (_____/\____) (_____/\____)
- o o
- o o
- o o
- (__) (__)
- /----(uu) /----(uu)
- *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
-/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \))
- |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))//
- ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*)
- Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage
-
-
- (__) o o * (__)
- (oo) o o \ (OO)
- /-------\/==o o \-------\/
- / | || ____ [] | ||
- * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
- ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
- Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
- the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
-
- __// \__ |\__|\
- /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 |
- /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
- / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| /
- / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/
- ( )/\ //\( ) ( )
- /\ // \ /\ | |
- / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ --------
- * \( )/ * || ||
- \_ _// nn nn
- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that
- the vice president has a
-(__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does
-(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo)
- \/ \/ \/ \/ (__,
- (+o)
-(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\'
-(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \
- \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o
- == == --
- Cownting... This cow plays hockey
-
-
- /.
- moo /`'\ .
- (__) MOO! ` / ./ \..
- (oo) / ../ .' \.
- /-------\/ ../ / ../ \
- / | || ./ ./ ./ \
- * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \.
--------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \
- \ / / /
- Ech-cow (echo)
-
- ________________ (__)
- ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
- (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O//
- /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____
- / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW
-* ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES
- ^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \
-Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/
-
- * . . ,
- . . * . .
- . *
- \ / , (__) , ,
- - * - ( . |
- . / \ , . \/ . - - .
- . / \\ , |
- , * * / /\\
- . /\\ / . .
- * . / \\ . .
- _|_ , . , / , *
- | . , . * , . .
- . , . . . * .
-
- The Milky Way
-
-
- \ / ________________________________
- \/ / \
- (__) /\ | At times likes these you |
- (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
- _\/_ // O \________________________________/
- * ( ) // O
- \ (\\ // o
- \( \\ ) o (__)
- ( \\ ) /\ (oo)
- ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\
- |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/)
- \|_______________//____________| \<>/
- ||| || //|| |||
- ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\
- || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU /
- . . ( ^ ) __/______/
- '.'.` \_O_/
- COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow
-
-
- (_ ~ - _) / ~
- ( - - | =s
-O | *
- | O \ \ - |
- | \ |
- - - |
-
-)
- Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
-
-
- (__) ---_
-(__) _______________* (oo) /| \
-(xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__)
- \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo)
- * ------ ~~ \____ \/
- Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef)
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- \/ \___/
- / / \\ (0 0)
- / /\\ \ /
- /\\ / v
- / / \\ |
- / <-------|------->
- / * |
- |\ |
- / | \ / __|__
- \\ \ \/ \/
- / \\ \ \/ \/
- / \\___\ \/ \/
- / \\ __|__
- / \\ \ /
- / / / \\ |\ /|
- / \\ | V |
- / / \\ | |
- / \\ | |
- / \\ W W
- \\
- ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing
- =========================================== at Malibu wearing a
- O) O) special cow bikini.
- The dreaded cowtapult
-
-
- (__) (___) ** ((__))
- (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo))
- (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\//
- | \/ | ( /*) | | || ||
- | | || || | | |||----|||
- (___) ^^^ ^^^
-Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an
- FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake
-
-
- (( _ _ (___) (__)
- ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo)
- _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\
- /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \
- / ||____| \/^ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| *
-* || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/
- ^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate.
- "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
-
-
- ______________________________________________________
- | |
- _______ | |
- / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS |
- / /(__) || | |
- ________/ / |OO| || | |
- | |-------|| | |
-(| | -.|| |_______________________ |
- | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ |
-/| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\
-\|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/
- | () | | () | | () | | () | | () |
- \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/
-
- "The Moo-vers are here!"
-
-
- -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__)
- *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-)
- - \------\/ \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/
---- | | | // | // | // | ||
- - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----||
- oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
- Roller Cow Cows in polonaise
-
-
- -------------/
- /
- /
- /
- /
- /
- / (__)
-^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
-Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
-
- \ / ____
- |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/
- (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O |
- /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ /
- / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/
-* ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| --
- ^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael
-Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev
-
-
- (*) (*)
- (__) ^ ^ (__)
- (oo) | | | @(oo)@
- [..] | = | [..]@@
-\ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@
- || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== ||
- || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ||
- ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
- |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
- | \ | | | | / |
- = * = = = = * =
- cows having candlelight dinner
-
- (___)
- (o o)
- ( ** ) __\_/__
- |e e| //^^*^^\ \___/
- \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O)
- OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ /
- | * * * \ \ |=====| / O
- /**************** * "|_____|"
- // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming
- || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow"
- || || || || |_|_|
- v| v| v| v| ^ ^
- Haute Cowture COWNT
-
- |\
- |[] |\
- (__) | |[] |\
- (--) | (__) | |[] |\
- * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[]
- | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) |
- | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) |
- \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /|
- _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / |
- -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------|
- \_/ \_/ o |===========| |
------------------ o |================|
- Cowazaki COW-WARD o o
-
-
- ______________________________
- / \
- ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
- \________________ ____________/
- ) ) ()
- (__) // ( )
- (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ )
- /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo)
- /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/||||
- / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || |||
-* ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| |
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi
-
- (__) |====|
- /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/
- / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/
-* ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | ||
- ^^ ^^ \/ * ||----|| * ||----||
- ___/ ___/ ^^ ^^
- Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher
-(with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league)
-
-
- /\ __
- {__} _[__]_
- (oo) /(oo)\
- /-------\/ /------@\/@
- / | + || / | |@@
- * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow
-
- _____ _________________
- / \ / \
-( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
- \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__)
- ( ( ) ) >(==)
- \\ // )__( /-\/-\
- \ (__) / (oo) /( )\
- (oo) \/-------* ^ ( ) ^
- /-------\/ || | \ ( )
- / | || ||----|| \ /----\
- * ||----|| vv vv / \ \
- ^^ ^^ ^ * ^
- COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga
-
- ^^ ^^
- O (___) || * ||----||
- | (o o) || \ | ||
- (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\
- |\/| O | || (oo)
- | | | || ( )
- / v-' || ><
- /==========| ( )
- // || (oo)
- ,------._(__) || || /-------\/
- * | \ ( oo || || / | ||
-vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^
- COWTOW Bi-cow molecule
-
- (__) (__)
- () () _____| oo | |oo|
- ()() / | /----|-|__|-|
- (oo) / | / | ||
- /-------UU /____________| * ||----||
- / | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-* ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up
- ^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein
-Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween
-
-
- (__) |\/| (__)
- (oo) (oo) >(==)
- __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/
- / | || / | || / | ||
-* ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
- Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2)
- (very handy) portable COW
-
-
- _______________________
- |^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a )
- | | ( doctor, not a butcher!)
- @| Oo (---------------------))
- (MM) | ._> (__) )
- (oo) \ / (oo)
- /-------\/ /--------- /-------\/
- / | || / | || / I * II
- * ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow
-
-
-
- ________________ (__)
- // (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo)
- // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/
- // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\
- / ============||=======\\ * // \\
- (| |- ||- ||)
- |________|_____||________||/ ***********
- \-( O )----------( O )--/ **** ***
- --- --- *** *
- ****o
- Cowpool ******
- ***
- *** *
- (__) *** ***
- (oo) ******
- /-------\/___()~
- / | || Cow jumping over the moon
- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^
- Cow smoking a pipe
-
-
- o o o o o o o
- o o o o o o o o
- (__) o o o o o o
- (oo) o o o o o o
- /-------\/___() o o o o
- / | ||
- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^
- Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe
-
-
-
- * * * o @ ~ *
- * * * , o * * *
- (__) * * * . * o
- (oo) * * ) . *
- /-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ *
- / | || (
- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^
- Cow star-gazing
-
-
- |
- \|/
- ----*----
- /|\
- |
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /-------\/
- / | ||
- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^
-
- Cow wishing upon a star
-
-
-
-
-
- ________ _______
- (__) / \ (__) / \
- (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! )
- /-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/
- / | || / | ||
- * ||----|| * ||----||
- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- A Cow-mon Dyslexic
- Mistake Cow @@@@@
- @@\0 0/@@
- (o o)
- ___________________________ ** |U| **
- / / / / ***( )***
- / /__________/ / // \ / \\
- / / // *** \\
- / / *******
- / / ***********
- / / ***************
- / 3.5" 135tpi / *******************
- /__________________________/ *********************
- *********************
- Cow Stored as Binary
- Information. Cow Belle
-
-
-
- (___) (___) (___)(___)
- (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o)
- /------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\
- / ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \
- ( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( )
- /\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\
- | || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || |
- * || || || ||| || * || || || || *
- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
-
- Cows at a garden party
-
-
-
- * (__) .
- \ (oo) .'
- ...\------\/ '.
- (__) (__) . (__) || (__)
- (oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo)
- /-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/
- / | || / | |\/ / | || \| ||
- * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><----><
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling
- pissed off pissed on pissed
-
-
- (__) * (__) * (__) ( )
- (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( )
- /-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( )
- / | || . | || / \\ ( ) )
- * ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( )
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where
- give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before
-
- (__) (__) s * )__(
- (oo) (@@) s / (oo)
- /-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/
- / | || / | || /------(xx) | |
- * ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \
- WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^
- Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow
- long grass grass
-
- (__) (__) (___) * (___)
- (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ /
- / | || / | || / | |O | |O
- * ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--||
- ^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^
- Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after
- drink mistake calf went away
-
-
- (__) * (__) (__) (__)
- (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/
- / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) ||
- * ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^
- Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of
- above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow
- (with due accowlades
- to Gary Larson
- -\ /- (The Far Side))
- '\/'
- (oo) _________
- /------- \/ | \ /|
- ./ | , | - -X- - |
- |------| |/______\_|
- --|------|---------|-------
- /---------------------------\
- / __ \\
- // / \ __ \\\
- /// / \ \\\\
-
- Highland Cow
-
-
- ________ \
- |########| \
- |########| \
- --------\ \
- (__) | \
- (oo) | \ ______________________
- \/ | | |
- /+++\ o | |
- /+++++\ | ____ |
- ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | |
- / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| |
- ~~ ~~ \ | ---- |
- \ | |
- \ | |
- In"cow"tinent \|------------------------
-
-
-
-
- (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^
-
- A well adjust(1)ed Cow
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- ^^ ^^
- /-------\/
- / | ||
- * ||----||
-
- An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow
-
-
-
- >ysP -"JlAe B x
-
- A compress(1)ed Cow
-
-
- awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]
-
- An awk(1)ward Cow
-
-
- begin 644 cow
- M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\
- ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H*
- end
-
- uuencoded cow
-
-
- __
- _|__|_
- (oo)
- /-------\/
- / |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun)
- * ||----|
- ^^ ^
-
- this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
- the hell is the horse then ?', let me
- inform u that it too needs recreation and
- has gone to play man-shoes !!
-
-
-
- ___________________________
- | | (__) \
- | | (oo) |
- | | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom
- | | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS
- | | * ||----|| /
- | | ~~ ~~ |
- | |___________________________/
-
-
-
-
- /-----------------------------------------------------------------------
- |[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __
- / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| |
- | | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_
- |--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |----
- | | | | |
- +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======----
-
- Cow-st liner
-
-
-
- _-_
- (__) [ ]
- (oo) /-_-
- \/-------/
- || |
- ||----||
- ~~ ~~
- (__) *
- (oo)
- /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________
- / | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
- * ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||
- ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
-
- _-_
- [ ] (__)
- -_-\ ( )
- \--------
- | ||
- ||----||
- ~~ ~~
- Andrei Ag-cow-si
-
-
-
-
- (__)___________________________________________________________(__)
- (oo) (oo)
- \/_____________________________________________________________\/
-
- Cowaxial Cable
-
-
-
- (__) (__)
- ( V V ) (oo)
- (>O O<) /-------\/
- ( A A ) / | ||
- /-------\/ * ||----||
- / | || | \ | \
- * ||----|| V> V> V> V>
- ^^ ^^
- Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow
-
-
-
- ++ ++
- +||---||+
- (__) | 1 2 3 | (__)
- (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo)
- /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__
- / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/
- * ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/
- ^^ ^ ^^ ^
- Cattle call Cow punch
-
-
- (__) / _
- (oo) / / \
- -\/-/ | + |
- /\__/_| (___) |___|
- / / (o o) (o o)
- | / /_______\ / /-------\ /
- \ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O
- | | * || || * ||,---||
- ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull
-
-
- ___ ___
- \ \ \ \
- (___) ___\__\__\__\__
- (o o) | O O O O O O|
- --\ /----+-------------+-------/
- | O /
- \ /
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Steerage
-
- ___________________
- ___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY )
- _|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- v v ( uu| '
- / (___) \ /\_c|
- | (o o) | / \ C#=}~|
- \_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____
- | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz |
- | | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/
- /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O
- / \ | / \| * ||,---||
- ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^
- | | || || Bulldozer
- \ \ || ||
- ID ID
- Le Bullet Russe
- Dick Tracy's Cow
-
-
-
- | ==================================
- | = =
- | = _____ =
- | = ______ / \ =
- | = / \ | \ =
- | = / ||\ (__) =
- |## (__) m m = (__) __ || \ (oo) =
- | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||(__) \/ =
- | ## |\/ / / = \/ (__) ||(oo) =
- | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ =
- | ## \ \ / / = \/ || =
- | ## \ / / = || =
- | ## \ / / = || =
- | ## \-- = || =
- | ## | = || =
- | ## --* = || =
- |____________##_______________ = || =
- ## = || =
- ## = =
- ## = cow-cow nut =
- ## = =
- ## = =
- ## ==================================
- ##
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- ##
-
- Cow-sine wave
-
-
- Cow tipping:
-
- Step 1. Step 2.
- (__)
- (--)
- /-------\/ O--------O_
- / | || /| :: |_)
- * ||w---|| * O--------O
- ~~ ~~
-
- *
- (__) ________ * *
- (oo) ====________| * *
- /-------\/ /\
- / | || / \ *
- * ||----|| / \
- ~~ ~~ / \
-
- A Cowsmologist
-
-
- \ / _ /\ ` `_______ ` `
- /\/______\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ `
- | (__) /(`')\ ` |(__) `
- *---|______(^^) /-------\/ ` |(oo) `
- \/ / | || ` ` J \/ `
- * ||----||
- Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway
- (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year)
-
-
- (___) ________
- .____ (o o) / \ )
- / \ / --| UGGGGH! |
- / || O \________/
- / / ||
- / / ||
- /_____/__, ||
- *------'---------' ~~
- Sitting Bull Bull's Eye
-
-
-
- _________________________
- (___) / ...The President then \
- (o o) / had to take into serious \
- /-------\ / ----| consideration what implica- |
- / | ||O \ tions it would have for.../
- * ||,---|| \_________________________/
- ~~ ~~
- Bull-etin from the White House.
-
-
- ________________________________________________
- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
- %% %% %% %%
- || || || ||
- || || || ||
- || || _ (_) \o/ || ||
- || || /|_|(_) | || ||
- ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____
-
- The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
- vicious beasts...
-
- _
- | \ (___)
- | \ (__) (__) (~ )
- *----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o)
- | ______ |\/ /-------$/ /-------$/
- |___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | ||
- / / \____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------|
- / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^
- > > MacCow MosCow
-
- Stelth Cow
-
- *
- vv vv /
- ||____M__||/
- || || (__)
- /\||_______|| (xx)
- (Xx) \/
- (--)
- Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
- Dead Cow
- (__)
- (oo)
- \/
- /\
- __/---\ //\\
- <__/-(__) o/||\o
- (oo) (oo) //o||\\\
- /-------\/ /--\/ o///||o\\o
- / | || / -- ||
- * ||----|| || =====
- ^^ ^^
- A Christmas Cow-el
- The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter
- (Saddam Holstein)
-
-
-
- (__ (__) (__) | | (__)
- (oo) (--) (--) | | (--)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\
- / | || / | L |----< o / | D |----<T I>----| M | \
- * ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| *
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^
- | |
- Cow owned by
- Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows
-
-
- \\ //
- \\( )// (__)
- (o o) ( ) /(oo)\
- \ / (oo) / \/ \
- / \ ##########\/ / /\ \
- | | # ######## # / / \ \
- \___/ * # ###### # | | | |
- // | \\ # # # # | | | |
- // \\ |___| |___|
- " " Mosscow Cowderoys
- Cow11
- _____
- <_____>
- ( ) (==) |
- (oo) __ /------\/- *
- /---*-.---\/ (oo) / | | \/|
- / |* . * .|| /-------\/ * | |
- * ||------|| : :: |===|===|
- ~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^
- ^^ ^^
- Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day
-
-
- /
- /\ /
- \/ (__) / \ | /
- || <`'> / \ | /
- (_||_) \/ /^ _____ ___ _____
- __\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \
- | /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\ / \
- __\xx/__| I____I | ||
- /ww\ ,---( _ ) . ||----||
- /| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo
- |^ ^| ||
- ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter
- ==
-
- COW giving birth The Ninja Cow
-
-
-
-
- * (__)
- \ (oo) ________(__)_
- \---------------\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_)
- | 0.0 | | _______\/ | /*__*\
- |---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_
- | C CE ^ - | | | \/--( \|==|/ )
- | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ /
- | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | |
- | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ /
- | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^
- | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
- ||-----------|| |_____________|
- ^^ ^^
- Cow-culater Cow-culator
-
-
-
- (__) (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
- / | || / | || /| || /| ||
- * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- COW-comitant
-
-
- (__) (__) (__) (__)
- ($$) (&&) (YY) (%%)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | || / | || / | || / | ||
- * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y
- USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow
-
-
-
- _____________
- | |
- | INDIANA 45 |
- | | |
- | PURDUE 52 | |
- |_____________| |
- ______|====\
- \/\/\/ \\
- \/\/ \\
- \\
- \\
- (__) __ \\
- (oo) /)(\ \\
- * / \/_/~\__/ ||
- \ / __/~ ||
- \/ / ||
- | _/ ||
- | | ||
- ~ ~ ------
- Hoosier
- Cow
-
-
- . .
- . . (__)
- (___) . (___) . (oo)
- (o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=?
- \ / . \ / . / ! !!
- Q.. Q.. * !!----!!
- ^^ ^^
- smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts
-
-
- (__) (__)
- (00) ( )
- /----------------\/ \/---------------\
- / | | | | \
- * ||-----------|| |||----------||| *
- ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^
- SIDE VIEWS
-
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- | |
- | |
- | |
- | |
- * |
- ^^^ ^^^
- BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW
-
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- ^ (___)
- _- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*|
- _________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\
- " /| \ / U |
- (__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | /
- |@@| | | //
- \/`--------.__/ | C/
- | / \---/
- //`---\/|| |/\ |
- || || || ||
- || ||
- || ||
- Helicowpter
-
- Cool Cow
-
-
- (__) (__) |
- (oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o
- /---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | ||
- / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----||
- * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured
- mobile phone. by head-shrinkers
-
-
- ((( ))))
- (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man !
- ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ /
- ( ( ( )))) | | _/
- ( ( / ) ) ) O O /
- ( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / -
- ( : // ) ) ~
- : : / \
- : : O / | | \
- : : ( | | )
- : : \ \___/ /
- : : (__) W/ \W
- : : (oo) /|_n_|
- : : ----\/ / || ||
- : : :: | () ()
- : : ---:: * || ||
- ------------^^ VV VV
- Newton's Cow
- (aka Mooton) Bart Cow
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-
-
-
- __
- >(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing
- (oo) color according to the action you should take.
- /-------\/
- / | || If this cow appears to be:
- * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
- MAGIC DESISION
- MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining.
-
- AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal
-
- GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control
-
- BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.
-
- BLACK (on white): Lucky git!
-
- ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
- quickly!
-
-
-
- /~~\ +
- ) ( \__/ O O
- ( o)\ ========== o_o_o
- * \o / / {__} \ (___)
- \ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___)
- \----- || \ \ \/ / (___)
- $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00
- ||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ |
- ~~ ======== \_o
-
- Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II
-
-
- ______ ___________
- : Oui? : : :
- _______ `v-----' : CORNED :
- : Nee! : (__) : BEEF :
- `------v' (oo) :_________:
- /-------\/
- / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum
- * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
- ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
- the boundary conditions!"
- Belgian Cow
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /-------\/
- / : :: (/\)
- * ::----:: /oo\ (__)
- XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--)
- X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/
- X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__
- X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__|
- XX================>> ~ ~
- Cow klux klan Cow resting
- Irakean Cow
-
-
-
- ___()
- COW ------------| o\
- | )O-------------- MOO
- -----|____/ /
- \ /
- \ / (____)
- \ / \( )
- \ / |\( )
- \ / \ \( )
- \ / \ \( )
- X |\ \( )
- / \ | \ \( )
- / \ \ \(____)
- / \ \|_o_o_|
- / \ | |
- / \ | |
- / ___() \
- -----| o\ \ cow chip
- | |O-------------- ~MOO
- BULL ---------- |____/
-
- Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)
-
-
-
-
- ( ) ( )
- \ / \ /
- \___/ \___/
- (o o) (o o)
- /-------------\o/ /-------------\o/
- / | || / | ||
- * ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------||
- || || || \\ ||
- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull
-
- __
- (__) ( ) (__)
- (oo) / (oo)
- _______\/ / \ _______\/
- / / \ /| |
- / | || / \ / || ||
- * ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
- Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated
-
-
-
- (__) (__) iiiiIiiii
- (oo) (oo) '|o o|`
- /---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/
- /| | || / | || / | |
- * |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____||
- || || * || || || ||
- ~~ ~~
- cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow!
- (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)
-
-
-
- \_ ^
- \ | **~~~~~~~
- _____) \___ | **~~~~~~~
- __/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
- _/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
- / ____ ( ) \/ |
- / / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/|
- /| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) |
- ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ |
- // / | ||
- [][] [][] Patriotic Cow
-
-
- Sha-MOO
-
-
-
- /\
- / \
- / \
- | |
- / * * \
- / ** * \
- / * ** \ **
- / * * \ ** **
- . . . | | * * <--- the world
- . . / **** \ * *
- . . . / * * \ ** **
- . . . / **** \ **
- . / * * \
- . | |
- . / **** \
- . / * \ . .
- . / **** \ . .
- / * \ . .
- / **** \
- | | . . .
- | **** |
- | * * | . . .
- | **** | . . .
- | * * | . . .
- |------------------------------| . .
- | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . .
- . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\
- / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . .
- . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ .
- . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ .
- / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ .
- |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| .
- . (______________||______________) . .
- . /_\ /_\ . . .
- !!! !!!
-
- The herd shot 'round the world.
-
-
- (_ _)
- ___ (o o)
- (__) _- -_( )
- (++) /- O O
- /____O/ / | ||
- /| || * ||-___-||
- * ||--|| ~~ ~~
- ~~ ~~
- This cow belongs to This cow belongs to
- Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr
-
- _________(__)___
- | -------------- |\
- (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \
- (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \
- /-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| /
- / | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/
- * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || ||
- ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~
- *
- cowoperation ----------------------
- / - - - - - - - - --- /
- / - - - - - - - - --- /
- ----------------------
- (oooo) personal cowmputer
- oo( -0 )oo
- / ------------ \/
- / | | /|
- / | ----\_/ | / |
- > < ||| ||| / |
- ||| ||| |/ |
- ~~ ~~ \ |
- Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__)
- note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo)
- hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/
- for MIT men. | / / | ||
- | / * ||----||
- | / ^^ ^^
- _____ * |/ breacowt!
- (_____) /
- ( OO )_____________ /
- (/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\
- \O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD )
- | ######### | |/------------/
- | |__________| |
- || | || |
- || | || |
- ~~~~ ~~~~
- Saddam moo-sein
-
-
-
- @
- (__) (__) _____/
- /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ *
- _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * -
- /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * -
- [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * -
- \__/ \__/
-
- Cow-mobile
-
-
-
-
- (()) (()) ||||
- (oo) (oo)
- /------\/ (OO) /------\/
- /| | /------\/ /| |
- * ||----|| /| | * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^
- ^^ ^^
- Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow
- getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!)
-
-
- /\
- / \ (__) __
- (oo) (oo) (oo)
- /------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/
- /| | /|o | o | /| |
- * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
- "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow
-
-
-
- o o - -
-
- O Moo!!!!
-
- ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow
-
-
-
-
-
- Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car
- ___
- [___] ____|___|____
- (o o) / [__] \
- /------------\-/ / (oo) \
- / | ||^ |V / |\/| \
- | | <**> | |-----------------|
- * -----/\------ | Cow-Price |
- || O O || |_________________|
- || || \_________________/
- || || | | | |
- oo oo |__| |__|
- (With gun and Handcuffs)
- (it's a Cow-Price)
- (Classic of course)
-
-
-
- \ /
- \ /
- (__) \ (__) /
- /\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) /
- // == \ // == /
- / | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| /
- * || || \ * || || /
- ^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/
- Silly cow
- (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley.
-
-
-
- ___ __ __ _
- (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) //
- \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) //
- ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ //
- ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ====
- `-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) //
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^
- beecows Cownan the barbarian
-
-
- (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo)
- /-------\/ /-----------------\/
- / | || / | /qwertyuiop \||
- * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; ||
- ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ ||
- sliced cow ^^ ^^
- keyboard-cower
-
-
- ( )
- (oo)
- /--------\/
- / || ||
- * ||------||
- || ||
- ( ) || ||
- (oo) || || | | | |
- /--------\/ || || || || || ||
- / || || || || || || || ||
- * ||------|| || || || || * ||------||
- || || || || || || \ || ||
- || || || || || || \--------/\
- || || || || || || (oo)
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( )
- high cow very high cow broken very high cow
-
- __ (__)
- (__) (__) (oo)
- (\/) (oo) < vv >
- /-------\/ /-------\/____) / \
- / | || / |______ | | /| |\
- * || || || || __ / |( )| \
- ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \
- cow san /___||__||_*_\
- Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~
- Cownt Dracula
-
- (__) ( )
- * ` (OO)' (00) //
- \_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___//
- || ||_. ` /---\_/---\
- %_/ ~-----\ ------------------
- ~ l l
- l___________l
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l
- // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l
- - -
- Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant
-
-
- \ ,_________________./ /
- (__) -/.__________________ -
- oo ) \ (__) / \
- _!_/_ \ (oo) /
- !--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./
- !__! ! ! \ | |
- \___/ * | |
- / W \ / | |
- ! ! o / / / \'
- ! ! /|\/' | \
- ______/_\_________________|______\ _____
- Cow from ^ ^
- Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath
-
-
- .
- . .
- . . . __ __
- . ||______________________||
- . . || __________________ ||
- / || | (__) | ||
- . . / || | (oo) | ||
- | -|| | _\/_ | ||
- . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
- (\ |\-----------------------\
- . (\ || \_______________________\
- \|| | |
- . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
- \ | |-----------| | .
- . \ | PETERBILT | .
- \| |
- . (=========================)
- |_||_| |_||_|
- . \
-
- . \
-
- Pompano Beach or bust!
-
-
-
- ^^^
- ^^^^^^^
- ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^
- ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- *********************************** \ /
- *********************************** \ /
- *********************************** \ /
- *********************************** \ /
- \ ^(__) /
- \ / (@@) /
- 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__
- | | |
- | | |
- |__|-^-
- / \ \__*
- | |
- ^ ^
-
-
-
- -----------------------------------------------
- | U. S. Federal Prison |
- |---------------------------------------------|
- | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
- | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | |
- | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | |
- | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | |
- | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
- | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | |
- | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | |
- | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | |
- | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | |
- -----------------------------------------------
- Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega
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-
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-
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- ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|----
- --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|-
- -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|---
- ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|--
- ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.---
- ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -====
- . - - / \ ' ^ . - .
- \ / . ^ - \
- ` ^ ` ` `
- Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu
-
-
-
- (__)
- (OO) __
- \/ |__|
- // \ |
- // \ \ |
- ^^ \// \ |
- /-------------\
- -----------------------/ Panama \
- ----------------------/ or \
- / Bust! \
- _____________/---------------------\_____________
- / \
- / \
- \ /
- \_________________________________________________/
- M1 Abrams Cow Commander
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-
-
- (__) *
- (OO) |
- \/ |
- // \ -----
- // \ \ / \
- ^^ \// \ / \
- // \ | |
- --^^------ * / \
- \ ____ / / / \
- |||||| | \ |
- |||||| / \ \
- |||||| | / |
- |||||| /___________\_______\
- |||||| /
- |||||| (_/)
- __||||||||__ (@@)
- | .,....,. | \/
- | ...,.,.. |
- ------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
- The Acowdemy Award
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
- | ________________________________________________________ |
- | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 |
- | / ........... ____ \ |
- | | / \ A10806726C | |
- | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | |
- | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | |
- | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | |
- | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | |
- | \ ......... _______________ ........ / |
- | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 |
- |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|
-
- Cownterfeit
-
-
- >>>----> *___ ______
- \ __|_**_|__
- >>>----> \ | . . |
- \ _______________\ /
- * ( | | US CALV| \o/
- >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- |
- ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| |
- >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*|
- . / / \ \ \ \
- . /* \ \*\ \*\
-
- The CALVelry COWard
-
-
-
- ____
- | | . .
- vv vv __|__|__ \ /
- ||----|| * \00/ \__/
- || | / /-----------C\/C (oo)
- /\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/
- (oo) / ||_________CCCC / | ||
- (~~) * || || * ||----||
- nn nn ^^ ^^
- Australian view of a
- North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs
- to "My Favorite Martian"
-
-
- (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo)
- (__) >------\/------< >------\/------<
- (oo) | | | | | | | |
- >------\/------< | | | | | | | |
- | | | | | | || | | | | || | |
- | `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' |
- `--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--'
- | | | | | |
- ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
-
- "FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull
-
-
-
- (Big Mac)
- (_____) _____________
- \0 0/ / \
- _________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX
- / | U | \_____________/
- * | /______ _ |
- || || || ||
-
- this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs
-
- Any questions??
-
-
- .
- \---) (__) *
- |o o) ==== /
- (---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/
- | |#| ) | / | || (o o) ||
- | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--||
- ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^
- //--\ || ^^(o o)--<
- // | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--<
- || * | /
- ^^ ~ * "69"
- Cowborg
-
-
-
- * * *
- *
- * * (__) *
- * _--_ ( oo) *
- _- )\ '|
- * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * *
- / \ \-- \ \
- *-' // / > >
- > >
- / / *
- / / *
- _ _ -- _ _
- / \ *
- * / _ _ _ \
- | / \| *
- | |
- * | | * *
- | |
- | | *
- | \_ _ _ /|
- \ /
- * \ _ _ _ / *
- ---
-
-
- "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"
-
-
- (__)
- (__) \__\/__/
- {}\ (oo) l l
- /----\----\/ l__l
- / | \ |\ / l__\
- * || >-+-\ <\ / /
- || | ())))) \ \ ))))))
- ^^ ^ / )))) \ \))))))
- / \ / (
- bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-
- Cowabunga!!
-
- (__)
- (~~) V __ (__) (__)
- /--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo)
- * | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC}
- >--: |----| / | || / | |---/
- | | * ||-----|| * ||----|
- ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
- beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal
-
-
- _______\
- -<| CUD \
- /-<|_______/
- (__)// / ((|))
- (oo)/ ($ $)
- \// /-------\_/ *
- / | / | ||__<i
- __ | | * ||----|
- * \| _| ^^ ^
- / |
- / | New Kow on the Block
- ^ ^ (note lighter in hoof)
-
- CUD missile launcher
-
-
-
- ((----))
- ((oooo))
- ///-----\\\///
- ///||| |||
- *** ||||||---|||
- ^^^^^^ ^^^
-
- where milkshakes come from
-
-
-
- -------------------------------------------------------------------------
- | ___________ | | |
- | (__) ( You know, ) | (__) ________ | (__) ______ |
- | (oo) ( Kentucky ) | (oo)( How do )| (oo) ( )|
- | /-------\/ ( cows are ) |---\/ ( they )| \,,/ ( MOOF )|
- | / | || (bucktoothed) | || \( talk? )|/-------\/ \ ( )|
- | * ||----|| \ /---------- |--|| \/------- | | || \/------ |
- | ^^ ^^ \/ | ^^ | ||----|| |
- | | | ^^ ^^ |
- ------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.--
-
- Cowmic Strip
-
-
-
-
-
- | \___________________________
- | ___________________________
- | / /
- | | /
- | | /
- | | (__) /
- | | (oo) /
- | | _\/_ /
- | | / ==%
- | | / ==%
- | | *---<_ / /
- | | / /
- | | / /
- | | ~ ~
- | |
- | | Moowgli
- | |
- / \
-
-
- (__) . . . . (---)
- \oo/ . . .. . (-------(----)----( ) *
- /;;\ . . . (__) ( ( ) )(x x)_____/
- \__| |__/ . . . (oo) \ OO---------OO-/ O \_/\/\/
- |%%%%| //-------\/ OOOOOO OOOOOO / \
- ~ ~ // | U M || OOOOOO OOOOOO . .
- ~ ~ ** ||----||
- grandcow is ^^ ^^ Argyle cow about to be hit by
- sitting Go Blue Cow an armored personnel carrier
-
-
- (__
- (o ======]
- ------- )
- | || __0 \\\||||///
- | || () _____ = 00000000 = <----- radioactive waste
-
- Cow after biology major Cow after Physics Major
- is finished with it is finished with it
-
- | |
- | |
- (__)| |
- (__) (__) (@@)| |
- (oo) (oo) |\/-===< |
- /-------\/ *____-------\/ | | |
- / | || // // | | |
- * ||----|| >='/-----// /\|___===< |
- __^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | |
- oo oo oo oo `////\\\\
-
- Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board
- (watch out!)
-
-
-
- /\__ Sheeping sleep
- @@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean
- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ Sleeping sheep
- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
- @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@ /\_____
- / O \
- / \
- @@@@@@@@@@ /
- Concieted @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/
- sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
- @ @@@@@@@@@@@
- ___ || ||
- / | ~~ ~~
- / - \
- \ @@
- @@@@@@@@@
- @@@@@@@@@@______#
- @@@@@@@@@@_______# /\___
- @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @ \ Had to put this one in,
- @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ really,didn't I?
- @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ __
- @@@@@@@\ \ @@@@@@@@@@@ ||
- @ / / || || ||
- ~~~ ~~ ~~ ||
- || __
- |\\ ||
- ||\\ ||
- || \\ ||
- /\__ || \\||
- @@@@@@@@@@ O \ ||___\||________________________
- @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ ||\ || . ....\
- @@@@@@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . . . \
- @@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . \
- ( >> >> || \|| . . . \
- ~~ ~~ \ || _______________ \
- ( \ ||______ | HIGH JUMP |_______\
- \ ||| \_____________/ |
- ( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \||| || |
- |||____________||______________|
- ||
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- @@@@@@@@@@@@ ---------\ /
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- @@@@@@@@@@=| | on a cow.
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- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- VULCAN SHEEP. ROBOSHEEP
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- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DEAD SHEEP.
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- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U <--- Pissed BAA - stard.
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- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O O|
- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ /
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- @@ @@ \_/
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- / (\__/) === \
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- /________________________________\ .
- || \=======*=======/ || . .
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- .... . . .. \____________|BAA 1|_____________/ . ....
- . . . .. #### ------- #### ... . . .
- . ..... #### #### .. ... .. .
-
-
-
- ___ v v v ___ ___
- <*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*>
- [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^=
- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " "
- owl punk owl owl with antlers chinese owl flying owl
-
- ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
- <+,+> <@,@> <*,*> <-,-> <$,$>
- [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-']
- -"-"- -"-"- -"--- -"-"- -"-"-
- drunk owl owl junkie one legged owl shrewd owl greedy owl
- _
- ___ ___ _|||_ /_\
- <#,#> <o-o> <*,*> <*,*>
- [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-']
- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"-
- T-V owl owl with glasses owl with top-hat owl with fez
-
- ___ ___ _____ _
- <*,*> <*,*> /o \_/ | * *
- [`-// [`o'] [ _ | "owl"
- -"-"- -"-"- `-----' `-'
- owl with sling medalion owl surreal owl owl in cave owl
-
- ___ ___
- <*,-> <*,*>
- [`-'] [`S']
- -"-"- -"-"-
- confidential owl super owl
-
-
- (__)
- (oo) U
- /-------\/ /---V
- / | || * |--| .
-* ||----||
- ^^ ^^
-
-Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
-
-
-
- (__) )__( vv vv
- (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
- /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
- / | || / | || /\-------/
-* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
- ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
-
-American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
-
-
- (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
- /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
- / | || / | || /| ||
-* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
-Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
-Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
-
-
- (__) (__) (__)
- (OO) (@@) (xx)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | || / | || / | ||
-* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
-Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
- psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
-
-
-
- [5m(__) [7m(__) [0m [7m [5m
- [0m
- [5m(oo) [7m(oo) [0m [7m [5m
- [0m
- [5m/-------\/ [7m/-------\/ [0m [7m [5m
- [0m
- [5m/ | || [7m/ | || [0m [7m [5m
- [0m
- [5m* ||----|| [7m* ||----|| [0m [7m [5m
- [0m
- [5m^^ ^^ [7m^^ ^^ [0m [7m [5m
- [0m
-
-Cow within 100 miles Cow within 10 miles Cow within 1 mile
- of Chernobull of Chernobull of Chernobull
-
-
-
-
-
-
- (____) (____) (____)
- (oo ) (o o) ( O O)
- /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
- / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
- / || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
- * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
- /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
- This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
- to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
- legs or eight
-
-
-
- . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!
-
- (__)
- (oo) (_)
- /-------\/ V
- / | || /G\
- * ||----|| ___[B]___
- ^^ ^^ | |
-
-
- \
- (__) (___)
- (oo) (_) (O O)
- /-------\/ V \ /---------\
- / | || /G\ O || | \
- * ||----|| ___[B]___ ||-----|| *
- ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-..and with its onboard floating point
-and dual I and D cache buffers, the
-CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any
-micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!!
- \ \
- \ \
- (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo) (oo)
- \/ \/ \/
- /----\ /----\ /----\
- /| |\ /| |\ /| |\
- ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^
- | | | | |C| | |
- /----\ /----\ +-+ /----\
- / \ \ / \ \ / \ \
- ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
- MOO Oh, how boring it must
- / be to be a cow.
- (__) (__) \ (__)
- (oo) (oo) _______ (oo)
- /-------\/ \/-------\ // ||\ \ \/-------\
- / | || || | \ _____//___||_\ \___ || | \
- * ||----|| ||----|| * ) _ _ \ ||----|| *
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |_/ \________/ \___| ^^ ^^
-______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-..So explain to me again how
-they were able to acheive
-zero wait states...
- \ It's party time!
- \ \
- (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo) (oo)
- \/ \/ \/
- /----\ /----\ /----\
- /| |\ /| |\ /| |\
- ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^
- | | | | |C| [BUD]| |[BUD]
- /----\ /----\ +-+ [SIX]/----\[SIX]
- / \ \ / \ \ / \ \
- ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^
-
-
-
-
-
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-
-
-
-
- (__) (__) __)
- (oo) (oo) o)
- /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | O || * ||----||
-* ||----|| || ||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives
-(W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk.
-
-
-
- (__)
- (dd) .
- /-------\/
- / | || U .
-* ||----|| /---V .
- ^^ ^^ * |--| .
-Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave)
-Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk.
-
-
-Warning: Two of the last three are crude.
-
-
-
- (__)
- __(oo)
- (__) / \/ (__) (___)
- milk / \\ (oo) (O O)
- /-------\/ /| /-^^---\/ /--------\ /
- / | || / | /| || / | ||O
-* ||----|| * || ||----|| * ||@\---||
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives
-Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream.
-
-
-
-
-Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:
-
-
- (__) (__) (__) (__)
- (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
- /-----------\/ /---------\/ /-------\/ /-----\/
- / | || / | || / | || / | || U
-* ||--------|| * ||------|| * ||----|| * ||--|| /---V
- OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O
-
- Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo
-
-
-
-These are some of the various models offered:
-
-
- __ (__) ______ (__) (__) (__)
- / \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo)
- / ---\/ * --\/ /| |---\/ @ ---\/
-* | || | || * |______| || /| || U
- ||----|| ||--------|| ||--------|| * ||------|| /---V
- OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O
-
-Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate
-
-
-
-Although some people like to customize their cows:
-
-
- (__) \
- (oo) \
- /-------\/ (__) \__)
- / | || /---_ (__) (oo) (oo)
-* ||----|| / | -_(oo) /-----------\[] /--------\/
- OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U
- O O O O || -_|| * ||--------|| * ||------||( \---V
- OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O--O
-
-Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with
- Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear
- cb radio, and spoiler
- custom pin-striping
-
-
-
-Then there are the luxury cows:
-
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /---------------------------------------------\/
- / | || U
-* ||------------------------------------------|| /-----V
- OO OO * O----O
-
- Stretch Limo Yugo Limo
-
-
-
-And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:
-
-
- /------------------------------------------
- / | |
- / | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_____)
- / | | ( O O )
- / | | \ /
-* |________________________________________|___\ /
- OO OO OO OO O . .__.,,
-
- The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being
- run over by the 18 hoofer
-
-
-Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies.
-Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his
-comfortable silk bathrobes.
-
- \ / \ /
- \__/ (___) \__/
- (oo) (o o) (oo)
- /-------\/ /---+----\ / \/-------\
- / | || / | | ||O || | \
-* ||----|| * ||-+---|| ||----|| *
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-
-
-Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next
-issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.
-
- (__) O
- (o[o]| * (__)
- /-------\/ v / (oo)v
- / | ||_/ \-------\/ \
-* ||----| v____/ / \/
- ^^ ^ v___\____v/___/
-
-Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful
-photo graduate bovine, or what?
-
-
- (_ _)
- (__) (o o)
- (oo) \ /-------\
- /-------\/ || | \
- * ||----|| ||----|| *
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split
-
- (__) (__) *
- (oo) (oo) /
- /-------\/ \/-------/
- / | || || | o
-* ||----|| ||----|| ooo
- :: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo
-Your team skates Like a pile of . . .
-
-(__) (__)
-(oo) (oo)
- \/-------\ /-------\/
- \\ \ \ / / //
- \\----\\ * * //----//
- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
-Shift to the left Shift to the right
-
- (__)
- (oo)
- /--\/--\ (__)
- / | | \ (oo)
-^ | | ^ ---\/----<
- /----\ | \-+-<
- / \ \ | |
- ^ * ^ *__|__-+-<-<
-Stand up Sit down
-
- (__) * (__)(__)
- (xx) \ (@@)(oo)
- /-------\/ >---\------\/ \/-------\
- / | || | ||>---| || \
- * ||----|| |-----|| |----|| *
- ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^
-Fight, fight, fight!
- \ No newline at end of file